clearin' the mucus out your grill like benadryl. ([info]margann) wrote in [info]vintage_ads,
@ 2006-08-02 23:00:00
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my favorite kind of misogyny is the subtle kind.








oh yeah, and...uhh..stuff. specifically.



i wonder how many natiive americans did a spit take to seeing this one.
















unless you've got a snow vagina, lady, i'll have to politely disagree.






probably the best marlboro ad ever.


it's the crazy dance that swept the nation - do the twirling robot!


wrong on every level!




if a bird swallowed a glass, he would NOT look that pleased. guiness or not.




such a weird display of sexism. blow some smoke in her face! she loves her eyes to tear up, while stale cherry flavored clouds hover over her head!




skinny mummies are so hot right now.




annie oakley would sooner shoot a bottle of canada dry than drink it, advertisers. you're fooling yourselves!






no more pig intestines, sally sue! yay!


this image set off a rash of severe prescription addictions in the baby boomer set, all of whom now own valium gumball machines.


...i can't stop looking at this.














i suspect ads like this are part of the reason why so many kids have died drinking bleach and rat poison. it must be running rampant in japan, where it's impossible not to find something with a cute glassy eyed face.




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[info]bolddeciever
2006-08-03 04:28 am UTC (link)
PRACTICALLY INDESTRUCTIVE!

So actually slightly destructive.

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[info]crankycatlady
2006-08-03 04:48 am UTC (link)
Those are great. I especially like the overly-smoked baby. I'm actually old enough to remember that checkered cat in magazines.

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[info]margann
2006-08-03 05:13 am UTC (link)
is it from the 70s? looks to be but i'm still wondering. i'm lucky enough to have had a mother who during her life obsessively collected knitting and good housekeeping magazines shortly before i was born, so probably if i went back to her house and rummaged through a closet for five minutes i'd be looking at checkers the cat.

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[info]margann
2006-08-03 05:14 am UTC (link)
also, charles nelson reilly is the shit.

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[info]crankycatlady
2006-08-03 05:28 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I think the checkered cat is from the late 70's.

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[info]beetlebomb
2006-08-05 10:35 pm UTC (link)
I remember the checkered cat too! Must be from the 70's!

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[info]empousa
2006-08-03 05:18 am UTC (link)
Note that the featured article in 'The Dance' is by Ted Shawn, Ruth St. Denis' husband.

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[info]freeparking
2006-08-03 05:50 am UTC (link)
Ohh MAN, I had several of those Jet Rockets when I was a kid. They were annoying because they shot so high, they'd always fall into someone else's yard. And you had to go over and knock on their door. And sometimes they wouldn't get it for you, just because they were total asses.

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[info]margann
2006-08-03 08:11 am UTC (link)
i had similar experiences with little army guys with parachutes you could launch. i think i lost about ten of those guys when i was six to my white trash neighbor's rottweiler

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[info]ova_spray
2006-08-03 05:58 am UTC (link)
Radio hat? WTF?


I miss the pro aerosol days... *sighs*

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the 50s were magical
[info]margann
2006-08-03 08:10 am UTC (link)
smoke all the chesterfields ya want! they're cool, and refreshing! aqua net, now in the convenient 22 ounce size! and velveeta that isn't just good, but good for you!

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[info]gutterboylive
2006-08-03 08:04 am UTC (link)
"Rich, grape-y Tipalet Burgundy"?

You'll be lucky if she doesn't ralph in your face.

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[info]gutterboylive
2006-08-03 08:06 am UTC (link)
How sad is it that the "Illinois National Youth Administration" can't even spell "Illinois"?

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[info]ga_the_impaler
2006-08-03 01:29 pm UTC (link)
You caught that too? I just shook my head at that one.

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[info]leighton
2006-08-03 01:44 pm UTC (link)
Good eye.

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[info]schizkitty
2006-08-03 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Congrats - you got picked up by We make Money not Art as the image of the day:
http://syndicated.livejournal.com/artfutura_rss/
http://syndicated.livejournal.com/artfutura_rss/871185.html

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[info]bricology
2006-08-03 04:03 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for posting these! They put a smile on my face, first thing in the morning. Also, they put a spring in my step, a snap in my shorts, more whiteness in my smile, and--oddly enough--they cured my cat's bad breath.

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[info]pinstripe_bindi
2006-08-03 04:33 pm UTC (link)
That "slenderizing wrap" thing is so freaking bizarre. Did anyone actually wear that?

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[info]7171177711
2006-08-04 02:59 am UTC (link)
May I ask where this ad is from and what it is advertising? I really like it, and would like to know more about whoever created it.



Thank you.

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[info]margann
2006-08-04 03:18 am UTC (link)
your guess is as good as mine. just found it on someone's links on delicio.us, not a personal scan

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[info]7171177711
2006-08-04 04:03 am UTC (link)
Ah. Oh well. Thanks anyway.

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[info]the_newbrunette
2006-08-07 12:06 am UTC (link)
How does one make a skinless hot dog......?

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[info]margann
2006-08-07 11:43 am UTC (link)
something like 90 percent of hot dogs sold since the 60s are skinless. they're cooked in thin plastic wrappers which are later removed, which i guess is a whole lot more efficient than manually stuffing them into sheep intestine

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-08 04:05 am UTC (link)
AEROSOL PANCAKE MIX?!

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[info]ladybugpj
2006-08-22 12:34 am UTC (link)
Why exactly is the woman and Is that siding Misogynistic? I'm just curious, because I don't see that at all. I thought maybe there is something about the advertisement itself which leads you to feel this way.

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[info]margann
2006-08-22 02:23 am UTC (link)
you don't think a man blowing smoke in a woman's face, suggesting that women like</> being degraded by having smoke blown in their faces, is misogyny???

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[info]ladybugpj
2006-08-22 02:55 am UTC (link)
actuallly I was refering to the one that you labeled as Misogynistic (underneath it)- the line of woman in leotards next to the siding. LOL

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[info]margann
2006-08-22 03:19 am UTC (link)
women as inanimate objects !

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NO MAMEN PERROS
(Anonymous)
2007-08-27 08:34 pm UTC (link)
CHINGUEN A SU PUTA MADRE TODOS POR PUTOS Y CULEROS DE MIERDA

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