Weirdness Magnet ([info]weirdnessmagnet) wrote in [info]titans_together,
@ 2004-06-08 18:37:00
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Fic: "Night Watch"
Night Watch

by Weirdness Magnet
June 8, 2004

Summary: Tim watches Kon sleep and gets caught. Sort of.

Disclaimers: They belong to DC. I borrow them and break them, then super-glue them back together and hope DC doesn't notice.

Rating: NC-17

Spoilers: None.

Acknowledgements: To [info]thete1, for making me write porn even when I don't want to. For [info]sparklebutch for missing me while I was away.

Edited: Special props to [info]sinquepida for catching the West Wing shout-out.



**

Tim finds ways to rationalize the staring.

At first, it was to analyze the way Kon moves in a fight. He catalogued every punch, every quick takeoff and every showy use of strength. It made predicting Kon's actions easier, made planning strategy simpler.

After a while, he wasn't studying Kon. He was just *looking*. So he invented other reasons. It wasn't difficult.

These days, he's looking for glimpses of Luthor in the way Kon tips his head or the slow, agonized way he buttons up the flannel shirt over the logoed t-shirt on Sundays before they all go their separate ways.

There *are* hints of Luthor in Kon. There's a glint in his eyes, usually right before the heat vision goes off unexpectedly. Tim has gotten good at spotting that look and dodging.

He hasn't thought of a good excuse for watching Kon sleep. Yet.

So far, he hasn't needed one, because the rest of the Titans are painfully day-people. By one or two in the morning, he's the only one left skulking around in the Tower and there's no one awake to make excuses to.

He stays in the shadows anyway.

When asleep, Kon takes up the entire bed. He sprawls expansively, one arm flung over his head and a leg sticking out of the sheet. His bare chest is pale in the moonlight, rising and falling in the regular breath of sleep. On the coldest nights, Kon sleeps in boxers and socks. It's not cold tonight, so he's only wearing boxers. Green ones.

Tim can't stop looking at Kon's chest.

It's not as impressive as Superman's, and not as hard or scarred as Bruce's or Dick's. But it is broad and smooth and the skin looks soft from here, and he reaches out from across the room and thinks about what it would be like to find out.

He lowers his hand.

He shouldn't be in here. There isn't a good reason for him to be in here unless he counts the truth, and that isn't a *good* reason.

He considers gliding back downstairs to do another perimeter check when Kon makes a small sound. Tim listens to the sheet rustle as Kon shifts in his sleep and kicks the sheet off all the way.

The low boxers show off the sharp jut of Kon's hip. Tim swallows.

He doesn't make a sound when he crosses the room. He stands over Kon and can't help thinking that it's *dangerous* that he can sneak up on Kon this easily. There are a lot of ways Tim could hurt him before Kon would wake up enough to fight back. He makes a mental note to review the Tower's security protocols.

He wonders what it would take to wake Kon up. Tim is *looming* now, actively trying to make his presence felt, but Kon's just snoring lightly and apparently oblivious to the brightly-colored, heavily-armed vigilante hovering over him.

The gauntlet doesn't make a sound when he pulls it off. Tim tucks it in his belt and carefully, slowly, rests his hand on Kon's chest.

The skin is softer than he imagined, and the heartbeat pounds a strong, reassuring rhythm. He lets his thumb gently caress the sternum. Kon doesn't move.

Tim watches his hand ride the steady rise and fall of Kon's chest. Kon's face looks smooth and calm in the dim light, and remarkably young. Tim examines his features, looking for hints of his parentage.

Sometimes, when Tim looks at his teammates, he catches a glimpse of what they'll look like when they're older. Although Kon will never age, Tim can see hints of the man he might have become. Kon looks *enough* like Clark that no one really asks about the other half of his DNA sequence, but Tim knows what to look for. He has Superman's eyes, but thankfully not his chin. That's definitely Luthor's jaw line.

It's mildly distressing.

