Edmund Schluessel (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} st_lemur) wrote in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} turkmenbashi_lj,@ 2005-08-26 19:21:00 |
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From anw
1. In 1999, Saparmurat Niyazov was declared president-for-life of Turkmenistan. Which country would you like to be declared president-for-life of?
2. President Saparmurat Niyazov placed a 40ft gold-plated statue of himself on top of his palace that rotates to follow the sun. What will the statue on top of your palace look like, and what will it do?
3. When President Saparmurat Niyazov gave up smoking, he banned everyone else from smoking in public as well. Which of your personal foibles will you require your entire population to emulate?
4. President Saparmurat Niyazov expects his citizens to take spiritual guidance from his book of observations. Which book will you expect your citizens to take guidance from?
5. President Saparmurat Niyazov renamed the months of the year, with one named for himself and one for his mother. What will you call the months of the year in your country? (For preference, name one for yourself and one for your mother.)
6. President Saparmurat Niyazov has named many other things after himself as well, including airports, schools, a city, and even an asteroid. Pick three things to name after yourself. One must be a city, and one must be a natural landmark or celestial body that you have absolutely no claim to.
7. President Saparmurat Niyazov has banned opera, ballet and recorded music. What types of music, theatre and entertainment will you outlaw?
8. President Saparmurat Niyazov likes to write poems and read them to his citizens on national television. ("Let your cream boil over always, never feel the lack of it.") What self-indulgent purpose will you put your national broadcasting corporation to?
9. President Saparmurat Niyazov has banned young men from growing their hair long or having beards, and he's banned gold teeth. What aspects of fashion, grooming or cosmetics will you stamp out (or enforce) in your country?
10. President Saparmurat Niyazov has ordered the construction of a giant ice palace in the middle of the desert. What unfeasible construction project will you order your citizens to undertake?
anw1. In 1999, Saparmurat Niyazov was declared president-for-life of Turkmenistan. Which country would you like to be declared president-for-life of?
2. President Saparmurat Niyazov placed a 40ft gold-plated statue of himself on top of his palace that rotates to follow the sun. What will the statue on top of your palace look like, and what will it do?
3. When President Saparmurat Niyazov gave up smoking, he banned everyone else from smoking in public as well. Which of your personal foibles will you require your entire population to emulate?
4. President Saparmurat Niyazov expects his citizens to take spiritual guidance from his book of observations. Which book will you expect your citizens to take guidance from?
5. President Saparmurat Niyazov renamed the months of the year, with one named for himself and one for his mother. What will you call the months of the year in your country? (For preference, name one for yourself and one for your mother.)
6. President Saparmurat Niyazov has named many other things after himself as well, including airports, schools, a city, and even an asteroid. Pick three things to name after yourself. One must be a city, and one must be a natural landmark or celestial body that you have absolutely no claim to.
7. President Saparmurat Niyazov has banned opera, ballet and recorded music. What types of music, theatre and entertainment will you outlaw?
8. President Saparmurat Niyazov likes to write poems and read them to his citizens on national television. ("Let your cream boil over always, never feel the lack of it.") What self-indulgent purpose will you put your national broadcasting corporation to?
9. President Saparmurat Niyazov has banned young men from growing their hair long or having beards, and he's banned gold teeth. What aspects of fashion, grooming or cosmetics will you stamp out (or enforce) in your country?
10. President Saparmurat Niyazov has ordered the construction of a giant ice palace in the middle of the desert. What unfeasible construction project will you order your citizens to undertake?
