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[Aug. 16th, 2005|07:45 am] |
edit
A feature on UrbanDictionary that allows users to publish and reject entries. People who use this option are called editors.
editors
Something that the UrbanDictionary doesn't have enough of. |
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[May. 6th, 2005|10:15 pm] |
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Hey, UD fans. I just joined this community. I've known about Urban Dictionary for awhile, but I'm just within the past couple months have become a fan. I see this community is sorta deadly, but I figured I'd join and post anyway! I was bored today, so I got the microphone from my family's computer. I just recorded stupid sounds for a bunch of words on UD. LOL I'm crazy. Well, I just wanted to drop in! Holla! ;) |
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| [ ... "Get a shower curtain whilst yer at it" ...] |
[Jan. 22nd, 2005|08:34 pm] |
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Scientifical Ghostifferator
Official Definition: "The Ghostifferator™ lets you contact the spirit world like you wanna contact it. A flik of th' switch lets ya change the who the where an the when instanlty. Now I dont garuntee that y'ull talk to anybody, speshul, but like how many dead folks is there? Like Hunderds, so you got a good chance a gettin somebody on the line purty quick."
A device that a guy named Leroy designed, built, and put up on Ebay for auction.
He claims the 'Scientifical Ghostifferator' may (or may not) allow the user to 'contact the dead'.
Leory is also somewhat infamous on Ebay due to his "Lucifer's Hotpocket" auction from December of 2004, which was almost as famous as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.
Part of his schtick is intentional bad spelling, made up words, and really bad grammar. But, none of that seems to matter, because he has quite a following, and people bid on and purchase his obscure scam-type pieces.
"You must use yur invention only for the good of mankind and stray dawgs. An you will call this device a Scientifical Ghostiferator! An you will retain the services of a lawyur! and you will not eat of chicken meat and corn pone for ever an ever an Get a shower curtain whilst yer at it. And right then before it shut up, It said you must sell this invention on eBay cuz theys folk on there that will apprecify it proper-like. Bout that time, a curl of smoke come outta it and that creepy voice faded off in the distance like a fart in a breeze."
You can see the actual auction, here. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2005|11:50 pm] |
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Witch
A woman who is dressed up in a pointed hat, has a long nose, has a wart, and who is made of wood. They are often burned, and can turn people into newts (but they might get better).
"If she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"
... gotta love when a Monty Python fan decides to define a word :) |
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| [ ... Say Moo Today! ... ] |
[Jan. 5th, 2005|04:28 am] |
Moo:
A word that can be used to express absolute anything at any time.
I am feeling mootastic
I am feeling mootacular
Moo!
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| [ ... Mmm. Lemony? ... ] |
[Dec. 7th, 2004|02:59 am] |
This is just so... wrong!
Lemony Snicket:
A turd that sticks to the hair in your ass and is almost impossible to remove, also known as a dingleberry.
I bet Russel Crowe has some huge lemony snickets! |
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| See? They ARE evil!!! |
[Dec. 6th, 2004|01:29 pm] |
Lawn Gnome
Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.
Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.
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[Dec. 3rd, 2004|01:46 am] |
1. toof
When a living being has only one tooth in their mouth. When they mean to say tooth they actually say toof.
Cletus brushes his toof since he has one left.
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| A new insult to use! |
[Nov. 23rd, 2004|10:16 pm] |
Cack Weasel is my new favorite insult...
Cack Weasel
- An idiotic or moronic person.
- A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.
Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel! |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2004|03:02 am] |
Has someone Unfriended you from their LiveJournal? WTF? Ever wonder what Teh Interweb thinks of Ohio? Onoz! That can't be good! Does your Grammar suck? Maybe you spend too much time on IRC. Ever want to know exactly what an Avatar is? No? How about a Troll? Well then... welcome to the Urban Dictionary Universe.
Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions... Define your world, anyone can do it. It's addictive. It will keep you up all hours.
So... what have YOU added today? What have you read that's amused you? |
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