Kon's physique is definitely Superman's, but Tim estimates from the length of his femur that Kon wouldn't have been quite as tall. Still, Kon is all broad shoulders and hard muscle and Tim doesn't realize he's tracing the curve of Kon's collarbone until Kon makes a "mmph" sound and turns into the touch. Tim freezes for several moments until Kon's breathing is even again.

Tim holds his hand still, feeling the warmth. Kon's skin tone is identical to Superman's, as is his body's tendency to radiate heat. Tim imagines that a San Francisco summer will be mostly unbearable for Kon, perhaps leading to frequent swimming, cutoff shorts, and water balloon fights with Bart. He makes a mental note to refit a slingshot, just in case.

He's seen Kon *launch* from the pool, wet trunks leaving nothing to the imagination and Tim is glad on those occasions that his cape covers everything. Other Robins have been less fortunate.

There's not much left to Tim's imagination *now*. The boxers are loose but the outline of Kon's cock is still visible, and Tim watches the fabric twitch when he gently scrapes his thumbnail over Kon's nipple. He draws sharp circles and Kon's cock jumps each time, and Tim watches it swell beneath the thin fabric.

He's almost fully erect by the time Tim swipes his tongue across the tiny bud. Kon moans softy but doesn't stir beyond that. Tim licks a stripe across Kon's chest, tasting salt and skin and fights to swallow the moan. He gently bites Kon's nipple instead, and this time Kon *does* moan. Tim feels the hand clumsily brushing at his head.

"Wha--?"

Tim pulls off instantly and holds absolutely still. His mind flits to the vial of knockout gas in his belt.

"Tim?" Kon's eyes are only half-open, and Tim can see that he's nowhere close to awake. He's witnessed Kon get up, make coffee, eat and go back to bed and be nearly asleep the entire time. He wonders which side of the family Kon gets that skill from.

Tim stays still. He should leave, but if he moves Kon might stop him and then there would be questions. Better to stay here and silent and wait for Kon to fall asleep again.

He tries to straighten up a little, because he's still dangerously close to Kon's chest, but when he does Kon gets his fingers tangled in Tim's hair.

"Tim," Kon murmurs.

Tim notes that Kon's mouth is much softer than it looks. Kon's kisses are drowsy fumblings, but when he nips at Tim's lip he can't bite back the moan fast enough.

Kon makes a sleepy, pleased sound and pulls Tim in tighter. He's not really *awake*, Tim knows, but Kon manages to roll them over until Tim is on his back on the bed. Kon is half on him, a leg thrown over his and nuzzling Tim's neck. The warm breath tickles his ear and makes his cock twitch painfully inside the armored jock.

Kon rolls his hips against Tim's thigh. His erection slides smoothly along Tim's tights, and he can feel the heat of his skin even through the protective fabric.

"Hard," Kon slurs. His hand drags down the front of Tim's chest armor.

"Kon," Tim whispers, but then Kon has his hand down his tights and swallows Tim's moans with another kiss.

Kon doesn't have calluses, but he has *strong* hands that give his cock short, hard strokes that are going to make him come. Tim pushes on Kon's shoulders, and he should be able to move him off until he realizes that he can't sit up or move his legs. Kon's using his TK. Tim wonders if he's even aware he's doing it.

It's irrelevant, because all Tim can do is lie there and let Kon jerk him off. The realization makes him groan into Kon's mouth.

Kon is moaning too, and rubbing his cock steadily against Tim's thigh. The hand around him gets tighter, pumping faster, and Tim digs his fingers into Kon's shoulders. He wants to buck, wants to *move* into it, but his hips are pinned to the bed. He can't do anything except moan and bury his face into Kon's neck when he comes.

Kon purrs and strokes him through it. He nuzzles Tim's face before letting go of Tim's cock and shoving his sticky hand into his own boxers. Tim watches him jerk himself fast and hard before collapsing bonelessly next to him.

