You all know this, right? I present, for your very great pleasure, the uncut, very sweary, awesomeness that is Brian presenting HIGNFY:

Part one:



Part Two (which involves much discussion of Richard Barnbrook's knackers):



Part Three:



Part Four (which involves Brian flirting with Alan Duncan):



Part Four-and-a-half:



You can't beat a posh shouty Yorkshireman with an ENORMOUS beard swearing and calling everyone love and darling, that's what I say :D