guy da boar ([info]sofknsoda) wrote in [info]ucsandiego,
@ 2005-05-17 18:26:00
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THE OFFICIAL ANONYMOUS CONFESSION THREAD FOR UC SAN DIEGO
title explains it all, now go get em tiger!!

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 02:03 am UTC (link)
I think that [info]jojobear99, [info]pjammer, and [info]krysaia suck major fatty scrotums.

I like to use a strap-on on my boyfriend. He has a foot/toe fetish and is a total submissive. The funniest thing is that he is 6'1" 200 lbs of pure muscle. I want to kill him sometimes.

My farts smell like tubas.

I am an insecure freak, even though I have had plenty of boyfriends and guys interested in me.

Sometimes I wish I were dead.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 06:17 am UTC (link)
Jojobear99 is a fucking annoying DOUCHE BAG!

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 02:12 am UTC (link)
I'm female and am a 1 on the Kinsey scale (predominantly hetero, incidentally homo), but last weekend I met the second girl ever that I would've had sex with.

While my friend has had sex in one of the Geisel elevators, I've only been able to get to second base at the eucalyptus trail by RIMAC.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-19 10:35 am UTC (link)
I'm male (also 1) and I think you can do better than second base in the trees.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 02:21 am UTC (link)
Dear Gorgeous Sunshine Store Chick,

I have one simple request for you: please fuck me ASAP so that I can at least stop having to buy those disgusting Cliff Bars. You would taste much better I'm sure......

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-19 06:45 am UTC (link)
idiot. why dont you buy something that tastes better like candy or gum or just buy something to drink.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 02:25 am UTC (link)
professor jorge hirsch has the most fucking annoying scooter. i want to push him sideways while he is riding it. on a much happier note, i hate my roommate. i want to push her off geisel. i hope she chokes on all that underwear she leaves laying around. she looks more disgusting than richard simmons in a thong.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 03:03 am UTC (link)
I've lj/facebook/google stalked at least a few of you. Thus, I know what you look like, and your full name, and several of your hobbies and interests, and your major, and avoid the shit out of you on campus.

I don't have very many friends because I always feel like I know too much about the people I'm interested in before we're introduced and I'm always worried I'll use their middle name or mention an essay contest they won in grade school or something.

There is one person on campus that I had a crush on the second I saw her, and I still do now, and that was two years ago. We still haven't talked. I have her screen name and never use it, and I read her LJ and never comment. I just see that she's online and wonder what she's really like. I see her walking around sometimes.

I always get really happy when it's evident that somebody has googled me before...to me, it means that they care.

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[info]irishquest
2005-05-18 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Haha, EVERYONE does this. And I'll be proud of it and not hide my stalkerness behind an anonymous posting!

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 04:47 am UTC (link)
i think [info]silkenblackrose is the most fucking annoying person ever to grace the ucsd lj community. shut the fuck up about your big dilemma b/w ucla and ucsd, why the fuck do any of us care? i wish you had gone to ucla, you sound sooooo freaking annoying. also, how many fucking times a day is it necessary to post in the community when you havent even spent one day at ucsd as a student. get a life.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 05:15 am UTC (link)
i kinda liked her. not every day somebody actually wants to go to ucsd and doesnt have it as their third choice school after ucla and berkeley. i mean comon how many people do you know who fought with their parents over the opportunity. please. nobody actually wantso to go here and her excitement about it was really refreshing.

this was my first choice uc, i didnt even apply to the big two, and freshman year sucked ebcause everyone in my goddamn suite had such a chip on their shoulder about how omg, if they had got 100 more on their sat they wouldn't be in this boring, pathetic school. maybe she'll actually go out and make some friends.

excessive posting maybe, but at least she actually wants to be here.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 05:34 am UTC (link)
Ive been sitting here for 10 minutes now trying to figure out what I would confess. I guess I confess that I lied about my GPA on a resume. Also, that I use fake references sometimes. (In addition to real ones people come on, im not that bad). On that note (yikes) I lied on my blood donor thing saying that I hadn't had a tattoo within the last year. I really hope they test the blood before they use it on someone.
Lets see...
you want juicier stuff?
My pink vibrator is one of my favorite things.
I enjoy lesbian porn (and I'm a chick).
I think I am extremely annoying.

