- Firstly, my beloved explains why Dreamwidth is so awesome and why we are both so stoked about it. Another clue is in their diversity statement, which reads like the preamble to the constitution to me...
- We are having a Beltane Beer Festival at work, and you're all invited, if you can get to it!
- Perse posts a nice discursive post about the writing of New Who in
dw_academy. Also, Daddies Richard and Alex might want to nosey at this post ;) - Mr Quist strikes again in his puncturing of government.
- And finally, Lidl's most tempting offer yet - via
huskyteer. Suspect
hairygit will be especially interested in that one.
( click for more than you ever wanted to know about Doctor Who, Motherhood, Feminism, Dogs, Bartending, Liberalism, Multicoloured hair, and my bottom )
And now I go to help Small Person tidy her room, and put up her solar system thing at long last, and then make buns.
It's a Doctor Who Monsters fanvid, with a soundtrack which is a mashup of Eminem and the Benny Hill Theme. It can't get weirder than that, surely?
if you look at Doctor Who fans between the ages of (roughly) 30 and 60 you’ll find that an astonishingly high proportion of them are gay (or in some way of an alternative sexuality), members of the Liberal Democrats, middle class, very interested in computers, readers of 2000AD, or all of the above.I resemble that remark... Oh, and today's APOD is GORGEOUS. All I could think when looking at it was
Saturn is my favourite planet, mummy! It has thousands of rings and LOADS of moons!, which is what Small Person always says whenever Saturn is mentioned in any context.
And... yeah. Haven't been posting as much as usual, have I? Life is pretty busy right now, that's fer sure. And there hasn't been anything that I have felt moved to post about which hasn't been posted about by better folks than me many times over. So, in lieu of more substantive content, and since I haven't written fic for ages, here is a meme, via
The One Sentence Fic Meme!( click for fic )
Pick a fandom, and try to write different categories of fic (angst, fluff, UST, etc) in one sentence.
And finally, inspired by Mr Quist's latest hobby horse (three posts on the subject in the last few days):
Poll #1329222 Private vs Public
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
The fact that everything everyone does is increasingly public OUGHT to eventually lead to:
... people trying harder and harder to hide themselves, even though it's futile to do so![]()
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4 (13.3%)
... people slavishly adhering to cultural norms, even if they disagree with them, for fear of public ridicule![]()
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1 (3.3%)
... people being less judgemental about each others' foibles, as they realise through constant scandal that we all have them![]()
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29 (96.7%)
... something else![]()
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2 (6.7%)
The fact that everything everyone does is increasingly public WILL eventually lead to:
... people trying harder and harder to hide themselves, even though it's futile to do so![]()
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20 (66.7%)
... people slavishly adhering to cultural norms, even if they disagree with them, for fear of public ridicule![]()
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22 (73.3%)
... people being less judgemental about each others' foibles, as they realise through constant scandal that we all have them![]()
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7 (23.3%)
... something else![]()
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3 (10.0%)
( click for more informed comment than you get about Doctor Who on News24 )
All in all, my reaction is a definite
Meh...tempered with a big shrug. He can't be WORSE than Tennant... can he? Kind of like the Grand Moff can't be worse than Rusty... We'll have to wait and see. I have hope and fear in equal measure for both of them.
From the pre-publicity, and the pre-credits sequence shown on Children in Need night, this looked like a straight remake of The One Doctor. Well, it certainly took some ideas from it, but it wasn't a straight remake by any means. And (possibly because I had convinced myself it was going to be awful) I found myself rather enjoying it. Yes, you could read it as ( SPOILER! ) or even as ( SPOILER! ) and don't even get me started on ( SPOILER! ) but sometimes there is a propensity in Who fandom to read too much into things. I think I have become inured to Rusty's sexism, take it as read that there will be lots of it, and blank it out when I am judging the show. Or at least, I have for this episode. Perhaps it's because I'm in a good mood anyway. Or perhaps it was the ( SPOILER! ) which really gladdened this old Six!fan's heart.
Anyway, this was everything a Doctor Who Christmas Special should be - very silly, involving vast numbers of children, a stonking baddie in Dervla Kirwan, and Tennant managing to restrain the gurning slightly. Aside from the misogyny, the only bad mark I'd make against it would be the ( SPOILER! ), which will not do Ten's God Complex any good at all.
And ZOMG I WANT A ( SPOILER ) Please, please, pretty please with a cherry on top? Can't wait to watch this again with the Small Person when she gets back from her dad's, and it's been a while since I said THAT about an episode of new Who.