Tim stares at the ceiling until he hears Kon snoring in his ear.

It's a slow effort to slide out from under Kon without rousing him. He finally disentangles himself and fixes his clothes. He pulls out a wet wipe from his utility belt and gently wipes Kon's sticky hand clean. Tucks the used tissue into an empty pouch on his belt for disposal later.

He draws the sheet up over Kon before padding silently out of his room.

**

Tim is scanning through the morning news reports when a breakfast bar lands in his lap.

Kon peels the wrapper off his own bar as he leans against the console. "Anything interesting happening in the world?"

"Fox News reported that it's National Sewing Month and that Gwyneth Paltrow is back down to her pre-baby weight."

"Ah, the joys of a slow news cycle."

"Maybe not," Tim scrolls down the screen. "There's a report of an oil refinery fire in Kasnia. The League's already on it, though."

Kon reads over Tim's shoulder. "Is it that serious?"

"When you consider that there aren't any oil refineries in Kasnia, yes."

Tim doesn't have to look at Kon's face to hear him processing that. "So it's actually a... "

"A nuclear missile silo. Somebody did a bad job of stealing a warhead."

"Shit."

Tim's mouth quirks sardonically. "The League's got it covered. They'll call us if they want backup." He finishes compiling the reports Oracle sent and makes a note to read the e-mail from Dick later. He unwraps the cereal bar and calls up the wire reports.

"Were you in my room last night?"

Tim chews purposefully and pretends to be engrossed in an article about the latest rumblings from the FTC about raising interest rates. "Hm?"

"It's a simple question. Were you in my room last night?"

Tim does stoic well. "Yes."

"You--oh." Kon blinks and Tim watches him trying desperately to think.

"I heard a noise," he says evenly. It's technically true, even if the noises he heard were the ones *he* was making. "Sorry if I woke you."

He turns back to the screen so he doesn't have to watch Kon process that bit of information. Tim notices a wire report regarding the upcoming G-8 summit and calls up the full details.

"Uh, sure. No problem. Thanks for checking it out." Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Kon straighten. "Practice session in half an hour."

"Okay." He feels Kon move towards the exit, but he doesn't leave the room entirely.

"I'll leave the door open."

"What?" Tim forces his hands to move steadily across the keyboard.

"In case you ever... hear noises. You can investigate if you want and you're not... you wouldn't be disturbing me or anything."

Tim fights the urge to ball his hands into fists. "I'll keep that in mind."

"Practice in thirty."

"I'll be there."

He feels Kon leave the room this time, and goes back to typing.


~end



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[info]minim_calibre
2004-06-08 04:03 pm UTC (link)
Mrmph! Flail!

NICE!

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-08 06:40 pm UTC (link)
Thank you! :D

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[info]marag
2004-06-08 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh oh oh! Poor repressed Tim! ::pets Tim:: This was simultaneously hot and sad, but I suspect Kon won't let him get away with this for too long. Kon's much smarter than people think :)

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-08 06:42 pm UTC (link)
*helps you pet Tim*

By the end, Kon's not letting him get away with it so much as giving permission. Which might break Tim's little brain. :D

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[info]marag
2004-06-08 07:07 pm UTC (link)
Heh. And we all know that breaking Tim's brain is a *good* thing. For the readers at least :)

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-08 07:11 pm UTC (link)
*hands Tim shattered fragments of his brain*

"You weren't using this, were you sweetie?"

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Yes.
[info]buggery
2004-06-08 04:05 pm UTC (link)
YES.

Oh my fucking YES YES YESSSS.

(And the watching and the wet wipe and Kon asking the morning after and Tim misleading-without-lying and SO MUCH YES.)

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Re: Yes.
[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-08 06:42 pm UTC (link)
You're awfully cute when you're bordering on incoherent.

*smoooooch*

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[info]basingstoke
2004-06-08 04:38 pm UTC (link)
Aww, Tim! And yay Kon for not being fooled.