This was easier than I thought...

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 05:38 am UTC (link)
Man, I would be shocked if someone ever confessed to me that they didn't like lesbian pr0n. How is such a thing even possible?

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 05:52 am UTC (link)
My leg fell asleep.

When I'm in town and feed my neighbor's dog, I won't feed it for a couple days and then only will before they come home.

I'd love to have sex with a professor.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 10:36 pm UTC (link)
I know which professor I would like to have sex with at that: Professor Willoughby from Poli Sci (not the one from Econ. yuck!) He's so scrumptious!

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 06:25 am UTC (link)
SILKENBLACKROSE needs to shut the fuck up and die already. If i read one more stupid, useless remark about her, I am going to scream! She is from Irvine. SHE LOVES IRVINE! Why, oh WHY? Just what ucsd needs; another soulsuckingcesspool transplant.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-19 03:41 am UTC (link)
she is the most annoying thing ever

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 06:36 am UTC (link)
I like to smell my butt or a finger that has been near a butt after it has farted.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 06:43 am UTC (link)
lol, i am sometimes proud when i manage to stink up a public restroom...lets people know i'm there, huh?

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 06:44 am UTC (link)
im forever horny at this effing school.
a lot of people here like crappy music.
a lot of people here are crappy.

i miss my cat.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-25 05:06 am UTC (link)
Unless you stop giving a damn and get flirty and/or drunk, you will constantly be horny. Masturbate more.

Everyone's music is shit. No one will ever agree on music unless they all feed off the same pop bullshit station, like the one my roommate uses to wake up to. I want to smash his radio.

Everyone is an asshole when frustrated, and what could be more frustrating than a campus with more 10 times more people and a quarter of the social life of any private college, the forced sexual abstinence that comes along with that, and the bullshit events that get put on in an attempt to change that that only drive us with our cynicism further into isolation.

Everyone needs to smile, look up, and stop being so damn pissed/sad. Just be nice to people, be sociable, take a few chances and everything here will improve.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 06:50 am UTC (link)
Dear poli sci student in Willoughby's National Security class: stop wearing those fucking rollerblades into class every Tuesday evening with your "Fuck Bush" t-shirt and lip piercing. You do NOT look cool, and everyone laughs at you as you go stumbling down the stares making all sorts of loud noises with those fucking BLADES.

GAH.

Also, Kevin Ho is the most annoying person on the face of this planet. Vincent Pascual comes in a close second.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 06:54 am UTC (link)
Wow, I saw that guy rollerblading down the peterson hill today and I kept looking at him because he looked like a fool! He looks like a lamepoo! What a freak, I swear.

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Dude, not fair ... - (Anonymous), 2005-05-19 06:13 am UTC
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i hate vincent - (Anonymous), 2005-05-30 12:46 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 07:00 am UTC (link)
Every time I see that guy on his Segway I think about how awesome it would be to steal it. I know so many people who shake a fist at that guy and haven't even met him. I would be pretty much a campus hero for running off with that thing. People would write songs about me and stuff.

I don't know why the Segway pisses everyone off so much, but it totally does.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-19 01:27 am UTC (link)
the first time i saw that guy, i laughed really loudly at him and he heard.

they amuse me.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 08:23 am UTC (link)
whats the deal with beta chi theta anyway?

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 07:28 am UTC (link)
Dear Hot Asian Guy Who Works at the Customer Service Counter at the Bookstore,

You are a Hot Asian Guy, and I think you were flirting with me the last time I was in there (and I specifically looked for you, too). I'm older than you think I am, and I already have a boyfriend, but if you really are flirting with me, I'd do you in a New York Minute.

