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In the name of pixels, I am SailorGif! [08 Jun 2008|12:59pm]

sailorgif
[ mood | :) ]

Bring back teh dramalolz y/y?

Everyone and their dad's pet gimp seem to think they're the next big thing in icon making. I was happy in my quiet trolling until recently some people decided they'd like to post their batch of photoshop'd craptastic screen crops.

SO LETS GET ON WITH IT!



Rules:
Credit ( [info]whoneedssanity)and comment when taking!
Textless icons are NOT bases.
NO HOTLINKING!
Do not claim as your own.
You are welcome to friend me if you would like.
Enjoy!

LOLOLOLOL throwing on a few colored layers seems to make your icons worth qualifying credit.

Culprit: [info]whoneedssanity

Comment: DYKE PELVIC THRUST ATTACK!!!!112 o so naughty. :O Popped a cherry there cuz I see blood splatter!

Culprit: [info]whoneedssanity

Comment: Just... wut? No 4 serious, wut? Wtf? Of ALL the scenes in Sailormoon why make an icon out of THIS screen shot? It makes no sense. Looking at it you wouldn't even think it's from Sailormoon. :( Fail.

Find more of their terrible effortless icons here


Rules:
* Credit me if you use any of my icons :D
* Please do not hotlink
* If you want to change any of my icons, just ask me in a comment here but please still give me credit for the icon.
* Any comments are appreciated. I know I am not very good at making icons, so suggestions are appreciated.

LOL at least they know they're crap :) And admitting and accepting failure is the first step.

Culprit: [info]snooky81

Comment: Open your mouth or it goes in your eye. :( This icon is named 'romance'. I think someone misinformed them about the definition of romance.

Culprit: [info]snooky81

Comment: Glowing cleavage? That's unhealthy. Could that be Mamoru's glorious glowing jizz? :O

Culprit: [info]snooky81

Comment: Jupiter enjoys an acid trip. :( Drugs are bad, Jupiter, mmmmkay.

Find more of their bad bad quality icons here. :) Their icons makes fun of themselves really.

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It's been a while. [17 Aug 2007|02:36pm]

sailorjpg
By [info]anothersoapbox
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I don't get it. Why would you put the effort into giving it a 'nice' brush or filter or whatever, if it's such a stupid image? Why? This kind of image requires a "OMGWTFBBQ?!" or "You're doing it wrong!", not a grungy filter. That black stain on Mamoru's face really isn't helping anything either.

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Stupid brush filter thing aside, what really bugs me about this one is the fact that "late" is not aligned properly. It's off tilt. It clashes with the wall the cats are perched on. It's just SLAPPED IN THERE.
And Usagi looks like ass.

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I love it when an icon mocks itself, it makes my job easier.

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Mmm..oral floral Goatse.

The rest can be found here.

By [info]drenchedinstars
She calls them "Excusively beautiful". They're...something alright.

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LOOK OUT! She's boiling mad!

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"I really, really really shouldn't have dropped all that acid."

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I don't know what to say. *Bursts out laughing in order to mask the pain*

The rest can be found here.
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I'm fucking tiny! [20 Apr 2007|04:40pm]

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by [info]razorzknight.
So first we had Sailor Moon.
Then we had Sailor Chibi Moon.
Then we had Chibi Chibi Moon.
Now enters Sailor Oh my God I'm so fuckin' Chibi you can't see me because I am just THAT fuckin' Chibi Chibi CHIBI You fuckers! X-Treme!
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Hm. AntiAlias is not our friend I see... [15 Sep 2006|12:23pm]

sailorjpg
[ music | Aerosmith - Dream On ]

By: [info]pgsm_serenity

Attention: Common fuckin' sense dictates what they say. I'm just saying what it appears they're saying. The rest of this car crash can be found here

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"HappSplung!"

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*Squints* "Pused and ready for bottle"

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"I am Sailor Moan."

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"2 sides to every cain."

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"Kill your family pet. It's evil! GODDAMNED EVIL!!!"

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Buh? [04 Sep 2006|01:08am]

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Used by Deconcentrate on Journalfen.


