The package is left near the coffee pot in the Hub. There is a note attached:
Happy Birthday, Ianto!
Apparently, the Doctor is not entirely certain what else to say to him. It is also possible that the only reason he's remembered Ianto's birthday is because Martha reminded him. Bad Doctor!



( What is inside the box... )

Used for my Juliet table.

Title: Passage
Characters: Juliet + everyone on the island, Michael and Jin included.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Life on the island goes on in a string of misplaced dates. Meanwhile, Juliet plays doctor, and leader.
Note: used forphilosophy_20's #10, time, and posted for lostfichallenge's #77, time.
Note 2: If you haven't seen the Michael/Juliet mobisode, I strongly recommend watching.
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine.


( One day the sky turns purple, the next day white, and then she is back sitting on the rocks, her old, private spot of mourning. )

I keep seeing on people on f!s bitching about “Twlight” and “sparkle”. I’m listening to the book now and I just got to the part where all that bitching suddeningly makes perfect sense.

She (author) actually has him fucking sparkling. *headdesk*

If the over abundance of thesaurus heavy adverbs hadn’t been clue enough that this is just one big fanfic (that somehow got published) then this is.

I may or may not have to stop listening to this right. now.

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Yesterday restarted the rerunning of 90210 (orig) on SoapNet. I tivo’d it cause it’s been a few (decades) since I watched it last. As a teen child of the 90’s for a time this show was my god (this was pre-Joss) and its was a big influence on my formative years... but watching it last night I couldn’t help but cringe at the horrible hair and fashions. The mullet! The colors! My poor eyes were offended so much I could barely enjoy the dated but somewhat still teen relevant storylines.

It was in the middle of all that tragic fashion don’ts I was reminded of one of my first TV loves. Not Brenda, not Brandon, especially not fucking Dylan (hated him! he was the “24” to my “3”), no my first tv love was Andrea Zuckerman.

She was smart and fiesty. Someone who cared more about what happen in the social world than where she stood in the social circle. She was passionate in her work (journalism), loyal to her friendships and long carried a torch for the bestest of those that sadly went unrequited or fullfilled.

She was the original Chloe Sullivan.

Yesterday was the worst day ever.

It started out fine. Shelby picked me, Chelsi and Corey up and we all went to Denny's to have breakfast before Shelby went to work. Then we all went home, and since it was like ten I was bored. So Chelsi and I decided to hang out. She had to get her hair done, and that took an hour and a half. We shoped for like, half an hour after that and then headed over to Corey's to pick him up so we could join the gang at CPK for our last dinner together before everyone left.

Turns out, Corey locked his keys and wallet in his car and we had to wait an hour for AAA to get there. By then, Shelby was with us at Corey's house. We goofed off a bit, Corey attatched a bike lock around his little brothers neck. It was pretty fun.

By the time we actually got to CPK, Tara and Andrew had been waiting there for an hour. Then we spent another hour and a half goofing off in a resturaunt, Shelby throwing pizza crusts at me and Corey (we retaliated). Then Shelby took Corey's shoe and hid it in the bathroom and I have to get it back somehow and then it was passed around the table....we're weird....

After dinner though, we went outside and Shelby started crying, and Shelby doesn't cry. Ever. It was aweful, because then we had this whole big argument about Chelsi and Corey hanging out with us.

We went to the church and hung out on the playground, Chelsi and Corey could only be there for ten minutes. Then we all said goodbye to each other.

It's really sad, Chelsi's been my best friend since first grade and she's always been two minutes away from me, but now she's goning to be two hours away. Tara's been our friend since second grade and she's moving to Utah. Andrew's going to ASU, so he wont be too far away, but we'll still only see each other during Christmas.

I'm glad Shelby's not leaving too, I really don't know what I would do if she wasn't here.

that's all. Just sitting in my house, being sad and lonely.

( Meme! )

After being constantly hungry yesterday, I am back to not actually wanting food at all. I think I'm broken.

I... have nothing else to say!

Why not a few more select favourites from Superdickery?

Look what Superman can do! He looks as proud as my nephew when he stacks bricks.
Bruce Wayne's Aunt Agatha.
All sex is bad.
X-rays don't work that way.
Feminine vanity!
Super Rabbit puts Hitler on trial.

it's 12:17.

do you know where your ellie is?

over 24 hours without updating and i start to get concerned, little ninja. NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO START DEMANDING STATUS REPORTS. DEAR ELYSSA, I AM IN FACT ALIVE AND NOT DYING, IT'S JUST I HAVE A LIFE, STFU.

i just missed you, that's all. :D
and

i think that ava_leigh_fitzand likeserendipityhave run off to vegas together because i haven't heard anything from either of them in quite long for izi and IMPOSSIBLY LONG for ellie ihopeshe'sokay?

hee. so, by popular demand, a status report:

dear elyssa flist , 

it's not an abundance of life that has been keeping me from the computer, but rather a lack of internet. my laptop disconnected from the internet and, in attempting to be self-sufficiant, i destroy the main computer's internet, as well. boo, me. but, in the mean time, he's what i've been doing, in no particular order:

1. i've been rewatching lost s1 and s3, my two favorite seasons. i forgot how into the mysteries i get when i let the show overwhelm me. now i can't stop speculating. always a bad idea.

