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Anonymous Confessions; Spring 2007
Anonymous Confessions has returned.

The basic rules:

  • Post anonymously.
  • Post honestly.
  • Post about yourself. Don't dime out others.
  • If you leave a comment, be respectful.
Anonymous commenting has been turned on and IP logging has been turned off for a couple of weeks (or until the moderators get bored, whichever comes first).

Post anything you want about yourself here. No repurcussions, no judgements, just let it out.

Got a confession? Have a secret? An embarassing phobia? A story? Hook up with that cutie at Anon-o-Con-o-Con but didn't wanna tell anybody? Well, you can put it here (anonymously).

Agree with something someone said. Let 'em know. It's nice to be heard.



Subject: ANON CON CHAT!!!
The more the merrier!
If you're bored, come chat!!! Share you innermost confessions. Or something.
http://www.teenchat.com/chat (yeah, it's cheesy, but it was easy and convenient!)
Make up a username. The room name is AnonCon
See you there!


Seen here before: Facebook Group: I Posted On That anonymous Confessions Thing, Now Guess Which One Was Me
Previous Semesters: Fall 06 (Part 1 and Part 2), Spring 06 (Part 1 & Part 2), Fall 05, Spring 05
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THE FINE PRINT: Don't be stupid. Don't use this opportunity to insult, attack or disparage other people (particularly by name). It's mean and often undeserved. It also spoils the entire thread and the experience for everyone else. Plus those posts have a tendancy for smiting.


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GSI love
(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 04:55 am UTC (link)
this was posted on the other thread, but whatever, why not... name the gsi you're crushing on! go!

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Re: GSI love
(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:29 am UTC (link)
Jeffrey Doker! <3

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DN - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 06:17 am UTC (Expand)
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Peter Battaglino - (Anonymous), 2007-05-12 09:14 am UTC (Expand)
Re: GSI love - (Anonymous), 2007-05-12 05:57 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: GSI love - (Anonymous), 2007-05-12 09:46 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: GSI love - (Anonymous), 2007-05-13 04:42 am UTC (Expand)
Kate Brown, History 7b - (Anonymous), 2007-05-13 06:55 am UTC (Expand)
Re: GSI love - (Anonymous), 2007-05-13 07:16 am UTC (Expand)
Re: GSI love - (Anonymous), 2007-05-13 07:52 am UTC (Expand)
Nathan Arrington - (Anonymous), 2007-05-13 10:00 am UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 04:57 am UTC (link)
You guys all suck...I was first. :P Haha.

Anyway, one time I was so pissed at my roommate that I hacked his computer and downloaded a virus or two on it. Didn't even care that he had to spend a month trying to recover it.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 04:57 am UTC (link)
The most stunning girl I've ever set my eyes on was in one of my classes last year. Being shy and taciturn, I never worked up the courage to speak to her. The end of the semester drew near, and I was afraid that she was a graduating senior and I would never see her again. I was relieved of the fear that she was a senior.

But what would've been my chances of finding someone among the huge student population? Apparently, better than I would've thought; I saw her frequently. But now that we weren't in a class together, it was even harder for me to initiate a conversation just off seeing her walk to her next class or off to her apartment. So while she was there, she was just ... there. Semester came to an end, same fear of never seeing her again.

I guess the planets aligned in my favor, because this semester, I saw her frequently again for the third straight semester. But of course, same situation: I'm too shy to talk to a passing stranger. It's the end of the semester, and my luck has run out. She's going to med school somewhere. She remains someone I would've loved to have known, but never worked up the courage to.

She doesn't have a facebook, or whatever other social networking site. I guess my fears are finally true: I'll probably never see her again. But what would happen if I did see her again?

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:02 am UTC (link)
smile!

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SERIOUSLY - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 05:37 am UTC (Expand)
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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 04:57 am UTC (link)
no actual confessions yet...arg

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 04:58 am UTC (link)
damn it, if I didn't have such a long confession, I would've been first!

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 04:59 am UTC (link)
LUIS VILLA IS SEXY!!!!!!!

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:03 am UTC (link)
Shut the fuck up, luis

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ghey - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 06:10 am UTC (Expand)
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Re: ghey - (Anonymous), 2007-05-12 08:06 am UTC (Expand)
Re: ghey - (Anonymous), 2007-05-12 07:36 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: ghey - [info]lv_somegirls, 2007-05-13 03:37 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]lv_somegirls, 2007-05-13 03:36 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ornithes, 2007-05-13 05:55 am UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:01 am UTC (link)
I want a second chance. I don't deserve a second chance with this relationship, but I want one more than anyone can ever imagine.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 07:34 am UTC (link)
me, too... although I vacillate between thinking I kind of deserve it because I want it and because it was forcibly taken away from me, and knowing that that is incredibly selfish and I need to just leave.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:08 am UTC (link)
i'm pretty sure i'm fairly attractive -- i've been led to think so in the past -- but seriously, most of the time i really don't feel like it because no guy (see: cute and noncreepy) has ever tried to pursue me here at berkeley. i guess i just want some validation that i'm attractive both physically and as a person.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:10 am UTC (link)
ditto

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i've had some dude jack off next to me on BART - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 05:32 am UTC (Expand)
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have faith - (Anonymous), 2007-05-12 08:36 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 07:41 am UTC (Expand)
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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:08 am UTC (link)
i will be masturbating in the main stacks tomorrow.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:15 am UTC (link)
same here

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:09 am UTC (link)
i want them to break up so bad!!! break up with her, im much cuter and fun!