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-08 06:44 pm UTC (link)
Use those Luthor genes, Kon! Don't let the emotionally repressed boy fool you!

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[info]thete1
2004-06-08 05:04 pm UTC (link)
GOD I love this. I know *you* don't, but... rrrr. Yesss. Yes. Also yes.

*smooches you*

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-08 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Hee! *smooches you back*

But see, now that this is posted I can concentrate on the Yummy 3some of Justice.

*goes back to writing*

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[info]sageness
2004-06-08 05:09 pm UTC (link)
OMG Tim is such a *freak*! And Kon is just...I'm so in love with the fact that 1. Kon *knows*, and 2. Kon feeds Tim a morning-after breakfast. It's just so unutterably sweet. And he lets Tim *be* the massive freak that he is. Even though next time, he's so totally going to be awake for it. :P

God, I love these boys. This was so much fun to read. *g*

A canon question -- we know that Kon hasn't aged visibly in the four years that he's been out of the vat, but has it been established that he'll *never* age? If so, could you point me toward the relevant issues? Thanks! :)

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-08 06:53 pm UTC (link)
God, I love these boys. This was so much fun to read. *g*

Thanks! *beam*

A canon question -- we know that Kon hasn't aged visibly in the four years that he's been out of the vat, but has it been established that he'll *never* age? If so, could you point me toward the relevant issues? Thanks! :)

In the Young Justice trade paperback "A League of Their Own", Kon comments that he'll never age. That may have changed after he lost and regained his powers in subsequent storylines, but the websites I've read indicate that he won't age. So I based the story on that.

If anyone has info on this, please send the facts and any issue info on it. I'd like to know too! :D

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[info]sageness
2004-06-08 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Yay! Thank you! That's especially cool because it's actually in my stack of stuff to read!

(I'm working on the 3rd part of the Batman/Superman/Lex plus babies fic, so I'm hunting down everything I can find on Kon's clone-tech.)

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-09 05:31 am UTC (link)
Yay! Thank you! That's especially cool because it's actually in my stack of stuff to read!

Yay! That one is really fun. I still have to get Sins of Youth and squee like everyone else who's read it.

(I'm working on the 3rd part of the Batman/Superman/Lex plus babies fic, so I'm hunting down everything I can find on Kon's clone-tech.)

You've probably been here, but I referenced http://www.titanstower.com when trying to figure out about Kon's aging thing. And so far no one has contacted me indicating canon that he *can* age, but I'll let you know if I hear anything.


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[info]errantimpulses
2004-06-09 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Hmmm. I think after Sins of Youth, he was able to age. I think that was why he had that scruffy little goatee for a while. But I'm not quite sure on that, either.

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[info]saone77
2004-06-08 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Very hot. Very nice. *g*

There are a lot of ways Tim could hurt him before Kon would wake up enough to fight back. He makes a mental note to review the Tower's security protocols.

Love how even when he's being all pervy he's still so Battish.

but Kon's just snoring lightly and apparently oblivious to the brightly-colored, heavily-armed vigilante hovering over him.

Hee! Tim looming ineffectually while Kon snores! Love that visual/

And, then the sex, and the GUH, and, yes... verrry nice. *g*

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-08 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Love how even when he's being all pervy he's still so Battish.

He's especially pervy when he's Battish. It's why we *luv* him. :D


Hee! Tim looming ineffectually while Kon snores! Love that visual

*giggle* Me too. Makes me wonder if Batman ever did that to Supes on the Watchtower....

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[info]mizzmarvel
2004-06-08 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Ahhhh, that made my day, thank you. But poor, in-the-shadows Robin. He seems so lonely. And very, very adorable, which more than makes up for the lonely part.

He makes a mental note to review the Tower's security protocols
Only Tim (well, and Bruce) would make this kind of mental note while gazing at a sexy, half-naked sleeping person.

