| Feb. 5th, 2006 @ 01:10 pm From Jen's Post |
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As promised, here are the quotes from the O'Connell quote board. Some of these aren't as funny out of context, or after 3 years (wow, has it been that long?!), but others are still pretty darn funny!
O’Connellisms
Spring 2003
Message for Airon: “My parents just left, so you know…whatever.” - Brady
“I hope this doesn’t end up on the internet!” – Wee Airon as Jen kicks her butt at Fight Club
*editor's note- after all this time, here it is :)
“Damien rocks my world!” – K-Jizil
“Parola alla tua momma e tua nonna.” – J-Rizil
“Nobody f%&@s with the Jesus.” – everybody
“What flavor is that? I mean what language?” – the Jesus
“It’s like Andrew Lloyd Weber on crack and acid.” – Damien about Rocky Horror Picture Show
“I want to be slathered in olive oil.” – Damien
“We should slather Jen in olive oil too.” - Damien
“You stupid piece of crap!” – the Jesus
“Yeah Jag, violate me again.” – Jenny
“Do you accept my love, Shawn Waugh?” – Mat
“I don’t want to grope a large black man.” – Jag
“If we didn’t lock our door someone could huff and puff and blow off all our clothes.” – Bob & Bill
*Jenny, was this you and Paige?
“I’m off to go flail!” – Jen
“Mike, Spin into your brother.” – Kiowski
“Check your estrogen at the door.” – Wee Airon
“Watch the boobs!” – Jenny
“Do you know how to use the brake?!” – Jag to Jen right before she had a fight with the scooter and lost
“Some people are ‘ooooh!’ but some people are just ‘blah…’ know what I mean?” – K-Jizil
“I don’t know, I never kissed a man with facial hair.” – Dominic
“It tastes like dead cow, with some happiness to it.” – Tree
“Look- he’s getting weak. He’s not breathing well.” – Damien
“Whoa- that’s my bladder!” – Tree
“Come to Kansas – we have a lot of shotguns.” - Louis
“Don’t be a stuck up piece of crap” - the Jesus on the Prodigal Son
“If I get hit with a snowball I am so going to lose my zen.” – Shawn Waugh
“I have a butt, but it’s not bony.” – Minh Tran
“Do the monkey with me.” – Dominic
“Never mind, don’t listen to me, I don’t know what I’m talking about.” – Mat
“I miss Hell.” – Dark Dan (upon reading Purgatorio)
“You’re ‘Miss Beefs a lot.’” – Mat to Jen
“I call that one ‘Mr. Frisky.’” – Jag about a ceiling tile in his room
“Shut up- I have mustard.” – Jag
“Does she want to make you squeal like a piggy?” – Dark Dan
“Why do people keep thinking about the future?” – Fr. Charles Latour
“As cats have scratching posts, so OC has Jen.” – Louis
“I have self-confidence, but I’m not an ass-clown.” – Louis
“I can count to 8- I was on drill team.” – Jen
“Jesus, could you please bring your stereo into the lounge? Jen talks a lot and I’m studying.” – Mat
“Jen- when you curl up like that you go from 105 lbs to 2 lbs – you’re like a basketball, but with hair!” – Kris as he abducts Jen
“Dude! I can graduate!” – Kris
Fall 2003
“If he were the last man in the world, I’d fuck a sheep.” – Debbie, aka Death
*I really wish I knew who this was about
“If you can make out, you can play the clarinet.” - Death |
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