This is ALMOST an interesting concept, but the contrast is upped just SO HIGH that it's just jarring, jagged image.
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Oh boy... [31 Aug 2006|05:39pm]

sailorjpg
[info]aserene strikes again. Observe.
EDIT: After having a little wangst moment in her LJ, she's back. But she might quit making icons all together. OHNOEZ!!!1
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[09 Jul 2006|04:15pm]

sailormp3
Uck. [info]snooky18 made some icky icons.



These are okay in concept but there's a few major issues:

- The font is hard to read. Not only is it vertical (just turn the words on their side! It's more legible than THAT), but it's in white, the same as the default background on LJ! That means that we have to read the OUTLINE, not the words themselves. The outline shouldn't be for fun, it should make the text it's surrounding MORE LEGIBLE. Transparent? Try black (or another dark colour) text with a white outline. You won't see it on the default LJ page, but it'll still be legible on darker BGs.

- God, the quality is ATROCIOUS. There's extreme sharpening, which is OKAY, IMHO, but then there's extreme sharpening on an image that's bad quality. Not only that, but the colors haven't been edited at ALL. Screencaps in their natural state make awful icons. The colors need brightened or SOMETHING. It looks disgusting.

- Transparency on icons is SO three years ago.




- Same complaints as above, except it needs sharpened a little bit. I can't see any of the details. GOD, they're sparkly henshin icons! WHERE ARE THE BRIGHT COLORS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SHINY AND PRETTY??!?!???!??!!!




- Same as above. Horrible colors, awful quality, unnecessary transparency, no one likes reading outlines.
Also, that's a terrible shot of her henshin. Get a better cap.
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God Damn the SM 100 challanges. [05 Jun 2006|01:36pm]

sailorjpg
[ mood | nauseated ]

By: [info]aserene
NO!
That is all.

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any of these [15 Mar 2006|04:34pm]
hagiel
http://community.livejournal.com/moonie_icons/436114.html?style=mine
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By [info]greatattis [23 Feb 2006|10:08am]

sailorjpg
What the Douchebaggery?!
I do kinda like number 1 though, in theory, just not in practice.
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Blurred to shit. [17 Dec 2005|01:29pm]

sailorjpg
[ mood | indescribable ]
[ music | John Lennon - So This is Christmas ]

Made by:[info]everlastingluv1

AH! Jizz in the eye! JIZZ IN THE EYE!!


Ok, where to begin? It's extremely bad quality, and the text is jaggid to fuck and back. Nevermind that it reads "Dancing on Air"...on a Mars icon. Yeah, Mars is the apex of air.


It's really showing no clear picture mercy, huh?

The rest can be found here. "I hope you enjoy them!" She says. Oh we will.

We will.

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Happy holidays from the cheerful folks here at TE. Have some fuckery! [11 Dec 2005|04:32am]

sailortxt
[ music | Overture ]


Or maybe its the, you know, Jarring magneta font.


...Aw man... I cant even say it... No, this is too easy...


Funny because now I know Im going to be having nightmares in which Im being chased by the MSP bucket.


I'll call you something, but that aint it.


You hear that? That sound effect... It must be the mating call of the lolicon..


After having to stare at that the whole minute it too for me to figure out what it said Im saying goodbye to retinas and corneas.


yrics from My Last Breath by Evanescence 25 Here we were all wondering.


Ami is so emo she cries black mascara when shes not on scene :'(


Well Id be crying too.


What does that say? 'Wiki as the wind'? Haruka uses wikipedia? wat?


What a waste of what could be one kickass ORLY icon.


He says princess, but we all know hes thinking Dignity.


Or maybe buttseckz.




But dignity works too.

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the comm colors match sailor iron mouse. ♥! [01 Nov 2005|06:48pm]

sailormp3
[ mood | *headdesk* ]

Image hosted by Photobucket.com [info]columb_icewitch
At first I thought the script font was decorative, until I actually read the pixellated one: face the path of evidence of a vow shining gold. Kay. That doesn't make sense. The script must be mandatory. face the path of glory; evidence of a vow kiss; initial u shining gold. Doesn't 'Ruka have a theme called "Initial U"? Maybe these are lyrics from that. I'm too lazy to look it up.
This is just a mess. Unless the text is decorative (that is, it LOOKS GOOD, which this does NOT), then it should be legible. I'm probably the only filename senshi that doesn't dislike tiny, decorative text.

