What do all James McAvoy movies have in common? Sit back grab some red vines and coke and we'll tell you all about it!

- He always get punched in the face.
- There is a beach scene.
- He gets education at university by attending lectures.
- Height????
- He has the best of luck with brunettes. (Rebecca, Jane, Cecilia... yup. Tall, willowy, BRUNETTES.)
- And his beautiful blue eyes make you forget about his enormous nose (which you can drive a truck through, btw) but we love him REGARDLESS of his schnoz.

A DECISION HAS BEEN MADE.

Joe Anderson for Lucious Locks Lucius, y/y?






We think so.

Over the course of our James McAvoy movie watching, we were downright curious as to the height of this charming Scot. Through much research (and by much research, I really mean imdbing), we discovered the heights of not only James McAvoy, but his leading ladies as well.

The nail biting conclusions:

James McAvoy is a SHORTIE at 5'7".

The willowy Keira Knightly comes in at a surprising 5'7" as well! *gasp* We learned that when you have no boobs and no hips that you look about 6 feet tall.

Anne Hathaway comes in at a not surprising 5'8".

So how does James McAvoy look 3 inches taller than her in Becoming Jane? Simple, someone in the costume department knew his job, and knew it well.

Prepare for the start of the spamming (uberschnitzel style).

We were watching Becoming Jane and thought "Wait, no it can't be, Max! IT's Max!!!" There was pausing. And lo and behold. Jane's brother:



Max:


JOE ANDERSON. Because really, all movies need more Joe Anderson. Looking with ladies' hair.

Madame Rosmerta is NOT Brad Pitt's mom, you know, just in case you were wondering.


me: Hey! I have that icon!
Lina: Aussie. That's your post.
me: Oh.

This time there is less VMars, more movies! We laughed, we cried, we had Gaspard & Zooey.


Poll #1118003
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Which mini!Gaspard is cuter?

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A Very Long Engagement!Mini!Gaspard
4 (57.1%)

Hannibal Rising!Mini!Gaspard
3 (42.9%)

THE MYSTERY THAT IS CARLITA:

As looking through old posts, we thought to ourselves: WHO THE HELL IS CARLITA?

After searching imdb.com for roughtly 10 minutes trying to figure out WHO CARLITA WAS, there was a discovery:

Carlita is Veronica's imaginary friend.

THE COMPREHENSIVE COMPARISON BETWEEN LUCKY VS. NOT!LUCKY (AKA TIM THE TA):

LUCKY THE JANITOR:



NOT!LUCKY THE TA:



NOTICE:

-SIMILAR BEARD LINES
-THOSE EYEBROWS!
-THAT NOSE!
-OMG THOSE CHEEKBONES!

Coincidence? We think not.

CONCLUSION?

NOT!LUCKY IS LUCKY'S TWIN BROTHER!