lin ([info]lastquestion) wrote in [info]ucbljanoncon,
@ 2007-05-10 16:50:00
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Current mood: bitchy
Current music:Seventeen years - Ratatat
Entry tags:annoyed at self-important moderators

Anonymous confessions!
Post anything you want here. Be it a confession, story, phobias, secrets, love letters, whatever. But post anonymously and post honestly. And if you reply to any particular one, be respectful.


Previously on AC...
Fall 2k7 Part 1
and two

Spring 2k6 Part 1
and two

Fall 2k5

Spring 2k5.

Anyone can post and there is no IP logging. Have fun!

edit: no porn, and especially no porn of minors. what the hell?
also, if someone accidentally posts nonanon and deletes it, just go along with the fun and don't out him/her. that's all i ask.




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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:05 am UTC (link)
first post?

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:06 am UTC (link)
first post! all right! high five!

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:06 am UTC (link)
I murdered a hooker with a chainsaw.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:08 am UTC (link)
too bad she was a zombie.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:06 am UTC (link)
hopefully this does work...second post!

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:07 am UTC (link)
yessssssssssssssz thank you

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:09 am UTC (link)
f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

where is everyone!? is everyone failing the spam robot test!?

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:10 am UTC (link)
hey maybe everyone is so pissed off at the lack of a proper anoncon they can't even confess anything. also, being first sucks.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 12:11 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:09 am UTC (link)
I am so depressed I had to do this. What the hell, mods? I want to write some rant about pussy liberal hippie berkeley-bubble idiots masturbating each other off as they feel self important, but I thought they might ban me. and i <3 everyone on ucblj too much for that. even you, ragnus.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:10 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHA

totally.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:11 am UTC (link)
MAINSTACKS ARE HELLA PACKED!!! Actually I don't know right now but VLSB IS!! We must share dem stacks wtf? I want a chair...a computer, I don't feel like carrying mine!

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:14 am UTC (link)
sex in the stacks, anyone?

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:12 am UTC (link)
I'm going to use this as an opportunity to talk smack about the UCBLJ moderators. God, what a bunch of self-righteous, self-important idiots.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:12 am UTC (link)
Is Ragnus' gender ambiguous to anyone else?

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:15 am UTC (link)
why is that important, you interested in a fuck?

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:13 am UTC (link)
when is streaking?

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:14 am UTC (link)
I WOULD TOTALLY STREAK IF I KNEW. i am newly confident in my body.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:15 am UTC (link)
I heard some screaming the other day at the main stacks I thought that was the streaking? meh?

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 01:39 am UTC (link)
i heard it toO! and i thought it was the streaking and i tried to find them.. but i didn't...

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:18 am UTC (link)
qweltor is such a loser. he never has anything interesting to say; he only knows how to communicate through his stupid gigantic collection of user icons.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:20 am UTC (link)
i bet when he sees this he's going to respond to it with some short and stupid un-witty comeback, complete with dogbert user icon.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:25 am UTC (link)
lin=gay

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:26 am UTC (link)
i can attest to this being completely untrue

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 12:31 am UTC
this is a failure
(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:26 am UTC (link)
this sucks

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:27 am UTC (link)
hi ragnus

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i'm horny!
(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:27 am UTC (link)
my roommate is having sex right now under the blanket. i totally wanna be fucking the guy

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Re: i'm horny!
(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:30 am UTC (link)
you're lying. i want to see someone confess that they really aren't having as much as sex as they say they are in anoncon

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Re: i'm horny! - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 12:34 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:28 am UTC (link)
i cheated on my ex girlfriend over winter break. twice. with the same girl. no one but her and a couple of her friends and i know. oops!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:30 am UTC (link)
hey, she's your exgirlfriend. oh, do you mean you cheated on her while she was your girlfriend? why did you guys break up later? did she find out, or did you break up with her?

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im still checking this - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 01:04 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:28 am UTC (link)
FUCK THE UCBERKELEY COMMUNITY MODERATORS!!!!!!!!! FUCK THEM!

FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:30 am UTC (link)
FIGHT THE POWER RESISTANCE INTO REVOLUTION

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:28 am UTC (link)
I hate birgeneau.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:30 am UTC (link)
The only reason I have a boyfriend is because I don't want to be alone for the summer here at Berkeley. He's leaving before school starts but meh, I don't have any butterflies or spark, I felt more spark today when I gave my tutor a high five, and I have a little crush on him, but just my luck he's graduating and leaving to NY in the summer!

Blah

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:32 am UTC (link)
dude. lame. don't be all codependent and crap.

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Summer Aid
(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:31 am UTC (link)
Does anybody know when summer aid pays out? I'm taking session A. Im broke as fuck though and wondering if it will pay out before the end of the month (may) so that when I get kicked out of my current place may 31st I will have money for a deposit. If it doesnt pay out until after June 1st Im going to have to start scheming, hustling, slanging, or begging soon. Any information (anyone get aid last summer?) would be much appreciated.

Also I have a paper due tomorrow, but I havnt started. Anybody have any good writing a decently long paper in a short amount of time stories to help motivate me?

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:33 am UTC (link)
Spring 06. 6 pages in an hour. B+

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you are all
(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:36 am UTC (link)
lame

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:37 am UTC (link)
i furiously masturbate to this pic everyday

Image

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:40 am UTC (link)
lol, who is that again? that picture was posted in last semester's anoncon, right?

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Wow that's a seriously nice - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 06:43 am UTC
what i hate about girls
(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:37 am UTC (link)
I SERIOUSLY hate it when they get preachy, accusatory and angry because I didn't reply to one of their emails in 5 seconds, or call back right away, or answer their phone call because I'm taking a nap.

maybe I was busy doing homework! or sleeping! i am not dating someone else or avoiding you!!!! ahhhh, fuck. i hate that so much that it usually ends up backfiring and i start avoiding them JUST BECAUSE they accused me of avoiding them!

this has happened twice so far. maybe it's because those girls i didn't actually care for all that much... but the point is, i would still have called back if they weren't so bitchy!

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:39 am UTC (link)
i often feel the same way.

but i also often avoid those bitches because i don't want to listen to their whiny asses complain about some stupid shit.

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Re: what i hate about girls - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 12:41 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:39 am UTC (link)
My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.

Me: It's allright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?

I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.

Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?

So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.

She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vajay with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vadge's liquid retention volume.

Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!

I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vadge and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:41 am UTC (link)
i came

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 12:41 am UTC (link)
I want to do Jeremy Adler. Like, really hard. Now that he's single I just might have a chance.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 01:48 am UTC (link)
WHO ARE YOU???????????????

You know, if Jeremy fails, there's always Pierre.

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