TO MAKE IT BETTER:
• Actually EDIT the image, don't just resize it. Mess with the levels, saturation, color balance, whatever to at least spice it up a little.
• If you need to include all those lyrics, it should be animated, each frame with a line of the text.
• If you're going to place the text over Uranus, put a fricking white border so that the font is legible.
• Don't use pixel fonts unless you know what you're doing. Which you DON'T.
• You don't know how to use a script font, either. Not every word/phrase looks good in scriptina, I promise. Initial U is one of those word/phrases.



Image hosted by Photobucket.com From here.
Let's just skip right to the tips.

TO MAKE IT BETTER:
• Again, don't leave it with the default levels. At least use some kind of gradient and set its layer to "Soft Light". You people need to stop playing with Photoshop/Etc without a tutorial. [info]icon_tutorial
• Speaking of which, DON'T USE THOSE RETARDED DEFALT FILTERS. Why are there blocks all over Usagi, you nitwit? Just... No.
• Not all icons need borders; sometimes borders look clumsy on certain icons. This is not one of those icons. It needs a border to hold it in, even just a one-pixel border.



Image hosted by Photobucket.com Also from here.
... Why? Why is she blue? There is a happy medium between not touching the adjustments and molesting them.
This icon cannot be made better.



Image hosted by Photobucket.com [info]ebmreeses
See, this is almost good. It has a good layout, the placement of text is good, and the cropping is fine. I don't mind light icons, but this whole thing just looks washed out. The overall icon is okay, but there's a lot of technical problems.

TO MAKE IT BETTER:
• Up the contrast a little so we can actually see Serenity or Cosmos or whoever this is. *looks harder* Neo-Queen Serenity, I think. Which, btw, undoes your text, as Neo-Queen Serenity is not the princess of the moon, but Queen of Crystal Tokyo, and possibly the whole darn world.
• Once we can see her, we'll see that she is stretched. Don't stretch pictures. No, it is bad. Crop your base, resize the LONGEST DIMENSION to 100 pixels and crop the canvas to 100x100. It's painfully easy, and doesn't stretch the image.
• What is that in the corner? MM?... I don't understand.
• Don't use Silkscreen. It's a pixel font. Anti-aliasing it is a no-no. Don't use it here aliased, either, because the hard edges will look poopy with the soft image/colors. Use Times New Roman (in all capitals, and try bolding it).
• Black border. No black in the icon, not even dark colors. Use the darkest blue in the icon and make the border that color.



We should make filename senshi community. I don't know why. :P

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so kewl [22 Oct 2005|06:58pm]

sailorhak
[ mood | bored ]

Made by: [info]silentxemotion

Unless you are familar with this picture you probably wouldn't be able to guess what the hell it's a picture of. Just for future refence it's not "uber kawaii" or whatever, to close your eyes and randomly crop.

Made by: [info]julia_2

More random cropping!! Seeing as how we can see nothing that's going on in the image, I guess we're just going to have to trust [info]julia_2 and assume that the crappy hard to read text actually goes with the icon.

Made by: [info]lil_brokenangel

OOoo, look everyone!! It's a new trend! Let's all start cropping off half of the letter on our icons! Half a word so pwns tiny ass subliminal text.

Made by: [info]nanwilliems


I especiall love how the text goes so fast that you don't even have the time to read what it says. Could this be a well thought out plan to get us to look at those icons longer?!?1 :O

Made by: [info]kawaii_mako

Damn icons of today! Either they're really dark or really light. Stop messing with the damn hue/saturation tool already!! If you're going to darken the icon that you can at least brighten the text so it stands out.

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Sailortif is in da house! [13 Oct 2005|08:39pm]

sailortif
[ mood | cranky ]
[ music | PussyCatDolls ]

* The images are linked to the journals/threads from which they were taken altho they have been uploaded to MY space on photobucket. It's just so you can see where they came from originally.