Kon's kisses are drowsy fumblings
The fact that Kon's half-asleep at least during the whole encounter makes this even hotter, in an incubus sort of way.

Tucks the used tissue into an empty pouch on his belt for disposal later
Yeah right. I'm thinking more like, for a souvenir ;)

He draws the sheet up over Kon before padding silently out of his room
This is the only line I have a problem with, because I associate 'padding' with being barefoot.

All in all, terrific.

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-08 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Yeah right. I'm thinking more like, for a souvenir ;)

*bee hee heeeee*

Only Tim (well, and Bruce) would make this kind of mental note while gazing at a sexy, half-naked sleeping person.

That *is* why we love the Bats...

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[info]fantasylover101
2004-06-08 05:46 pm UTC (link)
This was hot, sweet, and sad at the same time. I'm sure Kon knows what happened which makes the feeding Tim breakfast thing kind of sweet. This is a excellent fic to have a sequel for ;hint, hint; Tim rationalyzing for the watching is just so like him. Just one thing, I thought Kon could age now? Unless I'm wrong, which is possible because I missed a few issues here and there. The town my college is in has like zero comic stores.

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-08 06:57 pm UTC (link)
This is a excellent fic to have a sequel for ;hint, hint;

*adds to list of bunnies*

If you've got any suggestions/requests for it, please send them my way. I do take requests. :D

Just one thing, I thought Kon could age now?

I mentioned to [info]sageness (see above), in the Young Justice trade paperback "A League of Their Own", Kon comments that he'll never age. That may have changed after he lost and regained his powers in subsequent storylines, but the websites I've read indicate that he won't age. So I based the story on that. I haven't read much YJ or Superboy, so it's entirely possible that circumstances have changed. If you've got any info on it, please do tell!

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Guh
[info]astrea9562
2004-06-08 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Hot, sweet and so, so screwed up. I adored it.

;)

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Re: Guh
[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-08 07:12 pm UTC (link)
*happy wriggle*

Thank you!

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[info]metron_ariston
2004-06-08 08:11 pm UTC (link)
Dawww.... Sneaky and freaky and morally suspect Timmy.

I'm beginning to be convinced nothing can make me stop finding Tim/Kon my ultimate trueluv4evah! OTP. I keep thinking that Tim taking advantage of a Kon who he thought was dreaming (despite the TTK *g*) /should/ make me twitchy, but instead I'm all warm-fuzzyfied. Because they are so in love in every incarnation. *sighs and loves them so so so*

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-09 05:33 am UTC (link)
Dawww.... Sneaky and freaky and morally suspect Timmy.

That's our boy! :D

I'm beginning to be convinced nothing can make me stop finding Tim/Kon my ultimate trueluv4evah! OTP.

I didn't believe OTPs were really possible, and then I met Tim and Kon. *wibblesigh*

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You're back!
[info]the_ped
2004-06-08 08:24 pm UTC (link)
First off.. welcome back lovely, lovely purveyor of FAbulous Tim/Kon Porn. I hope your time away from your computer and the wacky, zany, utterly obsessive, fen you are connected through it was productive in some manner, even if it was merely financially, so you can buy more comics!

But this? Was HOT. I am even now fighting down my SQUEEs!, because the family is downstairs, as in ALL of them. It's like a convention right now. All we'd need is the sister and her husband to make the collection complete. Heh.

I think what struck me most about this was the WAY Tim had to justify his watching Kon in his mind. Rather than go with the teenage excuse of: Well, it's just... he's hot. I think I have a boycrush on him. (Yes, actually had a male friend of mine say this once back in high school.) He goes into a totally Bat-ish excuse. Tim, you're a freak. Accept that your friends accept this, and move along.

Kon feeding him the next morning? So. Hot. And the Luthorish hints, and permission to enter the room? I give Kon a purple, glittery, "Well Done!" sticker.

Now, my only question would be... is Tim going to try and be more or less covert in his observing of Kon while he sleeps?

