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Anonymous Confessions: Fall 2007. Part II
Part II

Got a confession? Have a secret? An embarrassing phobia? Well, you can put it here. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post more than once if you'd like.

The basic rules:

  • Post anonymously.
  • Post honestly.
  • Post about yourself. Don't dime out others.
  • If you leave a comment, be respectful.
Anonymous commenting has been turned on and IP logging has been turned off for a couple of weeks.

Agree with something someone said. Let 'em know. It's nice to be heard.



Seen here before: Facebook Group: I Posted On That anonymous Confessions Thing, Now Guess Which One Was Me
Current Semester: Fall 07 ( Part I )
Previous Semesters: Spring 07 (Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3, Fall 06 (Part 1 and Part 2), Spring 06 (Part 1 & Part 2), Fall 05, Spring 05,
(More things AnonCon)

THE FINE PRINT: Don't be stupid. Don't use this opportunity to insult, attack or disparage other people (particularly by name). It's mean and often undeserved. It also spoils the entire thread and the experience for everyone else.


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[info]plumpkinface
2007-12-12 03:49 am UTC (link)
FIRST!

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:51 am UTC (link)
Plumpkin wins ten internets!

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(no subject) - [info]plumpkinface, 2007-12-12 04:54 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 06:51 pm UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]plumpkinface, 2007-12-12 04:54 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 05:35 am UTC (Expand)
now that i've met you in person... - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 06:04 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: now that i've met you in person... - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 03:56 pm UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:52 am UTC (link)
Vivienne Westwood OP here. Gay, straight, as long as you like VW, I'd love to make friends.

coffeetvandhistory@gmail.com

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:20 am UTC (link)
Why do you love Vivienne and Vivienne-wearing boys so much?

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:53 am UTC (link)
I was looking forward to some fun, destressing sex tonight but I just went to the restroom and I just got my period. Now I have to go back to my apartment to change and tell my boyfriend that we can't tonight. fuck

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:55 am UTC (link)
Lame.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:22 am UTC (Expand)
as a female... - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:39 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 06:16 am UTC (Expand)
As a male... - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 08:51 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: As a male... - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 01:08 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 03:45 am UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:54 am UTC (link)
GQ is my porn because i LOOOVEEEEE guys in suits. oh god. Oh GOd.
I can't take guys who wear flip flops seriously.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:00 am UTC (link)
haha oh god, i am so obsessed with guys in suits.

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(no subject) - [info]fuzzyabstract, 2007-12-12 04:36 am UTC (Expand)
hottest EECS majors part 2!
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:54 am UTC (link)
go!

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Re: hottest EECS majors part 2!
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:37 am UTC (link)
Seriously. Can't you pick another major? Or another planet?

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Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:54 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 05:01 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 05:11 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 05:26 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 10:57 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 06:21 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 08:16 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 05:06 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 05:17 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 06:57 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 07:00 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 11:38 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 09:18 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 05:14 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 07:42 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 08:31 am UTC (Expand)
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Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:14 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 07:48 am UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 07:52 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: hottest EECS majors part 2! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 07:03 am UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:55 am UTC (link)
Times when roommates/parents/maids have walked in on you and a partner...?

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awkward
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:57 am UTC (link)
I had my first same-sex relationship during my senior year and my girlfriend would spend the night with me pretty much every night. My mom told me one day that my girlfriend couldn't stay over any more because my dad heard us making love and it made him really uncomfortable. Sorry that the fantasy of two girls getting it on in your house had to involve your daughter, Dad. Sorry.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 06:54 pm UTC (Expand)
ESPM c11
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:56 am UTC (link)
Dear girl who sat near me, I wish I had been able to talk to you, you were very pretty and seemed nice, but I am much too shy. Oh well.

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Re: ESPM c11
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:02 am UTC (link)
Lame. Try harder next time.

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Re: ESPM c11 - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 05:00 am UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:56 am UTC (link)
sometimes, I like to go into the stalls of the bathrooms just to read the writing on the walls!

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:59 am UTC (link)
yeah me too, and i don't even have to pee.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:57 am UTC (link)
Ahhhhhhhhh, your back! Anocon let me have a life, for the love of God!