2. i was rewatching the oc s4 and my god, i forgot how much that season pwns. like, s1 will always be the best, i think, but s4 comes pretty damn close. i mean ryan/taylor! (!!!) and the show just took on a much more mature tone, and it did it well. oh, show. it really came out swinging, i think. and all those marissa loves who refused to watch again because they killed her really missed out on something great.

3. i've been trying to read buffyx  's book that she sent me, but the family has been all, "I NEED YOU FOR SOMETHING," and it's like, "STFU, I'M TRYING TO READ, KTHX." i just finished chapter 1, though, and i really like it so far!

4. why are you not writing books and sending them to me to read, flist? THIS IS THE QUESTION.

5. ...why am i not writing books, flist? 

6. aha! i've actually started writing a fantasy book, to my surprise (i opened up word to write a romance, i swear!), and i'm currently on pg. 11, which is a damn big feat for me, considering that i can never get past pg. 1 for most of my writing.

7. ha, i remember when falltodecay  had 4 members and izi and i were like, "FIESTA." and now we have 12? when did this happen, i wonder? you guys partying while i'm away?

8. i had a dream last night that my laptop woke me up because tay was calling me, but it couldn't go through because i had no internet connection. then i tried to call her back, but britt ended up picking up and she kept yelling at me because i called her in the middle of her marriage ceremony. i believe she was marrying her butt icon. IDEK, OKAY, IT WAS WEIRD. then ali came frolicking in talking about how mexico had given her a mark on her butt that looked like elyssa, except it was penguin-shaped. 

obviously, i was missing you all, too. :D

9. also, i got all caught up in the hills again which... stop, show. you're already an addiction. stop. it. except i maybe ship people there? which is just... lame, because really, you can't ship reality tv show people. it's just wrong. 

10. i put on my judge judy hair and looked up the fair use doctrine. because i'm team jkr, even after everything. yes, yes. and i'm still lulzing over trying to sell a book one could look at on the internet for free.

11. oh, internet. i have missed thou. i'm going to be back-commenting and the such soon. 

12. i miss izi. she has not been on aim these few days and it's like, "I WISH WE RAN OFF TO VEGAS TOGETHER. WHERE ART THOU?"

13. school's starting up in about two weeks. and i haven't done my homework? oh noes. lazy lazy lazy me.

14. i have library books due tomorrow. i am lazy, though, so i'm going to renew them via the interwebs. mmm, internet.

15. i'm currently adding things to my delicious account. because, yes. i have an epic rec post that'll be coming one of these years. maybe in 2009? (you think i'm joking, but it's possible i'm not.)

16. original fic i wrote. huzzah. still editing it, because i love some parts and hate other parts. i'm like, "grr, don't like you, stupid thing." 

17. i've been rereading the harry potter books. oh, kids. i love you. i even have a bookmark. it's pretty. i ship the trio, flist. well, trio +alt!trio aka neville, luna, and ginny. ot6, y/y? 

18. the person you heard this weekend screaming out, "MICHAELPHELPSOMFGYESMARRYMEPLZ"? yes, that was in fact me. stfu, you guys. i'm not a fangirl.

19. longest post i've ever done, i believe.

hopefully, this satisfies you all until my next update. iloveyouelyssa.

yours truly, moi

• 18:17 *yawn* Went to three Wa-Was and a McD's last night tracking down a strawberry milkshake. Also got crab chips and mashed potatoes. Yum... #
• 12:10 I feel like I'm going crazy.......... #

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Title; In Which People Know Too Much (Part 1)
Fandom; Marvel (Spider-Man/Daredevil)
Characters/Pairings; Peter Parker/Matt Murdock
Theme; 5. you can be like me
Canon; About a week or so after In Which They Deal With The Awkward Stuff
Rating; R
Warning(s); Violence, language, and some sexuality.
Summary; Part 1 of an arc. Deciding to move in with Matt, Peter's life is going pretty all right---even when a photographer for The Globe gets a picture of him and Matt in public. But while he's trying to ignore that and settle in to his new apartment, the Kitchen gives him more than he bargained for.
Notes; All this is turning into one storyline, so there's a little index here underneath the table if you'd rather read in order. :D Also, this fic was beta'd by the brilliant saturn_girl (who has agreed to beta the other parts of this arc and is a total angel for it), and while I would say I don't know how to thank her, that's a lie. So I'm sure while she's looking at the other parts, there will be some bondage smut in the meantime. <3 This is also another case of "squint to see the prompt"---and, seriously, points if you're the first person to find it. XD


( Fact is that Murdock fruit gets HEADLINES! )

I FINALLY updated my fanfiction.net page, so my fanfics are making their way over onto that site, too. My name there is arachnophilia, and so far I have all my recent Marvel work on it.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1392910/

I'm probably one of the last to find this, but Superdickery is just brilliant. It's an archive of old comic book covers and panels that are so bad they're hilarious. Some of my favourites:

Rainbow of Doom
Moomba!
Santa vs Iron Man
Made out of wood. I've actually read the comic that's from. It's hilarious.
Spider-Man forgets his pants.
As does this guy.
Batman spanks Robin.
Superman's crotch!

• 00:03 My love of butter knows no bounds. Tru fax. #

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