Javier Zanetti's OCD. ([info]bustedflush) wrote in [info]twoyellowcards,
@ 2008-06-17 12:48:00
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Entry tags:'shevchenko', photos: family/wags, photos: paparazzi

Sheva @ The Beach



Sheva, the missus, and their son are in Barbados, ignoring football entirely.


Oh yeah. He's still got it.


I felt obligated to include one picture of his hot, American, model wife.


"OMG! WHERE'D JORDAN GO?!?!"




*insert Six Million Dollar Man montage here*


"There you are!"


&hearts &hearts &hearts


I love how he totally ignores that she needs help with her sunscreen, and plays with the kid instead.

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[info]pints
2008-06-17 05:04 pm UTC (link)
Lovin' those tan lines, Sheva!

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-17 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Total footballer tan.

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[info]razor2rozary
2008-06-17 05:11 pm UTC (link)
MMMMM SHOULDER VEIiiiiin

Now if these blasted photogs could snap photos in Miami...

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-17 05:13 pm UTC (link)
He really looks fantastic, it's a pity about the football situation.

Seriously! What are those people doing? They must be waiting for Zlatan to turn up, cos that's when the party starts ...

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[info]razor2rozary
2008-06-17 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Can't he just come back to Milan or sth?

What about a field trip to a waterpark like last year? Now that's a real party.

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-17 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Maybe Big Phil is in love with him and he's play @ Chelsea?

Oooooh now there's an idea! Led by Special, of course.

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[info]razor2rozary
2008-06-17 05:26 pm UTC (link)
You are cordially invited to a ~Special Pool Party~

On the menu: Meat Javi is very proud of
To be grilled by Chef Du Jour, Esteban(a) Cambiasso

Entertainment will be provided by JC and the Muppets

Swimtrunks optional.

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-17 05:50 pm UTC (link)
*dies laughing @ poor Javi having no idea what's ahead of him*

Special is going to be seriously alarmed by the Muppets, esp naked, dancing Maicon.

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[info]equusdraco
2008-06-17 05:18 pm UTC (link)
OHAI SHEVA.


His ankle makes my ankle hurt.

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-17 05:22 pm UTC (link)
*squints* Does he just have chubby ankles? I don't think he's hurt, just ... weird.

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[info]equusdraco
2008-06-17 05:40 pm UTC (link)
no the right one has been sprained too many times. my uncle has the same thing. only his is on the one side. looks like someone put a softball under his skin.

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-17 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Mmm ... giant balls of scar tissue.

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[info]aslanlar
2008-06-17 05:34 pm UTC (link)
Hel-lo Sheva! (Yes I can perv, he's no Milanista anymore)

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-17 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Oh please, you could totally perv before!

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[info]roadtoharmony
2008-06-17 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Why did you give me the hugest Baywatch flashback just now?! o_O

(But oh, the ADORABLE. <3)

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-17 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Because you're German, and David Hasselhoff is in your blood? :P

(He looks so happy and relaxed! Maybe if Drogba flees, Big Phil will love him and play him all the time?)

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[info]roadtoharmony
2008-06-17 09:11 pm UTC (link)
I... WHAT! THE ICK. o_O What worries me most is that you know of that unfortunate liking we have to Him Who Brought Down The Berlin Wall. *snorts*

(I so hope he'll get to leave that fucking bench at SOME point.)

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-18 01:31 pm UTC (link)
For a second there I thought you were talking about Reagan, but I assume The Hoff just has powers of which I'm unaware ....

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[info]roadtoharmony
2008-06-18 05:57 pm UTC (link)
*falls over laughing* You should be happy you don't know what I am talking about. Oh wait. I will enlighten you. Please look at this, and then read this.

Clearly, The Hoff led us to Democracy and Freedom. *snorts* Someone should have told Bush jr.

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-18 10:47 pm UTC (link)
I think, really, that it was the jacket that truly brought down the wall -- the East HAD TO SEE IT! *cringes* That's just ... so sad. THIS is what he's worried about? My god.

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[info]roadtoharmony
2008-06-18 11:10 pm UTC (link)
THAT JACKET. It's a miracle, isn't it? I just... God. (And that man just needs help. A lot of help, and good and quick help at that.)

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[info]amorispure
2008-06-17 08:51 pm UTC (link)
i loved this post till i saw his wife....
mmm sheva

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-17 08:53 pm UTC (link)
Sorry? She does exist, you know. Sad as it is. :P

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[info]amorispure
2008-06-17 08:56 pm UTC (link)
hahahaha. damn, i try so hard to pretend she doesnt

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-17 09:01 pm UTC (link)
LOL What kills me is that she's an American chick. An American! Why doesn't this happen to me?!

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[info]meliossa
2008-06-18 12:20 am UTC (link)
okay, this is just adorable.

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[info]bustedflush
2008-06-18 01:31 pm UTC (link)
*sigh* There's nothing like an attentive dad.

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[info]alor
2008-06-18 04:51 am UTC (link)
LOL, omg they're so cute.

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