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How to search through anoncon messages
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:57 am UTC (link)
Messages to this thread (and the previous one) are being copied at:

http://groups.google.com/group/ucbanonconcopyfa07/

This should allow for much easier _searching_ of comments. This also makes it easier to see the most recent posts.

The threading is weird (I think because the first 1000 messages aren't in the archive).

Hint: every comment is recorded with a copy of the comment it's in response to.

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Re: How to search through anoncon messages
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:02 am UTC (link)
yay! this is actually quite helpful

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 03:58 am UTC (link)
I don’t even know you, but you’d be perfect. I’m sure to the point that I go to this lecture purely to visualize this scene, disregarding the fact that it’ll never unfold. You’re always there early; I sit where I can see you. Before I allow myself to enter my little fantasy, I study you from top to bottom—your tousled hair and the pen behind your ear, the freckle on your neck, the line of shoulders. I follow your arms to your blunt fingertips, back to your chest, to the woven belt you seem to wear all the time. Unless I’m really focused I’m wet by now, that warm tingling growing between my legs, but it’s not yet time—I force my eyes to your feet, your strangely bony ankles, your muscled calves, the scar on your knee, your shorts (in all weather), and finally rest on that bulge, what I really wanted to look at all along.

My panties are sticking to me at this point, and it’s a game of self-control to keep my hands on the desk and out of my pockets. But at last I can move on from the reality of the moment, to the dim light of my bedroom with moonlight filtering through the leaves of the tree outside my open window. You’re straddling me, one hand holding my wrists together above my head, the other tracing my jawline. You kiss me, hard, biting my bottom lip as you pull away, then turn your attention to my nipples, firm in the cool of the breeze through the window. You envelop them in the heat of your mouth, one after the other, while your hand cups each in turn.

I’m still pinned down, but squirming against the solid presence of your growing erection. Your free hand slides over my shoulder to the small of my back. It lingers there, then you grab my ass—firmly enough to hurt—your way of telling me to stay still. Your fingers are somewhere better now, slowly sliding up the smooth and glistening inside of my thigh. I’m dripping and trying to press against you, but you shift away, using just one finger to brush across my clit. My breaths come ragged as you slip it inside me, I thrust toward the intrusion but it’s not enough.

(More?)

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:00 am UTC (link)
oh yeah more!

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more - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 07:05 am UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:00 am UTC (link)
I haven't cut myself in a month. I'm so proud of myself.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:03 am UTC (link)
Yay! You go!

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20 yr old & never a boyfriend && 4.0 virgins
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:00 am UTC (link)
You are both very silly. I direct you to craigslist personals to see where you will be meeting people after you graduate.

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Re: 20 yr old & never a boyfriend && 4.0 virgins
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 07:50 am UTC (link)
Just because people are virgins or have never had a significant other doesn't necessarily mean they don't meet people...

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Oh. I fit all three of those catagories. - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 12:56 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Oh. I fit all three of those catagories. - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 10:00 am UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:03 am UTC (link)
where are you guys finding these hot GSI! how come i've never had one? what's the secret?

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 06:52 am UTC (link)
craigslist

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:03 am UTC (link)
First page. Woo!

Just to keep with the theme of confessions, I wish my boyfriend wasn't so homophobic. He swears he isn't, but some of the stuff he says about gays/lesbians really pisses me off. Once dreamed that I walked in on his roommate pounding him doggiestyle and it was the hottest thing ever. He was super annoyed when I told him about it, but ever since then I've had fantasies about pegging him.

God, that'd be so sexy.

(I totally posted this non-anon a few seconds ago)

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:08 am UTC (link)
Call him on it. Besides, he's probably dissing women behind your back. Is that really someone you want to date? Homophobic people suck.

Oh, and you can always passive-agressivly dump him by insisting on pegging him. Ha! Talk about feeding into all his phobias!

Seriously, I hope he's got something good going for him, cause from just this, he seems like a loser.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:04 am UTC (link)
dear roommate who is moving out this week,

i posted yesterday that i'm thinking about eating all your food since you've been such a shitty, inconsiderate, and messy person to live with. i binged on all your food last night and all i've eaten today has been yours.

hate,
me

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:05 am UTC (link)
passive aggressive behavior! fucking awesome!

