Whoo! Hello all. it has been such a long while since I have posted fic. This is partially due to the fact that I am currently very much mired in my final year of college and have precious little time to spare. As such, this fic was actually written over a period of several months, little bit by little bit. Whilst it was intended to be a oneshot, it ballooned into a monster and grew too stupidly long to post in full. So, here's the first half of it, all editted and proofread. I'll post the second half once that has been thoroughly looked over.
This fic was born of three things:
1. It's usually Todd who’s attracted to Kurt in the fanstuffs for this pairing, so I wanted to try it the other way round.
2. Bonnie recently got a new couch and had to move the old one out. I thought it made for a good plot device.
3. . . . And a quote directly from her own mouth, whilst shopping with me at Target not so long ago. Hint; That same quote is also the title of this fic ;P
"Do Me In The Beanbag Aisle"Rating: R
Genre: Humour/Romance
Warnings: Slash (surprise, surprise), smoking, a bit of swearing, strife, eventual sex. Also, it is worth mentioning that this is a story with ADD. It was meant to be a one-off affair, but I just kept adding to it bit by bit over the past few months when I needed a gulp of fresh air away from work. So it ended up meandering all over the place and sort of exploding. So yes, randmoness warning. You have been warned.
Additional pairings; Mentionings of Todd/Wanda, Kurt/Amanda, and Lance/Kitty. Also, there is a surprise crack pairing, which I shan’t reveal here. It is hetero however, so if that offends, you may wish to book it (har har).
Disclaimer: None of these characters (except perhaps Katie, and even she is heavily based on an actual character from elsewhere) belong to me and no profit is being made off of this fic. Also, all characters are of age and legal consent and such. Legal legal, arse cover arse cover.
P.S. Just for fun, there's a thinly veiled rock pun for Lance in here. To the first one who spots it, I’ll give you a free picture ^_^And now, at long last, onward ho!
( There were few things of which Lance was certain, especially in such a changing, fickle time as the one in which he lived. )