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Re: You're back!
[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-09 05:38 am UTC (link)
First off.. welcome back lovely, lovely purveyor of FAbulous Tim/Kon Porn.

*waves* Hi! Good to be home! It *was* good time away, and I'll post about it my LJ hopefully today.

But this? Was HOT. I am even now fighting down my SQUEEs!

Don't fight it. Squee for me, baby. ;)

I think what struck me most about this was the WAY Tim had to justify his watching Kon in his mind. Rather than go with the teenage excuse of: Well, it's just... he's hot. I think I have a boycrush on him.

I think there's a clause in the Batfamily charter about it: "Though shalt repress and deny all romatinc notions towards anyone. Thou shalt clench thy jaw and fight crime instead, and remain grimly silent if queried about thy feelings."

He goes into a totally Bat-ish excuse. Tim, you're a freak. Accept that your friends accept this, and move along.

Yes, really. Admit it Tim, so we can write more porn about you.

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[info]jamjar
2004-06-08 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Kon looks *enough* like Clark that no one really asks about the other half of his DNA sequence, but Tim knows what to look for. He has Superman's eyes, but thankfully not his chin. That's definitely Luthor's jaw line.

I've been loving the Titans' artists lately, for showing this so well.

This feedback wil mostly contain me quoting you, then going "oooh" and "eeeh". Sorry about that.

When asleep, Kon takes up the entire bed. He sprawls expansively, one arm flung over his head and a leg sticking out of the sheet. His bare chest is pale in the moonlight, rising and falling in the regular breath of sleep. On the coldest nights, Kon sleeps in boxers and socks. It's not cold tonight, so he's only wearing boxers. Green ones.

Tim can't stop looking at Kon's chest.


I love this, partly because it's such a nice image of Kon and partly because it's a very Tim voice. Noting the details and storing them away and comparng them to his knowledge base, and being the anal little freak we love so much, and then the way the next sentence just shows his lack of control- even while being controlling, and just, yeah. It really, really works.

The low boxers show off the sharp jut of Kon's hip. Tim swallows.

Eeeee! Pretty, pretty, pretty. Although when I quote it out of context, my inner twelve-year old boy starts sniggering, "yeah, bet he does".

He doesn't make a sound when he crosses the room. He stands over Kon and can't help thinking that it's *dangerous* that he can sneak up on Kon this easily. There are a lot of ways Tim could hurt him before Kon would wake up enough to fight back. He makes a mental note to review the Tower's security protocols.

Aw, bless. Protective little paranoid obsessive stalker woobie.

Kon's physique is definitely Superman's, but Tim estimates from the length of his femur that Kon wouldn't have been quite as tall. Still, Kon is all broad shoulders and hard muscle and Tim doesn't realize he's tracing the curve of Kon's collarbone until Kon makes a "mmph" sound and turns into the touch.

I just like the way Tim's mind is being analytical, calculating, letting that distract him while his hand -his body- starts moving. It's a mind/body conspiracy "You keep him dsitracted with femural length calulations, while I startstroking, and then you'll get lots of fantasy matireal later. Deal?"

perhaps leading to frequent swimming, cutoff shorts, and water balloon fights with Bart. He makes a mental note to refit a slingshot, just in case.

That's Tim. Ultra-prepared, even for spontaneous fun.

Although, Kon swimming, in cut-offs, wet... Tim might want to think about getting some kind of cooling system installed in his tights, or his going to spend a lot of time cloaked.

He's seen Kon *launch* from the pool, wet trunks leaving nothing to the imagination

A moment I think we're all grateful for.

Tim pulls off instantly and holds absolutely still. His mind flits to the vial of knockout gas in his belt.

Not an overeaction at all. I think we've all times in our lives when reaching for knockout gass (or the kill everybody switch- you ever see that Bob, The Angry Flower strip?) to save ourselves from near fatal embarrassment.

t's irrelevant, because all Tim can do is lie there and let Kon jerk him off.

