Tonight, we write in hell.

SPARTANS! IT'S THE VERY LAST DAY! YOU HAVE ALMOST MADE IT! BRING YOUR BEST EFFORTS, AND MAKE US PROUD ONE LAST TIME!

(Word count to follow once I'm not paying through the nose for airport internet.)

Only 1071 words this time, Spartans! We can do better than that! Sadly, your mods aren't leading with good examples right now, what with being busy traveling half-way around the world. Only two days to go, though! Let's try and go out on a blaze of glory!

3957 words! I'm proud of you, Spartans! I knew you could do it! Keep up the good work!

1877 WORDS? WHAT IS THIS, SPARTA? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SLACK OFF HERE? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A COMMUNITY OF SLACKERS TO YOU? IS IT CALLED "WE-WRITE-ON-FLUFFY-PINK-CLOUDS-WHEN-WE-FEEL-LIKE-IT"?

LAZINESS WILL NOT BE EXCUSED! THIS IS SPARTA, AND TONIGHT WE WRITE IN HELL!

PS: That goes for the mods, too, those lazy, irresponsible bastards.

3,424? YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT, SPARTA. But your fearless leader knows that yes, it's the weekend. You shall be forgiven. As long as you write lots and lots and lots today. Or, well, 1,000 words. Can you do that, Sparta? WELL, YOU CAN DEFINITELY TRY.

The enemy came, burned my house down, seduced my kittens, and stole my internet. The entire internet. So I could not possibly make a post yesterday. No really, that's what happened!

Spartans, I hope you have not been remiss in your duty while your brave and fearless leaders were otherwise engaged. Today we've reached the halfway mark of our glorious campaign, and you can all celebrate it by posting double the word count! Report on day four and five, go!

3891 words were written on day three. I know you can do better than that! Only five days to go. Make us proud!

SPARTANS! I AM PROUD OF YOU! 7153 words were contributed to the good cause yesterday. It is an honor to be writing alongside such hard-working warriors! Keep up the good work! IF ANYONE CAN DO IT, WE CAN!

This Spartan campaign has seen a glorious first day, with 7684 words contributed by brave Spartan warriors. GO SPARTA.

One Spartan leader also trundled off and did something involving putting bits of video footage onto a time line and smashing it together and trying to make it look impressive. Sparta is a bit skeptic; on the other hand, impressive-looking things are always approved by Spartan ranks. This Spartan leader hopes Sparta will let her get on with doing this instead of writing.

IT IS ANOTHER DAY, THOUGH, SPARTANS. Another day, another 1,000 words. How's it looking, Spartans? Who's got something written already? REPORT BACK WITH YOUR GLORIOUS TALES OF SUCCESS.

ETA: OH RIGHT YES. The one sentence rule (. . . if you manage to write words for each day, you should also include a sentence from that writing in your tag. Any sentence, as out of context as you please.) still applies. You don't have to include a sentence in your comment, but it could be fun!

SPARTANS! It is the first day of a new campaign! A campaign for freedom, glory, and finally-finishing-that-goddamn-WIP! Report for duty!

1000 WORDS OR DEATH!

SPARTANS.

This is your other mod. The one that cowardly deserted you in the middle of a campaign. SHE IS SORRY, SO SORRY. She doesn't have a good excuse, either. Feel free to throw rotten tomatoes and other vegetables. *bows head in shame*

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. We have a new Spartan leader. Behold neery, a mostly naked Spartan with a giant spear who came to challenge our city state by ways of a SURPRISE MARATHON CAMPAIGN. We're starting on Monday, August 24, and this time, we won't be writing 500 words a day. No, Sparta. neery wants twice as much--but only for ten days.

Ten days, 1,000 words, starting Monday. Are you in or out, Spartan?

HELLO, SPARTA.

So, it's the last day of Sparta and I FORGOT TO POST. Why, yes, I am on top of things.

My humblest apologies, and hopefully Leonidas will not punt me down a well.

Regardless, huzzah and congratulations to you folks for persevering! 500 more words, and you have reached the end!

Question Game ~ Drop-or-Adopt a Plot ~ General Prompts

And now, a brief speech on your accomplishments thus far:

3,138 words, Sparta! For a Sunday, this shall do.

Tomorrow is the last day, so only 1,000 more words to go!

Question Game ~ Drop-or-Adopt a Plot ~ General Prompts

Showtunes. Which showtune best fits a character of yours?

1,985 words! The traditional Saturday ah-*ha*-the-busyness-of-outside-life-thar-you-are lower word count. Sparta approves of Saturdays, despite their lack of wordliness.

500 more words, and a sentence! And only two more days after this, Sparta. Another month is almost gone!

Question Game ~ Drop-or-Adopt a Plot ~ General Prompts

Your character honors an anniversary, of some event. What is it? A death, a birthday, a change or turning point in their past, a historic event?

3,065! That'll do, for a Friday.

Saturday now, land of not-being-Sunday-yet. 500 words and a sentence, Sparta!

Question Game ~ Drop-or-Adopt a Plot ~ General Prompts

Your character is in line at the supermarket. What kind of impulse buy would they make (what kind of candy bar, gum, tabloid, breath mints, what-have-you)?

2,979 words, Sparta. Thursday hath descended upon thee!

Well, it's Friday now, the day of much rejoicing. 500 words in honor of Friday!

Question Game ~ Drop-or-Adopt a Plot ~ General Prompts

( This photo is somewhere between terrible and cute as hell. )

4,700 words! WOO, more words~

ADD EVEN MORE WORDS, SPARTA. 500, go!

Question Game ~ Drop-or-Adopt a Plot ~ General Prompts

Okay, because it's such a cliche. Your character wakes up with wings. WHAT DO THEY THINK?

. . . The Master thinks they are bugger-all difficult to keep tidy.

4,112 words! The rallying continues!

500 more apiece, and a sentence!

Question Game ~ Drop-or-Adopt a Plot ~ General Prompts

Let's see. What's your character's favorite day of the week? Do they care about days of the week? Maybe they love Monday, or can't stand Wednesdays. Why?

3,102 words, Sparta! Not a sky-high number, but not a bad rally, either. RALLY FURTHER.

500 words, and a sentence!

Question Game ~ Drop-or-Adopt a Plot ~ General Prompts

What does your character think of film remakes?

1,520 words? Well. It having been a Sunday, Sparta will let you get away with it.

500 words and a sentence today, though!

Question Game ~ Drop-or-Adopt a Plot ~ General Prompts

Who would your character go out for ice cream with? Voluntarily or not.

No counting words from yesterday, as I put up the word-count post late, and Unfairly Sabotaged Proceedings. Any numbers would be skewed by ye modly ineptitude.

BUT. LOOK. I posted on time today!

In celebration of this event, Sparta, 500 words and a sentence!

Question Game ~ Drop-or-Adopt a Plot ~ General Prompts

Oh, hells yeah, there's a new Sockbaby episode. Go get you some of that fight scene-y goodness. And watch the first three episodes, they're worth it.