Love,

An as-yet satisfied customer

P.S. 90% of the guys I've seen on campus could totally sex me up ANY TIME THEY WANT. Oh, and if any of you Asian guys think you're not hot? YOU'RE WRONG. I haven't seen one unattractive Asian guy yet on campus.

P.P.S. I'm not a student.

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[info]pjammer
2005-05-18 08:52 am UTC (link)
Where were you when I was at UCSD? Damn! :P

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Dude at the bookstore. - (Anonymous), 2005-05-20 05:14 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 07:43 am UTC (link)
i'm fat and it really sucks.

my dad is an alcoholic, but he's in complete denial about it and made my childhood complete hell.

i've had the same best friend since high school, and over the past year i've discovered that i actually don't like her very much. she's a selfish drama queen who talks incessantly about herself and is a complete attention whore. i don't really want to stop being friends with her because we do have fun when we actually hang out, but now i never call her back when she calls me because i just want to start screaming at her to shut the fuck up when she blathers on about things that i don't give a shit about, like her boyfriend's new highlihghts (i'm serious, he has highlights and a fake tan...loser). i tried living with her last summer (she needed a place to stay, so my mom let her stay at our house) and i wanted to fucking murder her by the end of it.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 03:46 pm UTC (link)
oohh...my advice LOSE her as a best friend. Or just LOSE her completely and hang out with other people. I've been in your position in the beginning of freshman year. Got sick of all the "me me me" BULLSHIT conversations and finally dropped my "best friend" of 10 years. Yeah we had fun when we were hanging out but you know what? I was happier than ever to NOT deal with her bullshit and live me life without her in the picture.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 07:44 am UTC (link)
I've found that (if you're a girl), getting your clit under running water (as from a bathtub faucet) looks ridiculous, but it's great if you can't get your hands on a vibrator (or a boyfriend, or a Hot Asian Guy). It probably screws up your acidity something fierce, but oh well, drink cranberry juice.

I am 75% sure I have a sapphic crush on my roommate.

I think the drugs are working, because it reduces my desire to pitch myself off the roof of Geisel Library.

I can't stand the fact that half the people in one of my upper division bioengineering classes just don't get anything the professor explains the first time she explains it. It's not like it's hard.

Sometimes I wonder if I could jump someone on Library Walk, kill them, and run away before I got caught.

I keep wanting to catch someone having sex in the library so I can laugh at them.

The Valentine's Day GLBTWTFBBQPSX Alliance "Kiss In"? Hated that. Not because I'm not an upright, moderate, bisexual girl, but because WHAT THE SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY, PEOPLE. That's unacceptable behavior from straight people! I don't care if you're gay, straight, or in love with the corpse of your pet dog Roxy, take your awkward grinding and tonguing off Library Walk.

The old student center creeps me out. I always walk faster there.

One time I had lunch with a very nice lesbian girl. I think she was hitting on me. I regret not flirting back.

The philosophy club sucks.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 10:57 pm UTC (link)
cmon, lesbians tonguing on library walk is hot!!! so is having sex on the sixth floor of geisel!!!

ps. i AM in love with "the corpse of your pet dog Roxy"
pps. ok, i lied, but i would like to see you masturbate under the faucet as you described (and maybe help out...im not asian, but i am hot)

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 07:45 am UTC (link)
i hated ALL of my suitemates freshman year. all those times you thought i wasn't home, i was just hiding in my room so i wouldn't have to talk to any of you annoying bitches.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 08:26 am UTC (link)
Freshmen fall quarter was nothing but hell for me. All of my suitemates were interested only in having sex anywhere and everywhere... using college to justify themselves.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 07:51 am UTC (link)
there have GOT to be some straight, good-looking, semi-intelligent boys in my bio and chem classes. lumped together they probably account for 40% of the student popluation. but where are they? at home sleeping only to show up on midterm days? at the beach because they're too smart for class?
all the ones i've ever hooked up with became clingy/or stalkerish after a few weeks. i'm getting disappointed in my attempts.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 10:51 pm UTC (link)
the reason they get clingy is because there is also no cute/semi-intelligent girls in their classes....being single sucks, so we gotta hold on to good people

