I know, I know, you expect great things from this sexy, tanned pioneer!

 

WELL WAIT NO MORE 

I, bbs, have this: 

www.twitter.com/lestat_lebrat

Am I a world leader, or WHAT? (The answer is 'yes') :-D 

Come, come, come and talk to me! Tell me about when you got up, or what you had for lunch, you sexy things.

I feel like telling all answering questions again.

Start this way: Dear Eleni and we can be internet pen pals.

Ask away! Anything goes! I will be happy to answer no matter what!

L@@K!!!!!11112223 Petronia had a bb! S/he must be liek that other man who had a bb! RoXors!

Whut should we name him?!?!?!?!?!

~*Tarquin Blackwood*~

EVERYONE IS BEING SO MEAN TO ME. Decide:

Poll #1224551 My Hair
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Do you like my blond hair?

What is your favourite Charles Dickens novel?

Hello, childrenbiscuits. Do you know who I am? You think I am sexy, oui? You would like me to come into your bedroom, and wake you from your sleep, with my book beside you and a velvet ribbon marking your place. I would wake you and take you in my arms, and you will say, "Oh, Louis, I knew you would come," and then we will sit and read Hard Times together.

Go on. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good.

'Stat took me to a really X00L Democratic rally cuz he sed Armsy wouldn't go near the place. LULZ! And that teh liberals are liek... I totally forget what he sed. >:-/

And 'Stat's always right, rite? Rite.

Anyway there were these two people a guy and a girl who both want to be El Presidente but they keep fighting and 'Stat was like "YEAH, BABY YEAH!" So I was liek why don't we just get Petronia to run then both POV's are in one body and she.. he... she/he has been liberal since Pompeii so...

I mean Petronia can set up a mean State Dinner and liek crush the enemies heads at the same time. It's rilly cool. Rilly.

Then 'Stat showed me his ass. I dunt know if that means Y or N. Y/N?

PETRONIA FOR PRESIDENT!

She lieks magenta!!!!!111122

Now we just need a Vice President... But who? ??

I note from my Netscape browsing that this site is totes asking us all to post interesting stuff and tonight's one is all:

Writer's Block: What quality in your closest friend are you most envious of and why?

Now, as yours truly never has writer's block (and I know how my Dora-plungin' escapades excited you all), I got to thinking: I don't envy one damned thing. Going on the presumption that Dave is probably my best friend, I don't envy his doddering ways or his British taxes. I kinda wish people thought I had smarts like him, but you know what, right? Has Dave ever drank Christ's blood? (Don't give me the whole wine in the church thing, I'm talking the real deal, pals!!1)

I guess the answer would be: NO.

And if we are then totally scientific and reckon in the teachings of my old professeur at the monastery, Jesus is totally God! Jesus wanted me, therefore Our Lord and Creator wants to do me!

Can you think of anything more awesome in a guy? Because if you're gonna say a Ferrari in the garage, I'm way ahead of yer, babycakes.

Well I haven't been in for a while because you was all mean, but I like to invite you all to my wedding to Haldir of the golden wood. There be cake.

Let's all light a sacred fire in honour of Brighid, our benign goddess to whom we dedicate this special celebration.

And hello to you folks, by the way.