Jammy, jammy bastard. But it's a good way to work on those control issues, hey?

"You--oh." Kon blinks and Tim watches him trying desperately to think.

"I heard a noise," he says evenly. It's technically true, even if the noises he heard were the ones *he* was making. "Sorry if I woke you."


I blame the "I lie to Batman" panal. It's given me a lying Tim fetish.

"In case you ever... hear noises. You can investigate if you want and you're not... you wouldn't be disturbing me or anything."

All the Batfamily, except for Batman should be sleeping with Kon. Or making out or just sleeping or just mutual masturbation or something. Because, well... Pretty!

But not Batman.

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[info]mizzmarvel
2004-06-08 09:48 pm UTC (link)
I blame the "I lie to Batman" panal. It's given me a lying Tim fetish.

I have the same problem. Tim's already awesome, but he earned about ten cool points just with that line.

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-09 05:48 am UTC (link)
This feedback wil mostly contain me quoting you, then going "oooh" and "eeeh". Sorry about that.

*laughs* I am *so* upset about it. Really. :D

I love this, partly because it's such a nice image of Kon and partly because it's a very Tim voice. Noting the details and storing them away and comparng them to his knowledge base, and being the anal little freak we love so much, and then the way the next sentence just shows his lack of control- even while being controlling, and just, yeah. It really, really works.

I'm glad. He *would* analyze Kon to death even while he was trying to think of a good reason to fuck him silly.

Eeeee! Pretty, pretty, pretty. Although when I quote it out of context, my inner twelve-year old boy starts sniggering, "yeah, bet he does".

Mine too. I left the line in anyway. My inner twelve-year-old has a lot more to do with my porn than I like to admit.

That's Tim. Ultra-prepared, even for spontaneous fun.

His other motto is "Peace through superior firepower." At least, I imagine that's his attitude about water-balloon fights.

Not an overeaction at all. I think we've all times in our lives when reaching for knockout gass (or the kill everybody switch- you ever see that Bob, The Angry Flower strip?) to save ourselves from near fatal embarrassment.

What I would have done for a tactical nuke strike during certain parts of junior high...

I blame the "I lie to Batman" panal. It's given me a lying Tim fetish.

Oh, what that line has done to us *all*...

All the Batfamily, except for Batman should be sleeping with Kon. Or making out or just sleeping or just mutual masturbation or something. Because, well... Pretty!

Pretty and hot and mmph! Everyone should sleep with Kon. Ooo, plotbunny. *writes notes about team snuggle in Kon's bed*









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sleepies.....
[info]evil_overlord
2004-06-09 02:00 am UTC (link)
Ya know, I was half-expecting Kon to be faking being asleep, just to see what Tim would do...*VEG*

And when Kon gave him breakfast, and all but tells Tim to come back whenever he wants to....*so* cute. LOL

Very, very nice little story....^_^

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Re: sleepies.....
[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-09 05:49 am UTC (link)
*beam*

Thank you! :D

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Eeeeee.
[info]unobtrusivegirl
2004-06-11 01:13 am UTC (link)
This is the ultimate Batporn scenario. I mean, lurking in shadows, ignoring any and all social niceties to get the job done - this is just. so. Batish.

And also, Hot.

And. The icon. Please, tell me where you found that.

DCU. Truly, undeniably, the Delicious Crack Universe. *snerk*

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Re: Eeeeee.
[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-11 04:40 am UTC (link)
Glad you liked the story!

As for the icon... oh, drat. I can't remember. From an issue of Batman I think, where Tim was watching Batman use a new analyzer to examine something, so he sticks it in the new "triple x" machine. *Tim's brain* goes to the porn possibilities first. *bwee*

The original can be found here. A drabble to the person who remembers this issue!

