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Chatlogs of timecock action from snowgrouse and sam42 and 45eugenia. Fictional characters and icky RPS, mostly revolving around Doctor/Master and Tennant/Simm and associated shows/movies. Yeah.


RULES:
1. We (as in snowgrouse, sam42 and 45eugenia) do crack. We inflict it upon you. Sadly.

2. Comments are a MUST. Don't be a lurker. Suggestions, pervy ideas, discussion, commentporn... go ahead. Would be great to know someone actually reads this crap. Bonus points for filth/reporting the amount of wanks and orgasms achieved. Just... *please* comment if you read a story--don't be shy! ETA: We are getting pretty sick of only a few people commenting, only the regulars, and never hearing a peep out of you lurkers. We *will* kick the lurkers out. There's no point in going through all the trouble of ripping and editing insanely huge chatlogs and posting and tagging them here, if only a few of you bother to actually read them. So if you are a lurker, you probably don't belong here. Even a simple "Yay!" or "Oh, nice" will do as a comment. Nothing elaborate is needed, and it'll take you ten seconds or less to type a short comment like that and post it. If you like the story, that is... but it's pointless to hang around if it's not to your taste, anyway.

3. This is not exactly serious fic or anything. And shouldn't be mistaken for such. Typos and shit may happen since it's all chat logs. We indulge, we do crack, we write with our hands down our/each other's pants. We are probably not as horrible/cliched/squeey/seriously think all this shit about the characters or the actors (let alone are serious re: queer politics and PCness/unPCness), despite the chat madness. No, srsly. We will try to label stuff so you lot know what sort of 'verse we're in and whether it's icky RPS or not. Also, if some of the references/jokes are a bit too obscure ("what the fuck is 'mindpissing'?"), there's now a handy timecocktionary available for your perusal.

4. This place is slightly sekrit. Pretty much recommended only if you can cope with crackheaded chatlogs and don't have an objection to RPS or kink. (Or TMI. Duh.) So don't rec it to just anyone, or friend if you have issues with that. Also? We won't accept you if there's bugger-all on your profile or LJ (or if it's not in English). We need to know how old you are to let you in, LJ being rather arsey about that.

We won't accept you if you seem illiterate, type only in lowercase, or just plain thick/clueless on the basis of your journal/fan produce. This may be harsh, but fuckit, our comm and we can be elitist bitches if we want to. We need to know what sort of people we're inviting into our knickers. Some of this stuff is pretty intimate, so we're a bit wary of sharing it with strangers. It's mostly thinly-veiled fangirl wanking over hot actors/characters and images, really.

So, PLEASE read this post CAREFULLY, and do say hello on the comments of the aforementioned post if you want to get added. Failure to post a proper introduction of yourself (i.e. "hi, it's me, gimme porn?" is not enough) and telling us why you want to join, before submitting a membership request will get your membership request rejected.

5. Sam's the nice cop, Grouse is the Gene Hunt. Don't make Sam cry or Gene grab you by the lapels and slam you against some cabinets in a homoerotic, yet manly fashion.

6. There is no rule six.

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WARNING: We tend to go for vaguely kinky stuff. If BDSM squicks you, run away. Here be whipping/spanking, bondage, toys, fucking machines, rimming, slapping, ass-to-mouth, fisting, felching, choking... pretty much anything that isn't toilet stuff. No MPREG either, 'cos it squicks the fuck out of Grouse. So, yeah, you've been warned. Not that most of you will mind, but just in case.

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DISCLAIMER:
This is all a work of fiction, produced by (mostly) harmless raving fangirls. We get absolutely no money from making this, it's just a pastime that makes us happy in our pants. As much as we'd like to, we certainly DO NOT own The Doctor--he's the love-child of Sydney and Verity. Nor do we own the Lord Master--he sprung fully formed from the heads of Robert Holmes, Barry Letts and Uncle Tewwy. So, in other words, the BBC owns Doctor Who and that's that. No copyright infringement intended.

Real Person Slash/Real Person Fiction:
These are just fantasies. We certainly don't think these actors are doing any of this stuff in real life. We do not mean to cause offense, just share our fantasies with each other and with other fans. We do not own these actors, and again, are not making any money from this. We are here just for the porn!

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