8/10.
I wish this was a real book, and not an hilarious mock-up. I suspect that makes me incredibly geeky, but I don't care. Geekiness is fun.
A large part of what we've talked about is which is our favourite incarnation of the Doctor and why, and which eras of the show we like best and why (at the risk of annoying the good folks at the Indy - scroll down to "middle-aged Doctor Who fans" - this is not always the same thing). Inevitably, this has involved discussion of which are our least favourites, too. And while I can agree that the first season of McCoy was rubbish, and that Pip and Jane Baker were mostly awful (not necessarily positions Alex has advanced, but ones that are prevalent in fandom), both of those had more redeeming features, in my eyes, than the era of Who which started with Christopher Eccleston declaring he was going to wipe every last stinking dalek out of the sky to save his girlfriend. The final Christopher Eccleston episode was the tipping point, for me.
Doctor Who is probably the nearest thing to a religion I have. It's shaped my mind from a very early age, and I believe in it's core values and worship regularly. My first memory of anything is of Tom Baker turning into Peter Davison. Alex says that Doctor Who
fostered a free spirit, encouraged me to start reading, instilled a passionate internationalism, made me think about ecology, and give me a lasting hatred of prejudice; green scaly rubber people are people too. And, of course, it made me want to change the world, and believe that an individual can make a difference, and I couldn't agree with that more. It's always been a show with a moral message, and that message is an essentially Liberal one - even if the world IS a horrible scary place full of fascistic monsters, one person can change that by doggedly doing the right thing, and this is what the right thing is.
It's ironic, then, that my first major issue with this era of Who is the
Lonely Godschtick. The Doctor isn't, shouldn't be, can't be a God. He's a hero because of his fallibility and weakness, not in spite of it. He's a hero because throughout time and space he tries to do the right thing; not always succeeding, but always trying. Think Tom Baker's
Have I the right?discussion with Sarah-Jane Smith in Genesis of the Daleks. Think Jon Pertwee patiently explaining to UNIT that actually, Silurians and Sea Devils have as much right to live on this planet as we do. Think Colin Baker's monologue in The Two Doctors about how Peri is too focussed on humanity, and that other species are important too. Think Christopher Eccleston trying to negotiate with the Nestene Consciousness. My Doctor would not have flushed the Racnoss down the plughole without a second glance. My Doctor would not have committed genocide against even the daleks, especially not when he had been shown a mere six episodes earlier that daleks can be redeemed (and yes, I am awake of Sylvester McCoy's actions with the Hand of Omega. I think that's an aberration too). You can't imagine Tennant asking if he has the right, can you? He is the no-second-chances Doctor. The Doctor who can't see shades of grey. The Doctor who doesn't allow for the possibility of rehabilitation - just look at his eternal punishment meted out at the end of Human Nature/Family of Blood. He has appointed himself judge, jury and executioner to the whole of the universe like The Inquisitor in Red Dwarf, even though he KNOWS that there are mechanisms in place to do this via the rule of law. He believes in his own Godhood, and takes on the mantle willingly. My Doctor might have been an arrogant son of a bitch, but he knew he was mortal.
My second major issue with Tennant-Era Who is the racism. Not skin colour racism. Species racism. All the of aliens are bad guys. All of them. Even in Eccleston era, we get Jabe the tree-lady (who, although her species originates on earth, is definitely not human). In Tennant Era, like a dyed-in-the-wool Dacre-ite, The Doctor believes that humanity is the only race worth bothering with; and even then, not all of them. The Ood were a ham-fisted attempt at a not-evil alien, but even they are counted as Other, as disposable, by the show, and by their second appearance has become monster-of-the-week. Contrast this with earlier incarnations of Who, even up to and including Eccleston.
My third major issue with Tennant Era Who is Rose. In Eccleston's time, I liked Rose. I could identify with her. She was a ballsy, confident young woman with an enquiring mind and an adventurous spirit. Sure, she wasn't well-educated, but that didn't mean she wasn't intelligent. Yes, Eccleston!Doctor was a bit clingy to her, but you could understand that. She was the first person he had allowed himself to care about since the Time War. When he turned into Tennant, though, it all became a bit more worrying. She lost her independence and her adventuring spirit. She fell in love with him, and he with her. This led to a series of things which were completely unforgiveable, in my eyes. He endangered the universe, just to say goodbye to her. Contrast this with how he has behaved to the departures of other companions, even his own granddaughter, and you realise that it's a dramatic change in the nature of the character. On top of this, even after Rose had gone, he showed favouritism, something he has never EVER done before. He treated Martha Jones abominably, because he was still hung up on Rose. You might say that this is simply realism; showing the Doctor's humanity. But he's NOT HUMAN. He's an ALIEN. He treated Donna pretty shabbily too, twice over. And why is it that every female (and gay/bi/omni male) character in the show now has to make goo-goo eyes at him? He's not Captain Kirk! He's not sexually irresistible. Hell, I fancy him a hell of a lot less now than I did when he was a snuggly bloke with a blonde afro and a technicolour dreamcoat. A LOT less.
