> *The George  W. Bush Library is now in the planning stages.
> You'll want
> to be the first in  your neighborhood to make
> a contribution to this great man's  legacy.
> 
> The Library will include:
> 
> The Hurricane Katrina Room,  which is still under
> construction.
> 
> The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you  can't remember
> anything.
> 
> The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you  don't
> have to even show up.
> 
> The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they  don't let
> you in.
> 
> The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you  out.
> 
> The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (Which no one has been
> able  to find).
> 
> The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they
>  make you go
> back for a second, third, fourth,
> and sometimes a fifth  tour.
> 
> The Blackwater/Halliburton room where you are armed to the teeth and allowed to go berserker and shoot anything that moves, friendly or not. Then you charge the Gov't. a ton of cash$$$ for the privilege.

> The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, 
> complete with
> shooting gallery.
> 
> Plans also include: The K-Street  Project Gift Shop - Where
> you can buy
> (or just steal) an  election.
> 
> The Men's Room, where you can meet some of your
> favorite  Republican
> Senators.
> 
> Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor  devoted
> to a 7/8
> scale model of the President's ego.
> 
> To highlight the  President's accomplishments, the
> museum will have  an
> electron microscope  to help you locate them.
> 
> When asked, President Bush said that he didn't  care so
> much about the
> individual exhibits as long as his museum
> was better  than his father's.