The Ugliest Products In The Universe - Snarked

MY EYES

Jul. 30th, 2008 at 11:58 PM

Hi guys, first time poster here.
I saw this on another comm, I thought I would share.

Yes, fake tears/sparkles? for your eyes. Attached to your contacts.
What.
Wouldn't those make blinking uncomfortable? Also, if something caught on those tears....D:

Designed by some guy named Erick Klarenbeek.

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aerynmoo wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:06 am (UTC)

I had to adblock it. It was making me want to vomit.

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shuraiya wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)

I actually think those are totally rad.

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pinklady_apple wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)

Oh, ewwww, that is fucked up!

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vesleskjor wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)

Umm...My contacts just ran from the room screaming.

Also, um, wouldn't the weight potentially pull it out of your eye? I know it couldn't weigh much, but still.

Edited at 2008-07-31 04:10 am (UTC)

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micheinnz wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 11:00 am (UTC)

Contact lenses for astigmatism work by having little weights that turn the lenses so that they're always the right way up (basically the lenses slide around so that the weight is at the bottom). I can't help thinking these would end up doing the same thing, and the "tears" would be in the wrong place. In other words, it's going to end up making the wearer look "wrong" in a way that's going to be really hard to place.

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eidna wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:09 am (UTC)

That is such a terrible idea.

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maideleh wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:10 am (UTC)

ew ew ew touching my eyes is a major squick and this almost made me vomit. WORST IDEA EVER

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kwanboa wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:11 am (UTC)

What the FUCK.

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missfox wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:13 am (UTC)

Shit... those look like they would be really annoying. I'd probably yank them out by accident.

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hangthemj wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)

that's stupid.

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sporetobemore wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)

My first reaction upon seeing them is that someone has made the eye goop you get in the corner of your eyes a fashion, which can now dangle stylishly from the center of your pupil apparently. Srsly, from a distance, that's what it'll look like.

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fifteensixty wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)

That's exactly what I thought. It's not like "Oh, what beautiful tears", it like "Holy shit, did you just wake up from a 50-year-sleep? Wipe your goddamn eyes before something nests in them."

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betsytron5000 wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:19 am (UTC)

wut?

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romani123 wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:26 am (UTC)

Maybe celebrities that cant cry in movies...
Can use them...

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latenightparty wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 06:02 am (UTC)

Even so, tears are supposed to roll down your cheeks, not look like they're hanging on a piece of fishing line. :P

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queen_fiend wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:33 am (UTC)

That's just weird. I tried contacts once, and they're bad enough as it is! Trying to get them out made me cry; I don't need fake contact tears!

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excitablegirl wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:38 am (UTC)

Totally OT...

GREEN WING!!!!! Icon love!

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mercystars wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:34 am (UTC)

OMG...I cannot do contacts (the thought of putting something in my eye, even a lens, totally SQUICKS ME), and this is just...GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

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spike0313 wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:35 am (UTC)

how the shit would you keep the contact moist and clean? just put all the jazz hanging off of it into a container with it?

that really just looks like a huge eye booger :/

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mightyalmar wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:36 am (UTC)

I don't have a problem with touching my eyes/other people touching their eyes, but those seem really ew. Wouldn't they fucking hurt? Particularly when you blink...

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feuillu wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:42 am (UTC)

Uughhh, I can only imagine that would rub at your eyelid something fierce. Also, gross.

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laerwen wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:44 am (UTC)

Can you imagine how potentially unsanitary this is? Besides it totally wigging people out? Baaaad idea. D:

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porcelain72 wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:49 am (UTC)

It's official, you've discovered the most useless item ever. Here, have some internet.

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vexcrucibo wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 06:19 am (UTC)

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laerwen - Jul. 31st, 2008 09:33 am (UTC)

elsh wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:57 am (UTC)

For a picture, fine, it looks enough like it's supposed to be tears, but WTF is that video?! How is that an ad for it?! It's friggin DANGLING the whole time. Last time I checked, my tears don't DANGLE.... o.O

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twinklieetoes wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 05:38 am (UTC)

That's EXACTLY what i was thinking!!
I was LOLing at how she had to blink super slowly hahahaa!

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jauncourt - Jul. 31st, 2008 06:20 am (UTC)

moonlitdorian wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 04:58 am (UTC)

Everything everyone else has said is true, but I have to add: In that video, I couldn't stop staring at the way though were swinging back and forth. I know people would do it in real life. They wouldn't listen to a thing you'd say, they'd just be staring at your stupid contacts.

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sentio_ergo_sum wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)

HAHA. They don't even look like real tears.

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obsidianbladed wrote:

Jul. 31st, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)

Ohhh, god. I can't look at it. I have a good idea of what that would feel like and it FREAKS ME OUT. Like having a cat hair stuck to your lens... plus, it seems like you would be in danger of actually getting those grains in your eye.

All around horrible idea.

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