My fourth issue is the actor himself. I realise that this is a personal foible that not many will agree with, but I don't think David Tennant is all that. I didn't think much of him in Blackpool, I detested his Casanova, and I wanted to beat his head against a wall when he was Daft Jamie in Medicinal Purposes. I find his gurning and shouting annoying, and his flared nostrils Rimmeresque. I'm shallow enough that I would forgive this if I thought he was sexy, but sadly, I don't. It's a shame, really, because when he's NOT acting, he's lovely. In interviews, he is intelligent, considered, and attentive to detail. He's also very clearly a Who fanboy. It's just his acting is not to my taste at all (in this sense, he is the anti-Christopher Lee, whom I adore as an actor, but detest as an arrogant cock in real life).
So yes, all in all, the most recent era of Who has been my least favourite, and the current incumbent is my least favourite Doctor. I haven't even watched all of the last series. I'd say that perhaps this is a sign that I am growing up, and putting aside childish things, if I thought that was any way to proceed. But I don't, and if I did, I wouldn't be as glued to SJA as I have been.
You see, in the the Sarah-Jane Adventures, I see a lot of the things I miss about Who. Sarah-Jane has the moral centre which the modern Doctor seems to lack. She has more than one person in the "companion" role, and although one of these is her adopted son, she doesn't play favourites. She makes mistakes, but she owns up to them and faces up to them. There's no sexual tension, and there doesn't need to be because (and you can laugh at hearing this from a randy bisexual in an open relationship if you must) not everything in life is about sex. And, I must confess, the feminist in me loves watching (and sharing with my daughter) a science fiction show in which the lead character is a strong, capable, yet emotionally centred woman, and in which every single episode passes the Bechdel test. Which makes it a double crying shame that when The Grand Moff Sexist takes over the showrunner role in Who next year, Sarah-Jane's future is in doubt. You see, despite the fact that the show is the highest rated show CBBC has ever produced, if there's nobody to take over Rusty's role, the show will be axed...
At which point, a very small but very determined spawn of mine will be leading the protests.
The first five people to comment in this post get to request a sketch of a character/drabble/icon of a pairing or character(s) of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their drawing/fic-writing ability level.Obviously I would prefer it if they are characters I am familiar with, especially if you're requesting a drabble. I think, however, that you're probably more likely to ask to see my meagre drawing skills, aren't you?
Anyone for McGruder/Judge Death pr0n?
Oh, and the net is casted. Castees today include
like Nation – the one that's just come out – that's a book for kids. And people will say: 'Well it covers very adult subjects ...' Yeah, that's why it's a book for kids. Because you want kids to grow up to be adults, not just bigger kids.ILU Pterry. Read the whole interview in the Indy, and tip your hat to
Secondly, Molloy. I know that this is heresy among certain sections of Who fandom, but Terry will always be MY Davros (if only because
Another thing which is incredibly cool is this (small: hat-tip

* totally wants a Pizza of Rassilon now *
Because I know Mitch will dig it, I'll be tagging him on Facebook.
Poll #1305902 Snacking
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Three bowls of Sugar Puffs is enough, really, isn't it?
OMG you fat pig!![]()
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ticky box!![]()
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7 (58.3%)

It's the 23rd of November, people. Doctor Who is 45 years old! The above picture is by Lee Sullivan, who did the art for the fantastic Real Time, and you can see a bigger version of it here.
And now, a meme! ( click to get a bunch of fives... )
Clydeysense! Heee!) but really, there's one thing I spotted that I suspect few others did, and which I think deserves huge props. Oscar and The Trickster? Did an absolutely PERFECT impersonation of little Rowan Morrison and Lord Summerisle, even down to the emphasis on the word "beautifully". Made me squee like the fangirl I am!
Also, the Shrubbery liked it so much that she insisted on watching it again straight away. I humbly submit that it's worth the license fee for that alone, never mind radio four.
