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Once upon a time, when Adam was writing in his Livejournal, he found a small community called twoamigos. It apparently had something to do with him, but why the heck was it called twoamigos, then? But after a closer look it was obvious that it was about him and Carl. - "Carl, come and look at this!", Adam shouted.
Carl left what he was doing for the moment to see what Adam wanted. - "Hey, look at this. I found a community about us. But why is it purple? And pink? Do they think we're a couple or something..? Ha!" Carl went all white over his face. - "Well, that's a nice community, won't you come and join me for some tea now?"
- "No.. I don't want any tea right now. I wanna find out what this community is about. They write stories about us, it seems like. Doesn't that sound like lots of fun?" - "..Sure it does. I'm gonna.. leave now."
Adam could not resist from reading these fancy little stories. He'd expected bunnies, rainbows, magic little pills and green green grass. The first thing that met him was a fic about him and Carl, taking heavy drugs, having wild violent sex and much much angst.
Adam started to cry.
- "This is soooooo horrible, not only because of the storyline, it's poorly written to... god.."
He kept reading. And what did he find? Fluff, angst, stories about himself acting like a 3-year old, violence, BDSM, heavy drugs, public snogging, and even stories about him and Carl having a child together. (which made Adam think about where on earth the baby came from for several days.)
Carl walked into the room and put his hand on Adam's shoulder.
- "I know it's terrible, but we are unable to stop this craziness. Unless you have a plan."
- "I might actually have, dear Carl. Are we thinking the same thing?"
-"Probably."
They ate some peanuts and turned into super heroes. They erased all bad fanfiction about them that existed. but after that, twoamigos sadly didn't exist anymore. No one felt sad. The authors of the story were happy and kept writing, 'cuz you really should do that even if everyone hates your work. Adam and Carl lived a happy life together. With public snogging, but no violence or angst included. End.
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