You may have heard about the new
Limited Edition DVDs, or maybe you haven't. Either way I feel the need to fire up this community a second and say something.
I mean isn't this why it's still here? Sometimes we still have to talk about Tolkien (and sometimes
weetanya links to a
really cool hour on NPR about Tolkien and doesn't post it here) and say stuff to you guys.
Bear with me, I'm sick.
Does anyone else remember Jackson saying he doesn't want to release these DVDs unless they are all new versions of the movie? I swear I remember that quote and even posted it somewhere here. I just can't be bothered to go verify it. So you can go look, you can take me at my word or you can decide I'm wrong - that doesn't matter (or I could find the reference myself:
[Discussing the Extended and regular LOTR DVDs] "It was very important to Peter that there was zero duplication of material. Even the movie is a different movie. You're never paying for something twice, ever. If you buy all 6 DVDs you're not buying anything twice."). What does matter is this:
"Disc 1 will present the Special Extended DVD Edition of the film split into two parts (on two sides of a DVD-18) at the break point of the initial DVD release. The Theatrical version will also be split into two parts (on two sides of a DVD-18) available through seamless branching."
Past that each DVD has a new Special Feature: "Never-before-seen behind-the-scenes documentary by Costa Botes, the filmmaker director Peter Jackson personally hired." (Each is a different length btw, the Fellowship one runs 109 mins, Towers runs 86 and King runs 113)
That's it? Yes, yes if you buy them on Amazon you pay 17 bucks (16.98 right this second) for each one and that's cheap I suppose but... all of our support for buying the theatricals and then the extended editions with promise of an eventual third release that would have even more restored scenes and a blooper reel and....
We get a set of 17 dollar DVDs that have the same stuff we've loved before mashed together (It is about time they used seamless branching to do the merge of both versions I admit) and a single documentary? ONE documentary? Consider that for 21 bucks you can get the extended Towers DVD instead of this new one. With that you'd get:
# A new version of the second installment includes 43 minutes of never-before-seen footage incorporated into the film. (approx. 223 minutes)
# Commentary track by writer-director Peter Jackson and writers Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens
# Commentary track by the design team
# Commentary track by the production/post-production team
# Commentary track by 16 cast members, including Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Andy Serkis, John Rhys-Davies, Orlando Bloom, Christopher Lee, Bernard Hill, and Miranda Otto
# Two discs with hours of original content including multiple documentaries and design/photo galleries with thousands of images to give viewers an in-depth behind-the-scenes look at The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
# Adapting the book into a screenplay & planning the film
# Designing and inspiration for locations in Middle-earth
# Storyboards to pre-visualization
# Weta Workshop visit: See sculptors in action as they create weapons, armor, creatures, and miniatures from the film
# Atlas of Middle-earth tracing the journey of the Fellowship
# An interactive map of New Zealand highlighting the location scouting process
# Galleries of art and slideshows with commentaries by the artists
# Sending the actors into battle: sword fighting
# Principal photography: Stories from the set
# Digital effects including motion capture and the computer program to create the armies of Orcs
# Bigatures: a close-up look at the miniatures
# Galleries of behind-the-scenes photographs and personal cast photos
# Post-Production: editing it all together
# Sound design demonstration
# DVD-ROM Content: Includes access to exclusive online features
Four. Dollars. More. Per. Movie.
So who is this aimed at? People who liked the film but don't want the extended cuts because they run too long? But for 10 bucks they can get (off the Fellow disc):
# "The Quest Fulfilled: A Director's Vision" (23:05)
# "A Filmmaker's Journey: Making The Return of The King" (28:30)
# "National Geographic Special: Beyond the Movie" (45:57)
# Six featurettes
# --Aragorn's Destiny (3:25)
# --Minas Tirith: Capital of Gondor (3:10)
# --The Battle of Pelennor Fields (2:14)
# --Samwise the Brave (4:32)
# --Eowyn: White Lady of Rohan (3:45)
# --Digital Horse Doubles (4:35)
# The Battle For Middle Eath Continues--Video Games from EA (3:00)
# "The Lord of The Rings" Trilogy Supertrailer (6:45)
# DVD-ROM: Weblinks to exclusive content
So... uhhh... who wants both cuts this badly? It's a bad deal and though the packaging is very pretty (it really is guys) it's an utter and total rip-off no matter how you slice it. The only way people might want this is if they own neither version of the films and want both theatrical and extended and think that 30 bucks is too much to pay for both versions (plus, since the extras don't repeat between those sets they also grab onto a ton of extra stuff, days of it really).
Oh. Wait a second.
They wouldn't also be playing into the market that would want to buy the thing just for one documentary, would they?
See, that would be offensive to us, don't you think? It would be insulting to try and push yet another release of the same material we already have for one new behind the scenes thing that none of us
need. And sure, all sorts of studios do this and get away with it and no one really cares. We're different though, I'd like to think. We supported this stuff all along like nothing else and they always treated us well and fairly.
Until now.Shame on New Line and shame on Peter Jackson. Biting the hand that feeds never works out well.