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:12 am UTC (link)
yeah you are!

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:10 am UTC (link)
i tend to have crushes on people who don't seem to be into my while i've brushed off a few guys i wasn't into. it feels like a curse.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:24 am UTC (link)
you always want what you can't have...

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:11 am UTC (link)
umm, i have a ridiculously big paper due really soon, and i am making no progress on it. and now anoncon. THAT OFFENDS ME A LOT!

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:15 am UTC (link)
ahahahahahaha. i have the stomach flu and it's making it hard to study and THAT offends me a lot.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:12 am UTC (link)
I really want to go to grad school. But I'm such a shy guy, I don't know how to go about getting letters of rec. And I know those are the most important aspect to getting in.

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[info]pinappl919
2007-05-11 05:18 am UTC (link)
me neither!!! I am terrified of talking to professors

Yes I know this isn't anon...the spambot is too much work for something I don't care to keep secret

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:12 am UTC (link)
Um. Somehow a bunch of posts disappeared. Mods, are you deleting posts? What the fuck?

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[info]eirerince87
2007-05-11 05:14 am UTC (link)
Not I, said mod #1.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:12 am UTC (link)
I still love you.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:30 am UTC (link)
I still love you, too. :(

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:13 am UTC (link)
Image

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I still have the hugest crush on James
(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 07:08 am UTC (link)
it's totally ridiculous - seriously.

I saw him on the street once and turned and walked the other direction. Gah!

I'm kinda glad he moved way now. But still, dang, that boy is good times.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:13 am UTC (link)
the worst thing in the world is feeling alone while surrounded by your friends. i don't know how to not feel this way.

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at least you have people you call friends
(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 06:04 am UTC (link)
i just have acquaintances. :(

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:13 am UTC (link)
i really like this boy. i really really quite like this boy.

but i am one of those socially awkward people and not pretty and not particularly smart and just kinda there and when he calls me about bio homework i'm sure i seem impatient and like yeah, yeah, i have better things to do than chat with you on the phone but it's not true, cute boy. cute boy i like you. i like you a lot.

also i always find the spam bot challenge ridic. hard.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:18 am UTC (link)
this is really cute. i think you should go for it. don't consider those things limitations at all!

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Oh come on... - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 05:43 am UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:14 am UTC (link)
I'M GOING TO GET CHICKEN AND WAFFLES TONIGHT! who wants to come?






well too bad cause you ain't invited.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:16 am UTC (link)
homigawd.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:14 am UTC (link)
how can I tell her that what hurt me the most was that she left me for him.... not the other way around?

yea, i'm a girl too...

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:16 am UTC (link)
dude, tell her

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She doesn't care - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 05:46 am UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:14 am UTC (link)
i'm graduating and don't have a job lined up nor the desire to get one. i really just want someone to give me money to do whatever i want all day. i doubt this will happen though, so i should probably start trying to come up with something.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:17 am UTC (link)
my friend plans to be an officer in the army

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:16 am UTC (link)
i just saw a guy i dated for a bit and then rejected in the end. i think he was here visiting or something (he graduated last year) and he is so hot! grrrr, i will forever be kicking myself for that

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 06:16 am UTC (link)
why did you reject him?

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:18 am UTC (link)
When I was little, my father was the one in the family who did the laundry. He noticed that my poop smeared my underwear and told me I needed to wipe better.

I don't get underwear smears anymore, but I am still not confidant in my wiping abilities. Sometimes I need to wipe so many times that my butt just gets sore. Also, when I spread my cheeks with my hand, I get access to a whole new area that needs to be wiped. Are you supposed to spread your cheeks and wipe? Or are you just supposed to wipe what's accessible without cheek-spreading?

I ration out that I can't be wiping my ass horribly wrong, because people still suck my gentials. If I smelled like shit, I don't think people would suck on my genitals repeatedly, unless they were into that.

I'd really like to know whether other people manually spread their cheeks to wipe their ass. Additionally, does it take people so many wipes that their ass gets sore?

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:23 am UTC (link)
Just what can be accessed!!

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:19 am UTC (link)
I think I should be posting this non-anonymously, but what the hell.

I went to Litwack's last lecture. I haven't been to Berkeley for quite some time. Ah, the things that I thought I'd never miss.

To the two girls in the front row sitting next to each other:

1. Stop laughing hysterically to every little joke the prof says. No, he does not remember that you are in his upper graduate class - he is eighty for chrissakes. No, all this brown-nosing and attention whoring will not get you any extra credit.

2. For crying out loud, take a shower! It was not even finals week, and your greasy hair stank to high heaven. I could probably understand if it was some freshman guy, pimple farmer. But a girl? I bet people three rows back could smell it. With dandruff flakes the size of raisins falling on your shoulders you looked like Gandalf the Grey. And acne medicine is not that expensive either. You may want to consider it.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:23 am UTC (link)
I LOLed.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 05:21 am UTC (link)
i am reading this!

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