Am off to That London tomorrow for a partay. Probably no blogging till Thursday. Well, possibly something in the morning, you know me. But certainly nothing substantial till Thursday. Until then, go and tell The Award-Winning Alix Mortimer how awesome she is, because she is.
That'll be my mother, exhibiting her usual perfect timingI thought and pulled out the phone and looked at it. It was not my mother; it was Friend James. I hadn't heard from Friend James for a couple of months, barring email, so thought it must be something pretty important... And it was. The checkout girl was rather disconcerted by me dancing about in the aisle going
YES!! YES!!!and cackling my infamous evil cackle, I must say.
With the greatest of respect for dear Mr Graham and his campaign for a Michael Grade lookalike (not the easiest type of person to endear to Who fans), I have had one man in mind for Eleven for ages:

C'mon auntie Beeb, you know it makes sense.
ETA: also, today's XKCD is awesome. again.
1, Quacks on the telleh. Shame on you, Andrew. Three links on this:
http://gimpyblog.wordpress.com/2008/1
http://www.ministryoftruth.me.uk/2008/1
http://endless-psych.livejournal.com/29
2, Healthy cigarettes are apparently not a contradiction in terms. As those of you who know my ongoing battle with the evils of tobacco will know, this is of interest to me (currently off the wagon, having managed a good month on it up till conference)
https://e-cig.com/shopping/shopcont
As Charlotte Gore speculates, I'm willing to lay money down that they will be banned or taxed/regulated to the extent that they might as well be banned soon.
3, Yes, I would.
http://community.livejournal.com/dw_dai
Dr.Who fandom is in many ways the British equivalent of Star Trek- fans are universally portrayed with in a certain stereotype in the popular media, and that stereotype is always male and never flattering. If you're writing a script in the UK and had a need for a sad, lifeless, mockable geek, you go for the Whovian. Because people are never happy unless they're mocking the Others. Even the News Quiz, bless its little heart, has been known to mock them. Not the Now Show, though. If anyone dared mock Dr. Who fans on the Now Show, they'd probably regret it as soon as their head comes in contact with a guitar wielded by 21 stones of angry scouser.I bet if it was Jon Holmes who was the Who fan, the mockery would be unceasing.
I suspect that they fall overwhelmingly into the 2005 and beyond intake, though. Those of us who are fans from the old days spent 16 years getting the piss taken, and (in the case of female fans) being told that we didn't, actually, exist. When the new series started, and was critically acclaimed, and people loved it, we naively thought that this would stop. Imagine our horror to find it, instead, perpetuated by the makers of the new series in order to make themselves look even cooler. They want everyone to believe the myths about Old Who and it's fans, because they want to be seen as the
savioursof a fallen brand. This engenders something of a touchiness among (particularly female) Old Who fans when we are confronted with the stereotypes on offer in the above-linked article. I therefore present a top ten of common myths (and one fact) about Old Who fandom for the enlightenment of those who are not really embedded with fandom in general or Who fandom in particular.
Some of these myths are perpetuated by lazy journalists who never watched the show; some of them spring from fandom itself. All of them are going to get SOMEBODY hopping mad if you state them as fact.
Myths
1, Old Who fans were and are always maleMy mum is an Old Who fan. My (female) boss is an Old Who fan. I am an Old Who fan. I would reckon that a good eighty percent of the Old Who fans I know are female, and certainly the ones who are most embedded and active in fandom are female. Now, I am aware of the problems of extrapolating from anecdotal evidence, but this is, none the less, proof that not all Old Who fans are male.
2, Only geeks watched Doctor Who before Rusty
savedit.
If that was the case, the geek population of the UK is extraordinarily high. In it's heyday, Who was getting 16-17 MILLION viewers (that's almost double the most popular of Rusty's episodes). Whole families would sit and watch Doctor Who together (mine included). Even in the dark days of the late eighties it was getting four and five million. And yes, I know there were less channels and no iPlayer then, but we DID have videos, and that's still a hell of a lot of geeks.
3, Old Who fans are sad, sexless losers, who live with their mums
I am living proof that geeks have sex. My little girl has a schoolmate called Tegan. I would also submit that given the above-average intelligence of the average Who-fan, they are actually LESS likely to be living with their mums and jobless than the kind of Jock (as I believe the American term is) who would espouse this kind of noxious view.
4, Old Who never had strong, intelligent female characters. Rose was the first proper one of those.
