A raging beast with nothing to hide... ([info]bolddeciever) wrote in [info]vintage_ads,
@ 2007-02-24 15:52:00
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You want me to put radium WHERE?



More from the company's brochure:

Weak Discouraged Men!
Now Bubble Over with Joyous Vitality Through the Use of Glands and Radium

". . . properly functioning glands make themselves known in a quick, brisk step, mental alertness and the ability to live and love in the fullest sense of the word . . . A man must be in a bad way indeed to sit back and be satisfied without the pleasures that are his birthright! . . . Try them and see what good results you get!"

More radium-related quackery here.

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[info]freezer818
2007-02-25 12:27 am UTC (link)
Oh, radioactivity! Was there anything you couldn't do?

(Don't mind the ass cancer! The great sex will be worth it!)

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[info]erinfondue
2007-02-25 03:18 am UTC (link)
ack! that's almost as good as putting lysol in your vagina! oh, what lengths won't people go to...

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[info]hexeldorf
2007-02-25 04:54 am UTC (link)
Mmmmmmm, cocoa butter base! Mmmmmmmm, sexually weak men.

Also splendid for piles and rectal sores!!!

Lovely Saturday night contribution.

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[info]drhoz
2007-02-25 08:09 am UTC (link)
doesn't radiation make things big? Or give you superpowers?

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[info]bolddeciever
2007-02-25 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Sadly, no... in real life, if it' strong enough/persistent enough to have an effect, the only super powers it gives you are cancer and death.

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[info]drhoz
2007-02-25 09:16 pm UTC (link)
I am CANCER-MAN! Able to blah blah blah... I was being ironic, anyway - and quoting the Simpsons :)

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[info]angstzeit
2007-02-25 12:13 pm UTC (link)
How can she turn you down if it is glowing?

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[info]rainbowdreams12
2007-02-25 08:10 pm UTC (link)
ROFL, you win! xD

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[info]ariella4ever
2007-02-25 05:21 pm UTC (link)
I wonder what magazine this came from and what year. wow. ick.wow...ick....

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[info]chrisbert
2007-02-25 10:20 pm UTC (link)
"Put your glow stick away." ;-)

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[info]bluebellrock
2007-02-27 03:33 pm UTC (link)
His birthright! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[info]lsdiamond
2008-03-11 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Your icon is teh <3

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