What, are you giving up? You've got clues all over the place, telling you who's who. For one thing, the arrangement of the characters is not random. For another, Petur does not have black hair.



UPDATE: We've had some accurate and some inaccurate guesses so far. Keep 'em coming.

Use the following key to give us your guesses. The following people are represented here:

• Rich Thomas
  
• Brian Glass = #2
  
• Craig Grant
  
• matt milberger = #3
  
• Intern Merry = #6
  
• Intern Chandler = #14
  
• Mike Chaney = #15
  
• John Chambers
  
• "Murder" Chad Brown
  
• Will Hindmarch = #4
  
• John "Bax" Masterson
  
• Aileen Miles = #8
  
• Aaron Voss
  
• Ethan Skemp = #1
  
• Petur Thorarinsson

A bunch of the guys here are trying to get the old hockey team back together, even though they're all a bunch of busted dudes now.

We are now in minute 14 of Trying to Get Everyone On the Same Conference Call.

Apparently, at the new office, we will have a grease trap the size of a small car. It may, in fact, just be a small car.

This is a quick one, 'cause it's hotter than the bowels of a Weyland-Yutani atmosphere processor in here.

John is out of town, in Florida, with the missus, which you may remember from last week.

Bax is shepherding Exalted books this week, in John's absence, and helping matt track art notes and sketches for Scion: God. Though, uh, I don't know if it really counts as part of Bax's job, since he's really just pawing through sketches and grunting.

Brian has Swiss Cake Roll of Glorious Divinity being proofed this week. Plus he's boxing up a bunch of stuff around the office.

Actually, we're all boxing up stuff all around the office.

Ethan is getting Adamantine Arrow done by Gen Con and running along side Grimoire of Grimoires, which really is the name of that book. Other, future books are simmering.

Aileen is finishing up art direction for Rites of Spring and is trying to land Winter Masques before Gen Con. She soon to get Adamantine Arrow from Ethan for art direction, too.

the matt is finishing the last of the art direction on Scion: God, and also proofing Brian's book. Details of the design of the new office continue to bring up little issues throughout the week that take up some of his time.

Craig is deep in layout on Requiem for Rome. I saw the new page spreads for the clans of Rome and they look great. It's also looking like that book is going to end up being even bigger than we expected. He's also going to paint our office while the rest of us are at Gen Con.

Early responses on Damnation City are very good, by the way. If you haven't seen that yet, get yourself a copy.

Yeah, I don't need to push hairy meat out of my eyeballs.

Chaney is working on stuff I can't talk about. He's also during early design and art direction on MwuHaHaHa!, the board game that's about what it sounds like. Changing Breeds art is coming in already. Chaney hired some super-powered concept artist who works so fast that I have to assume time travel is involved.

Petur is back from London, where he was on EVE TV, plus an EVE radio program, and took a bunch of meetings with board game designers. This week he and our new (re-)hire, Ken Cliffe, are working on minion cards for the aforementioned MwuHaHaHa!. They're also learning what their full-time working schedule is going to be like, and doing planning and scheduling on future board game designs.

We're also packing up our office this week so we can have all our boxes and furniture moved over the weekend. Fingers crossed, we'll be in the new office next week.

Ken Cliffe, one of the original lunatics of White Wolf, is back and working on board games. But just what that'll mean in the day to day, he doesn't know yet. So this week he'll be figuring just what the fuck is going on.

Intern Merry keeps reading this over my shoulder, which just makes it that much more embarrassing that today's report is neither funny nor insightful. Alas.

Aaron is working mostly on the office move and on Gen Con this week.

The Chad is not in our meeting today, as he has entered the stabby, near-homicidal mode he gets in the week before Gen Con, and most of us here in the Monday Meeting want to live. And so Chad is in his office.

As a reminder to visitors to the office this week, if you don't want to get stabbed, don't dress like a hooker.

Intern Merry is working in the warehouse some this week and is also working with El Presidente Tinneyé on some new marketing projects.

Intern Jess is working on one-sheets, ads, and book covers.

Rich is working on the long and dramatic process that comes with vetting potential new developers. If you had submitted a resume when we were accepting them, he might be vetting you right now.

Current Location: White Wolf Natural Hot Springs
Current Music: John Powell, "The Bourne Ultimatum"