| Potterverse Fic -- Poisson d'Avril |
[06 Apr 2008|07:13am] |
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First post here.
Title: Poisson d'Avril Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife Pairing/Characters: Lucius, Narcissa, Severus, Peter, Remus, Lily, Sirius, Bellatrix, Rodolphus, Rabastan and Horace Wordcount: 8411 Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!) Warnings: None, to my mind, but hints of femdom and mild language might offend the more sensitive souls Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling. Summary: Severus gets some unexpected help in turning the tables on Sirius Black Author Notes: The title comes from the French term for April Fools. This is also my first Marauders-era story.
Poisson d'Avril
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| FIC: Blocking Teddy |
[26 Jan 2008|07:21pm] |
Title: Blocking Teddy Author: me Rating: PG-13 for language and insinuations Pairing: Teddy/Victoire, canon Warnings: Excessive amounts of silliness Length: 278 Notes: Dead people can observe the doings of the living. They just can. Don't question it.
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| Moving On |
[27 Dec 2007|12:24pm] |
Title: Moving On Author: sea0tter12 Characters: Molly, Arthur Rating: G Summary: If the Muggles knew about Wizards, how would life be different? It's well after the war, and, well, there goes the neighborhood. Word Count: 925 Warnings: DH spoilers Genre: Gen, comedy Author's Notes: Won first place in a firebolt_elite contest
Read these and more at my fic site, otterlywords
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[27 Jul 2007|09:45am] |
FIC: Epilogue AUTHOR: arrmaitee DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. Bloody hell! FANDOM: Harry Potter SHIP: Every SHIP imaginable RATING: R SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the final book’s epilogue - nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts - read on…
(DH SPOILERS!)
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[21 Jul 2007|08:05pm] |
Title: The Good Life Author: xplodey_di Fandom: Harry Potter Genre: Humor Rating: G Summary: Set post-DH. The gang – married with children. Fun conversations. Pairings: Ginny/Harry, Hermione/Ron Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter. Notes: This was fun. :D There are big time jumps, but hopefully, it's not too confusing.
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| HP Widdershins by Didodikali |
[20 Jul 2007|05:41am] |
Title: HP Widdershins Author: Didodikali (AKA trickofthedark) Rating: Mostly PG-13 (because of the swearing) except for Chapter 7, which is NC-17 (and totally skippable if you prefer.) Pairing: Hermione/Dudley Warnings: ...er? Crackfic? AU? OOC? Length: Ten shortish chapters, lots of drawings. Notes: This is an illustrated fic.

( Index of Chapters and a sample drawing. )
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[18 May 2007|06:27pm] |
Title: Lettres Azkabanes Author: cutecoati Rating: PG Character: Draco, Fudge, and more. And yes, Lucius. Somehow. Length: ~ 2000 Warnings: Silliness ahead! Summary: While you were imprisoned... Author's notes: Written as a gift for mereol at the springtime_gen exchange. Many thanks to my wonderful betas lusiology, oddnari, and coyotegoth. All remaining mistakes are mine.
Lettres Azkabanes
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[18 Apr 2007|08:21pm] |
Okay, this is an old, old, old fic of mine, but I figured it might get a laugh. <3
Title: Vanilla Showers Author: sakaim Rating: Er, PG-13? xD Publish date: 9-1-2003...TWO THOUSAND AND THREEEE. God, I was like, 16? It seems like longer than that. Summary: Harry has too much fun in the shower with a mysterious lover. Draco overhears and gets jealous. Pairings: Harry/??, suggested Harry/Draco Warnings: General weirdness. :3
( Vanilla Showers )
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| Once More With Feeling |
[04 Apr 2007|07:01pm] |
Once More With Feeling Rating: G Summary: Wherein a Potions accidents leads to show tunes, true feelings coming out, and Snape singing. Thanks to </a></b></a> mari4212, who dared me to write this: Write a drabble where Snape has to sing karaoke. Your choice of song, but if you work in a song from Wicked, I will love you forever and a day.