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:05 am UTC (link)
I'm still bummed that girl anoncon meet-up never happened last semester. I authored the original comment about not having but wanting female friends. Nothings changed.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:30 am UTC (link)
Aww, I'd be down with that. Doubt anything would come of it, but I'd still go.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:08 am UTC (link)
i don't really want to give my ex boyfriend another chance, but he's falling all over himself trying to change. how do you make an asshole stop being an asshole? i have no clue either.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:11 am UTC (link)
don't give him another chance, if you don't want to.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:10 am UTC (link)
I am so glad to have you in my life.

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YAOI
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:11 am UTC (link)
Last week I discovered this genre of anime called "yaoi" (if anyone knows how to pronounce this, do tell!). I don't watch anime and I kind of just stumbled across it on youtube. OMG. I FIND IT SO SO SO SO HOT. Some of this stuff is seriously sexy. Oh man, I keep searching and watching yaoi videos. But I feel SO WEIRD being attracted to ANIMATED MEN! AH! What is wrong with me! I especially love yaoi with ROUGH sex/domination. I watched this show "ai no kusabi" and I was practically wet the whole time. I feel weird! Is this weird? AH! I can't stop thinking about this! I AM SO HORNY

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Re: YAOI
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:12 am UTC (link)
yeah, you're really, really weird for liking that stuff.

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Re: YAOI - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:35 am UTC (Expand)
Reading comprehension 101 - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:44 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Reading comprehension 101 - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 05:09 am UTC (Expand)
Fail - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 06:13 am UTC (Expand)
Re: YAOI - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 11:01 am UTC (Expand)
Re: YAOI - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:14 am UTC (Expand)
Re: YAOI - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:16 am UTC (Expand)
buttsex is just subtext rearranged! - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:20 am UTC (Expand)
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Re: YAOI - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:21 am UTC (Expand)
Re: YAOI - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:28 am UTC (Expand)
Re: YAOI - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:33 am UTC (Expand)
C'MON GUYS - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:41 am UTC (Expand)
Re: C'MON GUYS - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:46 am UTC (Expand)
Re: C'MON GUYS - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 05:43 am UTC (Expand)
Re: C'MON GUYS - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 06:30 am UTC (Expand)
Re: C'MON GUYS - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 06:06 am UTC (Expand)
Re: C'MON GUYS - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 06:10 am UTC (Expand)
Re: YAOI - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 04:58 am UTC (Expand)
Re: YAOI - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 07:20 am UTC (Expand)
Re: YAOI - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 08:06 am UTC (Expand)
Re: YAOI - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 04:20 am UTC (Expand)
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Re: YAOI - (Anonymous), 2007-12-13 07:31 pm UTC (Expand)
Psych 141
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:11 am UTC (link)
So how'd you like the class? The prof? The GSI?

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Re: Psych 141
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 05:08 am UTC (link)
Eric was hot. And nice. And one of the best GSIs I've ever had. I actually learned something in section - that was a first.

I ended up with over 100%. Therefore, I'd have to say I liked the class.

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Re: Psych 141 - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 05:11 am UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:15 am UTC (link)
Sometimes I think my main role in life is to bear witness and to be the one left to tell the stories. I don't know if that's bad or good.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:38 am UTC (link)
What's wrong with being the next David Halberstam?

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The Hooker Tales
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:17 am UTC (link)
I'm 21, and I've spent over $1500 on webcam whores and hookers. And I regret the gambling more than I do the hookers. What I do regret is that I didn't think I deserved hot hookers. Some of them were uglier than the ugliest Berkeley girl you can dig out of a WoW gaming session.

My first true sexual experience (vaginal intercourse) was with an unsightly 40-something landbeast who smelled like cigarette butts and covered herself with layers of makeup. I literally kissed her mouth and it tasted like ashes. I hungrily gobbled her 44D breasts and I wondered if they were made of charcoal. Her pubic hair was as deep as the brush of the Amazon forests. Her soles would have made an excellent substitute for sandpaper. Her seduction roleplay was laughable as she tried to coax me onto the bed, and when she feebly tried to French kiss me I immediately thought of bantha fodder.

