BadCat: Fabulous-er Than Thou ([info]badcat42077) wrote in [info]tmi_chix,
@ 2008-07-25 19:30:00
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Current mood: amused

5 for 5!
This has been an epic week of pooing at work. And every day was different.

Monday - pretty sure I pooped a hammer
Tuesday - felt like a handful of unshelled walnuts
Wednesday - regular poo, but I farted a short symphony while I was about it
Thursday - asphalt poo; hot, sticky, smelly, gravelly
Friday - look, Ma! I'm a rabbit! *plinkplinkplinkplinkplinkplinkplinkplinkplink*

It was awesome, and all on company time.


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[info]mercystars
2008-07-26 12:52 am UTC (link)
This post for the win!

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[info]badcat42077
2008-07-26 02:36 am UTC (link)
Why thank you!

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[info]lehanra
2008-07-26 01:36 am UTC (link)
This post nearly killed me.

I hope you are happy now.

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[info]badcat42077
2008-07-26 02:37 am UTC (link)
I am very pleased you survived. :)

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[info]fiddlechick
2008-07-26 02:36 am UTC (link)
Ooh I love crapping on company time!

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[info]badcat42077
2008-07-26 02:37 am UTC (link)
It's very much the best.

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[info]fiddlechick
2008-07-26 02:40 am UTC (link)
Is Monday an Anchorman reference?

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[info]badcat42077
2008-07-26 02:44 am UTC (link)
Totally. 'net cookies to you for getting it!









PS - I love lamp.

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[info]fiddlechick
2008-07-26 02:49 am UTC (link)
Sweet.

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[info]gun__electric
2008-07-26 08:16 am UTC (link)
do you really love lamp, or are you just saying that because you saw it ?

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[info]badcat42077
2008-07-26 12:00 pm UTC (link)
I really love lamp.

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[info]prettyandhigh
2008-07-26 02:47 pm UTC (link)
I'm just waiting for you to poop a live squirrel on Monday.

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[info]badcat42077
2008-07-26 05:09 pm UTC (link)
If that happens, [info]tmi_chix will be the first to know.

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[info]badcat42077
2008-08-02 12:25 am UTC (link)
No live squirrel. The poo was remarkably uninteresting all week. :(

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[info]lady_sesstra
2008-07-26 03:03 am UTC (link)
Haha, pooping at work FTW! Except I'm always worried that someone will walk in while I'm in mid-fart. I work in a very small office, so it's not hard to figure out who's in the stall next to you.

Also, I totally pooped at work today. It was really difficult for some reason, but when I finally got that last little bit to pop out I felt relief like I've never known.

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[info]badcat42077
2008-07-26 03:40 am UTC (link)
My work takes up a security-locked floor of a building, so our bathroom is only accessible to us. After 6-ish years, I've given up caring. :-D

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