Oke, this is almost too easy, like taking candy from a baby. Let's have a look shall we? This is the first one:

dance by dark_branwen

Now, we know the subject of the icon just HAS to dance, but what's with the blinkie words? And the ever increasing size of them. Is this some sort of subliminal message that I'm just not getting? It's just a bad picture with equally bad text added with a blinkie style. Those blinkie things went out AGES ago.

under attack by dark_branwen

And what's up with this icon? It's labelled as 'under attack' but I think it's more along the lines of the viewer being under attack. I mean....overdose on orange much? The background does NOTHING for the icon at all, and the blurry picture looks like someone took the icon, put it on the ground and ran over it a few times with a truck. Those lines kind of give it away, y'know? Whatever the text says, you can't read it. Icons are meant to look good, and to be readable, unless it's some kind of subliminal message...(again, what's with these subliminal messages in icons?) Just.....no. Too orange, too illegible, and too blurry.

nature by dark_branwen

Now what has the subliminal (??) caption got to do with the subject? And why is she all pixelly and blurry? She looks like she's gonna be ill or disappear into pixel heaven any minute...not exactly something to recommend usage of it. Plus it's still too orangey. I know her colours are orange and yellow but there's such thing as too much of a good thing, y'know?

foreboding by dark_branwen

Interesting caption for this icon. It just doesn't really hold my interest at all. For one thing, the text is too hard to see with the dark background, and the font is whack. At least it's not subliminal but yeah. This one looks a bit whoooosh, like someone ran over this icon as well. That sort of thing is fine for backgrounds, but not for an image in a 100x100 icon.

cool by metalchocobo

What the hell is this? The extraction is extremely poor and there is absolutely nothing that recommends this to ANYONE. If you're gonna use it as a banner, at least make it look like one. Makoto looks like she stepped in something icky and Usagi looks constipated. Mamoru looks like a candidate for the local looney bin. That's why I don't get the caption text. "We look cool together" How about not?

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AHAHAHAAHAHAAHA- No. [12 Oct 2005|07:11pm]

sailortxt
[ music | Vanessa Mae - DevilsTrill ]


God, woman. DO YOU EVER STOP?


Does this even require a comment?


....Wat?


.......


Someone found icon_tutorials...EXCLUSION LAYER HATES YOU! I HATE YOU!


I HEREBY BAN YOU FROM THE LAND OF PHOTOSHOP AND ITS LAYERS! DO NOT PASS GO! DO NOT COLLECT $200!


.......The new fragrance from Ralph Lauren. Available at your nearest Walgreens.

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Put your finger in Uranus [09 Oct 2005|02:21am]

sailorgif
Culprit: [info]shiokaze_senshi and her 100 icon theme of UranusNeptune. Since I love Uranus and hate Neptune, naturally I must nit-pick. There's some good ones but- we're not in it for that are we folks~!


Comments: ... I believe they have an ointment for that.


Comments: I'm not the only one that thinks that Neptune has been replaced by a baddly done crossdresser am I? am I??


Comments: Neptune looks like she's eating Uranus out. As far as the garbled crap for crap words go I believe it says 'taste the rainbow'. Gay humour + crap = Uranus getting oral twat joy.


Comments: Ace? Wait.. What?.. Whaaat? As far as I can tell someone has finger legs. I guess Thing Adams would be kind of turned on by this.
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[09 Oct 2005|01:36am]

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By [info]savannah_lynn
http://www.livejournal.com/community/moonie_icons/386011.html
Pick one. C'mon. I dare ya!
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God you people suck. [21 Sep 2005|04:26pm]

sailortxt
[ mood | amused ]

Seeing as this community was apparently recently abducted by ALIENS, I bring you more icon fuckery for much amusement and great injustice.


The douche is this? About the only good thing in this icon is the cut out job of princess Mio. And even that is questionable. Where shall we start? Craptastic border with what looks to be an abuse of lens flare or the 'shopped cape?

God you suck. She couldn't even TRY to make the hair look like it was originally in the pic? I thought the 'otaku senshi' had long been eradicated like any good plague. I know we're not meant to make fun of the special, but this is just ridiculous.

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[18 Sep 2005|12:09pm]

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Used by [info]moonkisu
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Ok, I hate illegible text. You know, the one pixel fonts that have become stylish in icons? It's abit more tollerable if the text matches or compliments the icon base. Black lines on a bright, colourful base do not work for me.

Oh..and there's what appear to be chibi senshi on the bottom. Contrary to popular belief, they aren't balloon animals!
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