Barbara Wright. Dodo Chaplet. Zoe the computer genius. DOCTOR Liz Shaw. Sarah-Jane Smith. Romana. Nyssa of Traken. Leela, the warrior. Peri Brown, the botanist (yes, I know most of the boys were too distracted by her cleavage to listen to what she was saying, but...). For fuck's sake, ACE. And that's just the companions. If we go down the route of all female characters, there are literally hundreds of strong women, both protagonistic (Brigadier Bambera) and antagonistic (The Rani).
5, We all like cosplay, and particularly every last one of us has a huge long scarf and an ever-present bag of jelly babies
Some people do like cosplay. Some don't. Of those that do, not everyone likes dressing up as Four. Not every old who fan even LIKES Four.
6, Tom Baker was the only one of the old ones worth watching. And CERTAINLY nobody EVER liked Colin Baker or Sylvester McCoy
Every one of the old Doctors has his fans and his detractors. Sylvester McCoy, though, won the best Doctor Ever poll in Doctor Who magazine at least once, and Colin Baker had more newspaper coverage in his day than Tennant does now. Tom Baker was merely the longest serving Doctor. Some might say that this was because he was the best. Others might contend that (unlike Troughton and Davison) he just didn't know when to quit, and he has manifestly regretted it ever since, as is obvious by his refusal to have anything to do with the show at almost any time since he left.
7, Daleks flew for the first time in 2005
Depending on how you define it, it was either in Revelation of the Daleks (Colin Baker, 1986) or Remembrance of the Daleks (Sylverster McCoy, 1989). It was not Rusty's genius that made daleks fly.
8, The sets were wobbly, and the acting was rubbish, in Old Who
In this matter, I bow to the superior knowledge of Toby Hadoke. He has watched every single episode of Doctor Who, and he has spotted eight second of scenery wobble - that's eight seconds in hundreds of hours of programming. I suspect that the Six O'Clock News can't claim that level of success. As for the acting... well, yes, Alexei Sayle. But on the other hand, the roster of high-class, Shakespearean actors who were queueing up for cameos, and the number of acclaimed actors who had their first big break in Who, is astounding.
9, The special effects were always rubbish
By modern standards, the special effects look rubbish now. At the time, and especially given the budget constraints Who had to work within, they were state of the frigging art.
10, Doctor Who fans are shy and retiring creatures who are easily bullied and easily cowed
For which, see the one fact, below.
One Fact
Doctor Who fans, particularly female Doctor Who fans, have spent many, MANY years being forged in the fires of conflict and pisstake. If you take their writings without permission and publish it for your own profit, and then try to tell them they should be grateful you are paying them attention? They WILL hand you your arse on a plate, and tell all their friends to boycott your poxy little book as well.Seriously, it's not about "nettiquette", and it's not about academic texts, Mr Walker: it's about you being a thieving little douchebag and trying to profit by presenting the views of others as if they were your own. If the Daily Fail can't get away with it with Beau Bo, what makes you think you can with Who fans?
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streets paved with goldbollocks. Policy Exchange and their right-wing chums, gazing upon our Northern paradise with envious eyes and wanting us to suffer their level of overcrowding too, are welcome to them.
Political Betting has a reality check for those of us who are clinging to the hope that we're not heading for a Tory Landslide next election.

OTOH, and just to be contrary, a remake I am excited about: the Star Trek origins movie. I am so sad I actually bounce up and down in my seat with excitement when you hear Leonard Nimoy's voice about 25 seconds in. And click on Downloads! They've released another four-way-split poster, and I have finally replaced my desktop background. Instead of this, I now have this.
Police state story of the day (hat-tip:
Via Chicken Yoghurt, All is not well at the construction site of Olkiluoto 3, the world’s largest nuclear reactor… All together now? WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
And finally, to distract you from the impending nuclear holocaust which will wipe us all out, some morning fun: How many episodes from each classic Doctor can you name in five minutes? I got all of Colin's in 2 minutes 15, which isn't bad to say I am hungover and tired.
The New York Times has put up pictures and vital statistics of Olympic Athletes. These people are physically fit enough to be representing the USA at the Olympics. They come in ALL shapes and sizes. Something for the body fascists to consider, perhaps.
Anton Vowl (on LC) has a faking!it style guide to pretending to be a Daily Fail reader when commenting on the intertubes. It's depressing how many of these I hear in the pub, actually...
Steph Ashley has a timely reminder of our legal rights for those of us who like to take pictures in public. Star Trek reference for the win!







