Keith is awesome!!!

BRING BACK THE BROW!!!

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:43:33 GMT

It's unanimous among the members of welovekeithlots.

We want the brow back.

Happy new year :)

Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:18:42 GMT

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006, JENNA AND KEITH!!!

(It's almost like the words are coming out of Varitek's ass...)

Rugs

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 21:41:07 GMT

So I was at the mall a couple days ago, and they had this center kiosk selling rugs and carpets and stuff with sports team logos on them. I found the Boston Red Sox bath mat, a New England Patriots floor rug, and some Red Sox car mats.

The first thing I thought of was Keith! The next thing I thought of was the dude from Fever Pitch with the Red Sox shower curtain.

Sorry for neglecting

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 04:25:06 GMT

Yeah. I don't have Photoshop. Sorry.

I'll think of something cooler to put soon.

Recognize it, pimpin' as we ride it...

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 04:07:13 GMT

This community needs....revitalizing! (And perhaps more members, although the quaint little feel is nice.)

Anyway, Keith's not my boyfriend anymore, but I'm still a big fan(girl?) and I still love him lots. Finals suck, so good luck to everyone reading this on their finals!!!

Can't think of much else to say, but I've been updating LJs like crazy for lack of anything better to do (like, I dunno, study?), so perhaps I'll be back later tonight with a cheesy poem or something. REVOLUTION!

Mmmmm Keith

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 01:25:07 GMT

HELLA HOT.

Keith is a stud. Which is why we love him lots. Of course, we love him lots for other reasons too, but we're not gonna lie, we're in it for the booty.

Also, we forgive him for showing up in pictures with random blonde chicks like this one. But only because A) He's clearly drunk -and- B) we know he loves us more.

Check out Jenna's mad rad stein in action!! Yeah!!

Oh HELLLLLL yes!!!

Sat, 01 Oct 2005 02:22:32 GMT

GO RED SOX!!!

Bring it on tomorrow, Big Unit.

Because the patch needs love!

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 09:02:04 GMT

Long live the patch!

Woo

Mon, 26 Sep 2005 04:32:16 GMT

Patriots 23
steelers 20

Kicking!

I miss you :(

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 23:41:10 GMT

I miss Keith.

I've been sleeping with this (more like crushing it to death) for the last week or so, but it isn't really the same.

I think it's cause Care Bears can't grow the patch.

Walk of shame

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 03:17:25 GMT

Despite 4 RBI, Keith still had to take the walk of shame today at the Rangers @ A's game in Oakland. In my Teixeira shirt. But it's OK, cause he snagged Chris Young's aurograph!! YAY!!!!!

Keith: Request for pic(s) of you in the Teixeira shirt for posting on the welovekeithlots LJ community!

BUT THE RED SOX ARE BACK IN FIRST PLACE!!!!!! GO SOX!! ;-)

Sox and Bill Madison Rule! Not Odoyle!

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 03:08:44 GMT

Red Sox and Yankees all tied up for the AL East lead!

They play each other in the final series of the regular season at Fenway.

Can you say drama, kiddies?

Dra...ma!

COLLAGE

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 07:04:09 GMT

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 05:45:21 GMT

Keith was too tired to type me a text message earlier (on his way home?) from moving shit so he called me. I had sent a text about if he need me to send him Sox scores because he was supposed to be going to the As vs Rangers game. I AM a whore after all...

But he ended up not going.

He's got an awesome voice. That's the basic point of this post. Really, it's really hot sounding. All deep and shit. And he says he doesn't like it...tisk, tisk.

His phone cut off and I talked to myself for like 10 seconds before I realized what had happened.

Smooth.

Cactus Cooler

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 05:30:15 GMT

Well, as a native Texan and resident for 15+ solid years, I had never heard anything of this soft drink before in my life. My best friend, Nicole, also knew nothing of it. We even scoured Kroger for it. No luck. I am convinced this soft drink is just a legend, meant to confuse native Texans like me who thought they knew everything there was to know about soda and the Dr. Pepper company.

Thought Keith might find the following link of interest:

http://rspress.home.comcast.net/cactuscooler.html

Not sure how out-dated it is, but apparently he isn't the only one in Northern California with fond sentiments for Cactus Cooler.

Also, the following LJ community may be of interest:

cactus_cooler

ENJOY!

EDIT: Even though the Sox won today, those pesky Yankees did too for the 5th time in a row. Sox still down by 1.0 games in the AL East.

Remember when ....

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 08:54:40 GMT

Keith rocked?

Wait, that's still going on...

13.50

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 07:51:29 GMT

Well, Edison Volquez came in at a tie game and fucked shit up (surprise, surprise), so it looks like our Keith won't be seeing that $10 ever again. Damn.

Also, Keith's one-month anniversary with his girlfriend has come and passed without so much as even a phone call. But we'll forgive him. Cause we know he was very busy gambling. And we still love Keith lots.

I think our boy would agree...

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:13:19 GMT

We <3 Keith

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:55:11 GMT

Somewhat inspired by the we_love_keith community, and created by volsgirl, here we are with our very own community for the very best Keith EVER!!!

Here's where fans and lovers of sinsterminister unite, spouting their love for all things Red Sox and Patriots, and their hatred for the dentist.

Keith turned 21 yesterday, where he attended the Twins @ A's game in Oakland, and spent much time in bars having beer & tequila shots. Today he's gambling in Reno, and hopefully not losing too much money or getting it on with a prostitute.

Today is his one-month anniversary with his beautiful girlfriend LACY!!! (a.k.a. me, ucdshoelace) Even though she's currently 1,700 miles away, she misses him a lot and wishes she could be there with him today.

The Sox are off today, but they lost yesterday, putting the Yankees in 1st place in the AL East by 0.5 games.

The Patriots lost last weekend as well, a crippling 27-17 loss to the Carolina Panthers. Next up it's the Steelers, or "Stillers" as some like to call them.

Keith's Fantasy Football teams aren't doing so well this year, but his MSR fantasy team has a 1-1 record and is tied for 2nd place in the league.

INSTA-KEITH UPDATE: Text message just received from Keith!--

I put 10 bucks on the rangers

ALRIGHT! Our boy is betting for the Rangers tonight. Let's all root for the Rangers (we would do that anyway) to see Keith's money tree grow!