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Hit on your TA - (Anonymous), 2005-05-25 08:25 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 07:51 am UTC (link)
I CAN'T FUCKING STAND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE. they all seem so stupid, and they're so pretentious in their preaching. reality check: YOU'VE NEVER SEEN GOD. YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO HEAVEN. YOU DON'T KNOW IF IT REALLY EXISTS, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. hello, if you need to have faith in "god's plan" to give your life a purpose, you're a pathetic sheep. if god and heaven are so great, why don't you get a head start, and i'll catch up with you later. or not...i'm probably going to hell.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 07:58 am UTC (link)
so said my religion teacher in high school after one of my frequent let's-play-devil's-advocate episodes (it was evident that i wasn't catholic, but i enjoyed challenging her nonetheless):

"you can't go to hell if don't believe in it."

i think you're fine then. ;)

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 08:21 am UTC (link)
hello. i am an international student from egypt. i always dreamt of going to school in america. but now that i am here, i miss my land of home. i miss it like amenirdis misses amen. why did i come here? i hate the sun and the beach and stupid frat and sorority people. i especially hate their music and popped collards and lack of moral restraint. why can't everyone cover themselves either? have they no shame?! i came here to get an education but i ended up getting raped. twice in the butt, once in the mouth. i am tired of the library too. it looks like a beehive. what is this, brave new world?! in land of country, we had pyramid libraries because that is the best shape for anything. that is why i am moving to las vegas to live and study at luxor hotel/casino/university. farwell tritons.

sincerely,

sabgu tushratta

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 10:47 pm UTC (link)
cmon....you're not real. luxor casino/university? "once in the mouth".....no way

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 08:27 am UTC (link)
I never lived on campus while at UCSD. I regret not doing that. As a result, I have become very anti-social, and made very few friends while I was an undergrad there.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 08:35 am UTC (link)
whenever i masturbate...i make quite a mess. semen everywhere! i stick my finger in my butt too. i don't wash my hands on purpose and make sure i touch every door knob/hand rail i see when i walk around campus. i also shake my professors hands. haha suckas.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 11:33 pm UTC (link)
I'm never shaking anyone's hand again.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 08:35 am UTC (link)
A 40 year old man is stalking me. Why won't he go away?
There is an annoying girl in my Phys2A class who keeps on asking dumb questions and it pisses off the whole class. She went to my high school. I pretend I don't know her.
I hate it when people put up their gross smelly feet up on the chair behind me or next to me.
Last quarter I almost slept through a final.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-19 05:44 am UTC (link)
OMG so there's this boy names Jordan in psych classes and omg he asks like so many Q's ... wow.. most of them are so obvious too, its like come on, stop showing off and pretending you're smart. also whats up with u wanting to be like michael jordan? u wear his gear, come on dude that shit looks ridiculous cuz u are as white as snow and got no skills., so if anyone knows him, tell him to chil;l out and stop making an ass of himself cuz ppl dont like showoffs

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 08:40 am UTC (link)
i have the hugest crush on my professor. he's 60 years old. im an 18 year old guy. do i have a shot? he's not married. i just want him to stick his cock in my ass and make love to me so bad. maybe...

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-18 09:07 am UTC (link)
cmon, i think you can mention his name. we'll give you our ratings if we can.

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I found your man... ROSS FRANK! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-18 10:21 am UTC
Re: I found your man... ROSS FRANK! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-18 10:22 am UTC
Re: I found your man... ROSS FRANK! - (Anonymous), 2005-05-18 04:47 pm UTC
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