But I was terribly lonely and depressed at the time, so I went on for four hours fucking Jabba the Hutt's grandmother because I thought I deserved the worst for my failings. And she did that in-between picking up her kid from a sleepover. I swear if I ever see her on the street and she realizes who I am I'll just fall to the ground, writhing and screaming out loud for cops.

Some treated me nice and gave me pretty nice oral (with protection). There was this one Italian gal from Jersey--she had that thick sexy mix of Italian and New Yorker in her that oozed homeliness and warmth. I really enjoyed my time with her. When I get depressed I think of calling her up and watching Goodfellas together, but then realize that would be the most expensive movie rental ever. But she was warm and petite in my then flabby arms.

There was also a busty Latina chick who wore a skirt that was 2 sizes too tight. She wasn't too bright or pretty, but she had nice feet. I blew my load too early. Very disappointing--this could have been the best hooker experience overall if I did it right.

There was a beautiful European blonde who gave me a sweet sensual massage and cuddled with me. If you go on CL escorts she'll still be around displaying her beautiful nude figure--she's the only one I recommend if you're into massage with happy ending. She'll sweet-talk you with artsy movie recommendations and liberal discussions. The only girl I've considered going back to when I'm down.

Some Brazilian chick did the same massage thing in a cold Best Western hotel room. She sucked. And my stomach hurt for days.

My last experience ended my escort philanderings. She was a coked out barely legal, and clearly just wanted the money for blow. I can't get her lifeless eyes out of my mind as I plowed my seed deep into her--and yes, she called my cum seed. I finished in about five minutes, gave her $200 and just rushed her out the door. That took me off hookers. There's a good chance she's ODed and her corpse is rotting in some backalley in Richmond. Hard to believe that I committed the act of life with someone who was already dead inside.

And the webcam whores...well, at least I nourished them and their mistreated families for a week or two withe the money they got from my camshows. I was depressed for a bit but got over it. I was utterly disgusted with myself when some young Filipina (15? 16?) manipulated me into jerking off for her.

There was also that 32 year old Romanian scientist, which made me really sad--is that all the future holds for the poor scholars of Eastern Europe? Whatever, she was probably lying to sweet-talk me. She really enjoyed me and even gave me a free show for my self-pity.

That was awhile ago (the last experience was last November), and yes I'm STD free as far as I know. I still have yet to kiss, date, or have sex with a regular girl. No worries. I just look back at where I was a year ago and shake my head at how silly I was. But weren't we all?

I don't think it's a big deal in the long run though--all this philandering was pretty weak and cowardly, but at least it wasn't drugs. And I only have passing desires to try out hookers again. But she'll definitely be hot this time, that's for sure.

You might think this is all made up. But sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

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Re: The Hooker Tales
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:27 am UTC (link)
This makes me so sad for you, but I'm glad things are better. I'm sure you'll find someone who deserves you and can fulfill not only physical but emotional desire. Good luck.

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Re: The Hooker Tales - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 07:00 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: The Hooker Tales - (Anonymous), 2007-12-12 10:00 pm UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:17 am UTC (link)
To all the girls at Stern who wait until Sunday night to do their laundry and are huffy puffy because -they have no underwear- -all the machines are busy- and people -don't hurry- blah blah blah blah.
BITCHES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURN.
Maybe if you'all were nicer I wouldn't find it necessary to fold each of my underwear into perfect triangles to spite you. FUCKERS.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:36 am UTC (link)
Tip, not necessarily to OP: Underwear can be easily be washed in the shower or in the sink and then hung up to dry. Same thing with socks.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:18 am UTC (link)
I couldn't listen to Utada Hikaru's "Final Distance" for about seven months because it was the very last thing I did with a particular someone. The experience has made me think that I shouldn't listen to really music with guys because when I have to lose the guy, I don't want to have to lose my favorite music as well. Funny how break-ups come with so many unintentional casualties.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 04:19 am UTC (link)
*to really good music

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