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Created on 2006-02-14 04:23:40 (#9508941), last updated 2008-06-05

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Name:	VENGEANCISM
Location:	Huntington Beach, California, United States
Website:	OMFGZ MYSPACE
Membership:	Open
Posting Access:	All Members, Moderated

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THE 7 DEADLY SYNS OF VENGEANCISM

2. Not appreciating fine bacon, or meat of any variety. Sweets too. Eating salad or greens of any type is also a big no no.
3. Harming thy fellow manatee / pig fetus / hippo / elephant / whatever large animal you feel like being today.
4. Being left handed. It's not a gift, it's a curse.
5. Not appreciating how important amps and electricity to power the amps are to the recording process.
6. Not wearing black, bandanas, American flags, oversized watches, gold fronts, horror movie memorabilia 365 days out of the year.
7. Not having several chins/love handles, thunder thighs, backfat.

SOME EXTRA SYNS, BECAUSE ZACK'S ALL ABOUT SECONDS
8. Disrepecting the great American pasttime of baseball. He used to play it you know, and if he had the ability to be one (meaning if he was capable of running), he would be a professional baseball player.
9. Not enjoying a beer bottle over the head once in awhile via Shadows. See the "Bat Country" video.
10. Liking girls, gosh that's terrible. Syn number one should be your one and only.
11. Not talking about the "City of Evil" like it's a real place, even though it's not. I mean, come on guys, everything happens in the "City of Evil."
12. Not being a drunk retard who doesn't make sense, because I mean, what's the point in living if you aren't?
13. Doing this to yourself.

ZACKY [BAKER] VENGEANCE STYLE

ZACKY'S BIO
Ah, the life of Zacky "Vengeance" Baker. It all started the 11th day of the 12th month in the year 1981. It was a frigid winter night in Huntington Beach, Orange County, California. On that fateful night, his mother's crotch had dilated to its full capacity and out popped this ugly thing she named Zacky Jonathon Baker. When Zacky began to attend school, he discovered he was a loser. A pudgy, overweight wannabe baseball player with no fashion sense, but at least he had good taste in music. He really lived up to the family name of Baker, consuming several baked goods a day, and, miraculously, he managed to some how make his school's baseball team as the center fielder. Notice how Zack didn't make the infield, this is because he's incapable of running sprints, and well, running in general. Center field was an easy position for him, he was just proud he was on a varsity sport. It was during this time that Zacky met one boy hyped up on steroids, Matt Sanders. The two of them found they had common interests: sex, drugs, and rock n roll, otherwise known as all the essentials in life. Zacky and Matt became fast friends and, through Matt, Zacky met one, Brian Haner Jr. From the minute Zack laid eyes upon Brian, he realized why he's afraid of hookers and hetero sex - he's very obviously flamboyantly gay, and he's head over heels in love with Brian. Matt and Brian decided Zacky, even though he was a lefty, was suitable enough to join the ranks in their band, Avenged Sevenfold. One late night by light of a full moon, Brian led Zacky into the recording studio for his first time. Zack was astonished at the countless number of guitars, and especially intrigued by the amps in the room. Brian asked Zacky just how much he loved the amps, and Zacky promptly responded that they were "essential to the recording process" so he loved them dearly. He then turned to Brian and told him that "electricity, it's important for making the amps work" with a seductive look in his big, green eyes. Shortly thereafter found our hero bent over an amp, taking the original Syn in the butt and thusly producing "electricity," if you know what I mean. From that moment on Zacky had an immense respect for amps, he still does to this very day. While recording, Brian, Matt, and the rest of the band informed Zacky that, as a requirement to be in the band, he needed to create some false identity. Being the unoriginal lefty that he is, Zack just chopped the a off Avenged and turned the verb into a noun in creating his pseudo-surname - Vengeance. These days we find Mr. Vengeance with a clothing line, three albums under his belt (including 'City of Evil,' which's certified gold), a Myspace for his dog, and a sick infatuation with bacon.

COMMUNITY INFO/DISCLAIMER OF SORTS
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vengeancism do not in any way, shape, or form loathe Mr. Vengeance. In fact, we praise him for being such a good guitarist in such a superb band. It's just that he's extremely easy to poke fun at, similar to Gerard Way and Sonny Moore. Not that we won't tolerate you poking fun at Zacky's bandmates, that's what we're all about - poking fun. So basically this comm's main basis is to make fun of Avenged Sevenfold, though band news and whatev can be posted in here too. There aren't any real r00lz, I see no basis for any as of its creation. Just be sure to make all entries FRIENDS ONLY and place ALL IMAGES UNDER LJ CUTS. This is subject to change at any time. Thanks.
- Ashley