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Fall 2005: Anonymous Confessions
Anonymous posting is enabled, IP logging is off. That's right, folks. It's that time of year again.

Spill your guts! Go go go!



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fuck!
(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Now I'll never study!

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Re: fuck!
(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:33 pm UTC (link)
I second that.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:18 pm UTC (link)
i have a huge crush on my prof. she is gorgeous

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:55 pm UTC (link)
me too.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:24 pm UTC (link)
I'm head over heels in love with my best friend but I can't tell her because of too many reasons so instead I sit around in silence, unable to mantain romantic relationships with others because I can't edge her out of my system no matter what I do.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-15 01:23 am UTC (link)
Same here, *sigh.*

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Don’t despair - (Anonymous), 2005-12-15 09:42 pm UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-17 04:03 pm UTC (Expand)
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dude go for it - (Anonymous), 2006-12-14 04:29 am UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:31 pm UTC (link)
I fucking hate school, and I'm not graduating anytime soon. I need a fucking break.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Seconded

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:32 pm UTC (link)
I want to have his children.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:49 pm UTC (link)
...probably don't want to mention that to him.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:33 pm UTC (link)
I got into a major fight with my friend last night. It was my fault and I should apologize, but I'm simply too proud.

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quite being stupid
[info]elitist_doll
2006-03-07 06:10 am UTC (link)
don't let your pride get in the way of your friendship. If you're really their friend then realize that he friendship is more important than your stoopid pride

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:34 pm UTC (link)
Now I'm just refreshing this page over and over again.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:36 pm UTC (link)
haha me too. and I should REALLY be studying.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:36 pm UTC (link)
I don't want to study! I don't want to go to work. All I want to do is bake for people all day long. Who wants a muffin?

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:40 pm UTC (link)
I'll take a muffin.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:38 pm UTC (link)
this is a better distraction than facebook right now!

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:40 pm UTC (link)
fuck yeah!

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:39 pm UTC (link)
I'm still in love with this guy that rejected me three years ago. We talk all the time now and he's one of my best friends. We talk about our love lives and I'm jealous, but I've come to accept that it'll never ever happen. To make matters even more confusing, my ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with, is in love with him as well.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 11:58 pm UTC (link)
What

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:43 pm UTC (link)
I still have 2 nights worth of cum on my body.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:46 pm UTC (link)
ew

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:46 pm UTC (link)
When i like a girl, i stalk her thru faceboook, myspace and whatever else i knwo she's on

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:40 pm UTC (link)
I do the same thing...
with boys.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:47 pm UTC (link)
i'm enduring a perpetual existential crisis.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-15 03:22 am UTC (link)
Get in line ;-).

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:47 pm UTC (link)
I feel bad that the anonymous posting doesn't let non humans post :(

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:15 pm UTC (link)
i am a non-human and got on here fine

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Frankly, All your problems can be solved by God.

Holla.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:52 pm UTC (link)
i think this is absolute bullshit.


but sometimes i wish it was true.

but i know i'd just be fooling myself.

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... or at least, a BELIEF in G-d - (Anonymous), 2005-12-14 11:02 pm UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:51 pm UTC (link)
I've got no confidence left to start dating again.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:41 pm UTC (link)
I can't give you more confidence, but I wish you the best.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:51 pm UTC (link)
I smoke way too much weed... especially during finals week.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-15 12:08 am UTC (link)
lul

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[info]orangefriendly
2005-12-14 09:53 pm UTC (link)
I eat so much junk food right now. A few weeks ago all I did was drink odwalla juices and get salads at intermezzo. Now its chips and salsa and cookies and jello and ice cream. I am going to get fat and I will never get fine ass lovin'
if I am fat

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:56 pm UTC (link)
i am fat and i get fine ass lovin' very often. cheer up.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:53 pm UTC (link)
When I have a crush on someone that I subconsciously am not serious about, I do all of the embarassing things that fourteen year old girls do with their crushes. I'm generally a space case who does more than her fair share of stalking. When I like someone I am serious about, however, I just kind of sit back, and they mysteriously come to me. I wish I could keep from embarassing myself with guys I am not serious about (including my current behavior regarding one of my GSIs this past fall) and have them come to me as well.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:43 pm UTC (link)
I do the same thing, except nobody ever comes to me. I'm not worth their time.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:53 pm UTC (link)
last semester i was addicted to cocaine.
couldn't wake up without it.
did lines in the bathroom in the middle of class.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:07 pm UTC (link)
thats pretty hardcore

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:56 pm UTC (link)
i want some fine ass lovin from the girl above that forgot to make the post anonymous

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[info]orangefriendly
2005-12-14 09:57 pm UTC (link)
i just don't like anonymous postings :)

i am not ashamed

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 09:56 pm UTC (link)
I hate my job. If anyone ever tells you that you should work for Cal Dining because they pay well and are flexible about student's hours...don't listen. They also destroy your dignity and will to live. Ouch.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Man, do I feel your pain.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:01 pm UTC (link)
On the public transport which throws them against one another with statistical indifference, people wear an untenable expression of disillusion, pride and contempt, like the natural effect of death on a toothless mouth. The atmosphere of false communication makes everyone the policeman of his own encounters...If men were transformed into scorpions who sting themselves and one another, isn't it really because nothing has happened, and human beings with empty eyes and flabby brains have 'mysteriously' become mere shadows of men, ghosts of men, and in some ways are no longer men except in name?

-- From Raoul Vaneigem, The Revolution of Everyday Life

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm in love with someone who never even finished high school and still lives at home. My parents don't like him because they don't think he will amount to anything and sometimes I have the same worry. I feel guilty for wishing I had a smart boyfriend who went to school here.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Break up with him. If being hardworking and intelligent means enough to you, you are only prolonging your eventual rejection of him.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:02 pm UTC (link)
I'm not a real Berkeley student. I take courses via concurrent enrollment and I feel like a fraud walking around campus because I'm too dumb for them to accept me.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Transfer!!

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just fake it - (Anonymous), 2005-12-14 11:10 pm UTC (Expand)
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