Title Up To Something 4: No Man Cries For The Dead Parrot
Summary Jack get’s his budget cut, so he starts to work on the autobiography of his life. Meanwhile his team mates remain the Torchwood Petting Zoo (See Real Aliens!) and the Doctor’s Hand needs to go to semi-colon rehab.
Rating PG-13
Pairing Jack/Ianto (but only after the third date and when he stops being a panda)
Genre Crack. So much crack. So, so, so much crack.
Warnings Slightly crazy Jack, Turtles, references to baked goods.
Note I could not have done this without the constant bribes support of flmun who made me an panda!Ianto icon (it’s at the bottom, she is also responsible for the Iando line), gogo_didi who made me another icon which can been seen in the comments of kaimu’s picture of panda ianto and cyber kitty Lisa, and all the people I made cry with other fics. I blame you for the following. This is entirely your fault.
BETA by gogo_didi because it’s partly her fault it even exists. So now it’ll be more her fault. Gooo gogo!