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| Happy Ending |
[04 Apr 2007|06:51pm] |
Happy Ending Rating: G Summary: Argus Filch decides to try his hand at writing fan fiction. Notes: Won 2nd in a Hogsmeaede fiction contest Prompt: Assuming the last book uses the same timeline as previous ones, by the time Book Seven takes place, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone would already have been published in the UK, meaning not only that characters in the books could theoretically be exposed to their own story-- but that they could also, joy of joys, be exposed to fandom. So now, your mission is to write a shipfic. But not just ANY shipfic! Oh, no! Pick one character from the books and write the shipfic that he or she would write. Suppose Hermione secretly thinks Snape and Trelawney would both be a lot more bearable if they just hooked up? Maybe Romilda writes stories about all the little babies she and Harry are going to have! Maybe the giant squid is a Puppy Shipper! Who knows? Only you!
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| hp_funnyfest launch!!! |
[02 Apr 2007|02:06pm] |
Sorry to butt in, but I have a comm to pimp....
The launch of the First Annual (god, I hate it when people call things the First Annual anything) HP Funnyfest!!!
Why Funny? We are sick of angst and character death - we suspect there may be more of the same in a certain book, due out in July - and we wanted to have a good laugh, beforehand.
What sort of Funny? Any sort of Funny – smutty!Funny, crack!Funny, baby-Weasley!Funny, plugs!Arthur!Funny, smitten!Hagrid!Funny, WWW!Funny...
The Rules are very basic :
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| Fic: No Good Deed |
[27 Mar 2007|04:02pm] |
Title: No Good Deed Author: AngiePen Fandom: Harry Potter Rating: G Request: When Werewolves (and/or Metamorphmagi) attempt the Animagus transformation, some weird, nasty & unexpected side-effects can happen (i.e. getting permanently half-stuck in your other form, turning into a dark version of your other form instead a wolf every full moon etc). Summary: Remus had an idea that might help his monthly transformations be more bearable and easier to manage. At the very least he'd be much less dangerous to others if he learned the Animagus transformation and spent his moonstruck time in the form of something small and harmless. Minerva thought it was worth trying and agreed to help, but soon she was regretting it.... Disclaimer: I don't own anyone or anything you recognize. I know nothing about their social lives or sexual activities, more's the pity. This is fiction, period. It is done as a labor of love and I make no money from it. Notes: Written for Round Three of the thematic_hp challenge, Animagi.
It had sounded like a good idea when Remus had explained. It really had. And Minerva would never have agreed to help him if she'd known what would result. Unfortunately she'd never had a talent for divination and she'd paid enough attention to the curriculum requirements as a student to know she didn't have to take it and had happily substituted arithmancy instead during her third year. There were times, however, when divining the future would have come in handy and this was one of them.
Read more....
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| Coming soon - the Harry Potter Funny Fest Ficathon Type Thing! |
[23 Mar 2007|11:37am] |
I hope this is allowed, oh lovely mod.....

Why Funny? We are sick of angst and character death - we suspect there may be more of the same in a certain book, due out in July - and we wanted to have a good laugh, beforehand.
What sort of Funny? Any sort of Funny – smutty!Funny, crack!Funny, baby-Weasley!Funny, plugs!Arthur!Funny, smitten!Hagrid!Funny, WWW!Funny...
So, go and friend and join hp_funnyfest and come up with some smashing funny requests, for when the Request post opens on April 1st - good timing, huh???
Claims will be open from April 15th, and we will be Amused from June 10th.
All pairing, non-pairings, all ratings - as long as it is funny!!!
Please pimp this for me, as I really cannot reach the amusing!Blackcest parts of the fandom!
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| M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! 4/4 |
[01 Feb 2007|04:31pm] |
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Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Four - The D.T.U.C. Author: pica_scribit Rating: PG-13 for sexual references, language and some violence Word Count: 10168 (complete!) Genre: parody, fandom mock Characters: Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Maggie Lewis (OC), Marvola Elfynchyld (OC), Peter, Dumbledore, Special Agent Sam "Boggart" Humphries (OC) Pairing(s): Remus/Maggie, Remus/Marvola, Peter/Madeleine Synopsis: Maggie and Madeleine each try to get rid of the new girl at Hogwarts in their own way. Timeline: September 1974 Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me. Some of Agent Humphries' dialogue comes from the film The Maltese Falcon. Author's Notes: The previous chapters now also include footnotes, which you may wish to backtrack and read, if you have not already. I would like to thank eskimosatan for allowing me to use the concept of the D.T.U.C. in my story. This chapter is dedicated to the memory of Humphry Bogart, a brilliant actor, who passed away fifty years and a couple of weeks ago. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies. My other stories can be found here.
[Part One] [Part Two] [Part Three]
(Part Four - The D.T.U.C.)
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