Title: 21
Pairing: Raúl González/Fernando Morientes
Rating: G

Title: 5 times Rio understood what Gary Neville had to put with from the team
Character(s): Manchester United squad
Rating: G
Author's Note: I know I promised Gary Neville crack!, but this somehow ended up being focused on Rio. I hope it's okay nevertheless.


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I just wanted to get everyone's opinion on this: Do you guys prefer crack! in the '5 times/things...' form or as one continuous story?

title: four lee/magnus short stories
pairing: lee martin & magnus wolff eikrem
rating: pg
author's note: happy birthday, kayannie! (i haven't written in ages. so forgive my rustiness)


( whisper softly, softly in my ear. )

Title: 5 Times Rio Regretted Getting Into Nemanja's Car
Pairing: Rio Ferdinand/Nemanja Vidic
Rating: G
Author's Note: For Kayannie, who gave me the prompt.

Title: 5 Times Iker Tripped Over Someone Else's Shoelaces
Characters: Iker Casillas, other members of the Real Madrid squad.
Rating: G
Author's Note: Thanks Meghna, janierotten, for the prompt!

Title: 5 Times Darren Surprised Alan (In A Good Way)
Pairing: Alan Smith/Darren Fletcher
Rating: G
Author's Note: I haven't written in a while and I don't think this is very good but anyways, here you go.

Since I haven't written in a while, I figured I'd ask you guys which pairing/character you want to me to write. So fill out this poll, please. You can select more than one pairing/character.

I am opening myself for fic requests. I haven't written anything since January and it is kinda killing me. I will write just about anything Palermo, Manchester United, Australia or Serbia (and West Ham if anyone wants that...) related and have no problem writing those pairings nobody else will touch. (Please no Cristiano Ronaldo/Wayne Rooney though. Blergh.) Just a comment with the pairing and a little prompt would be fabulous.

No promises of course, but i will try.

title(s): pray (3), write, yes, and amor
rating (for all): pg
author's note: no names mentioned in any of these drabbles. thought i would let you all just pick a pairing. it's been a while since i've written, so i hope these are alright.


( He prays. Prays for love (just love, and nothing else). His eyes would close, hands pressed tightly together in front of him, and he’d pray. He doesn’t do it often. He doesn’t think he deserves to be heard (to ask for help). There are too many other people in the world who need it more. )

Title: 3 Times Dhoni and Yuvraj Fought
Pairing: Mahendra Singh Dhoni/Yuvraj Singh
Rating: PG
Author's Note: Don't worry Trish, this isn't a bribe. It's more of a thank you for putting up with me and my nagging :P

title: loved
rating: g
author's note: for kayannie <3

( loved )

title: five different times yuvraj broke something of dhoni's
rating: pg
author's note: stacy, now you can whole-heartedly support the lakers. :P


( five different times yuvraj broke something of dhoni’s )

Title: 5 Times Alan Woke Up Feeling Very Sore
Pairing: Alan Smith/Darren Fletcher
Rating: PG
Author's Note: Trish, consider this a bribe. Because I want more Dhoni/Yuvraj corn :P

title: take it how you want it
rating: pg-13
author's note: i've decided to not write my essay, and write this instead. mind, this isn't any good or anything. i told you i can't write porn. but at least it will keep stacy at bay for a while. :P i kid. i love you.

( take it how you want it )

title: the phone call
rating: pg
author's note: haven't written crack in a while. and this is utter crap. but since i spent the last hour or so writing it, i may as well share it, yeah? also, although i tried to make it just a general fic, i couldn't help hinting (a lot) at pairings. sorry about that.

( the phone call )

title: five birthday wishes/messages carlos tevez received
rating: g
author's note: happy birthday carlos tevez! ♥

( five birthday wishes/messages carlos tevez received )

title: this is for keeps
pairing: cristiano ronaldo & owen hargreaves
rating: pg
author's note: for england_missing. sorry took me so long, love. i hope you enjoy.


( All Cristiano wanted was to matter. To be needed and wanted. To make a difference in the world in any which way he could. But more importantly, to be significant to someone. )

Title: 5 Times Eric Left Stupid Messages on Roy Keane's Answering Machine
Pairing: Roy Keane/Eric Cantona
Rating: G
Author's note: For trishkiss_x. This is not the greatest fic I've written. Forgive me.

Title: 5 Times Nemanja Stole Rio's Things
Pairing: Rio Ferdinand/Nemanja Vidic
Rating: G
Author's note: For petarrr, who is awesome :P

pairing: lee 'juniper' martin & magnus wolff eikrem
rating: pg
author's note: for petarrr. enjoy, lovely. (looks like im done with both yours and stacy's requests. yessss.)

( “I’m bored,” Magnus announced to no one (although Lee was pretty sure that it was meant for him). “Like, really bored. I’m so bored I could…” Lee waited for the rest of the sentence, while Magnus tried to think up something before settling on, “die.” )