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You make me incoherent
(Anonymous)
2004-06-09 06:31 am UTC (link)
I don't normally leave feedback for people because I'm such a lurker, but... This? Hot. So, so hot.
And because I'm a geek who couldn't let it go, I checked by *Ultimate Guide to Superman* book, and Kon can age now. The treatment for his cellular degeneration during the clone plague temporarily stopped him from aging, but the effects have worn off now. And all I can think is, "How hot is this kid going to be when he grows up?" Heh.

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Re: You make me incoherent
[info]sageness
2004-06-09 07:51 am UTC (link)
Yay! Thanks for checking!

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Re: You make me incoherent
[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-09 02:01 pm UTC (link)
I don't normally leave feedback for people because I'm such a lurker, but... This? Hot. So, so hot.

Yay! I got you delurking! *happy wiggle*

Thanks so much for the info! That's great! Do you have any idea what the issues or titles are in which they revealed that he could age again? The Ultimate Guide books don't always say, but I figured I'd ask. Thanks for checking on it!

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Re: You make me incoherent
(Anonymous)
2004-06-21 06:02 am UTC (link)
Sorry, but I can't find in which issue/title they said Superboy ages again. But I would be interested in finding out if anyone else knows. Anybody?

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[info]aelita
2004-06-09 06:39 am UTC (link)
Oh, Tim, you lovely, freaky, stalkerish liar. *pets* You'll need a refresher in Repress and Deny course soon, if you're not careful. Seems Kon's pretty is slipping past your defenses. *g*

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-09 02:04 pm UTC (link)
You'll need a refresher in Repress and Deny course soon, if you're not careful. Seems Kon's pretty is slipping past your defenses.

Kon *does* that, the sneak. Tim will have to spend a lot more time practicing being grim and determined if he's going to convince anyone that Kon hasn't gotten to him.

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[info]huzzlewhat
2004-06-09 02:06 pm UTC (link)
Latecomer, so everyone's already said what I want to. This is wonderful, and sweet, and strangely sad... Tim's so wonderful like this -- he's so adult and severe and focused, and yet that makes him all the more childlike, if that makes any sense at all, because it's quite sad that he's somehow... stranded in premature adulthood. I can't quite put it into words, but when fic writers get it on the page, I can see it. And this was just great.

Kon is such a sweetie. With the breakfast, and all. Just made me grin at how cute he is. Yep. Tim/Kon. OTP. Definitely.

BTW, I love that icon. That lyric always makes me think of the Batfamily.





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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-09 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Latecomer, so everyone's already said what I want to.

Better late than never! I love fb ALL the time.

it's quite sad that he's somehow... stranded in premature adulthood.

He's always been so independent but at the same time robbed of his childhood. And if you asked him, he'd say that he voluntarily gave up being a kid for a Higher Purpose, but.

BTW, I love that icon. That lyric always makes me think of the Batfamily.

Thanks! When I heard it, I just *had* to iconify it. Love their lyrics.

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[info]euryleias
2004-06-09 04:06 pm UTC (link)
Wow! Thanks for sharing.

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-09 06:50 pm UTC (link)
You're welcome! Thanks for reading and commenting!

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[info]wildreality
2004-06-12 09:46 pm UTC (link)
They are so wonderful, and such freaks! <3 This would lend itself very well to a sequel, nudge nudge >.>

(just as an aside, a San Francisco summer is pretty cold. I mean, there might be a couple days in August where it gets into the 80s, but generally it's in the 60s and windy. Not that that would prevent Bart and Kon from having water balloon fights, now that I think about it...)

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[info]weirdnessmagnet
2004-06-13 02:51 pm UTC (link)
This would lend itself very well to a sequel, nudge nudge

*laughs* Working on it. :D

just as an aside, a San Francisco summer is pretty cold.

Good to know! I don't usually let petty things like the truth get in the way of good fic, this piece especially (I got some canon wrong too). But I thank you for the facts and will incorporate them into future works. Hope you liked the story otherwise!

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