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	You should date Jordan. Oh, baby! You are a flirtatious devil and you are full of passion and confidence. You are bold and are never afraid to make the first move. You are hot, hot, hot- and the only NKOTB that would be able to keep your fire burning is Jordan!
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HELL YES.

Did you know that there was a holiday song written, as a follow up to the Monster Mash? Well, if you didn't, you do now. I bring you an MP3 of "Monster's Holiday".

Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers - Monster's Holiday (Right-click, Save As)

Lyrics

( Behind this cut )

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas*



I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

(Short Music Interlude)

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

(Short Music Interlude)

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!

What can I say... I love this song.

*Right click/Save as for the mp3!

Ok, so forget any previous Justin Timberlake posts because zonga and I have decided we love him. But the gratuitous sexin' going on during this HBO special is unnecessary. There's brief simulated fellatio and uh... exaggerated forceful humping.



p.s. Yay new icon and layout! There's way too much disturbing music out there for community to be so derelict.

Guess who bought the entire first season of the Super Mario Super Show on DVD?

oh yea. Be Jealous Bitches.

<3

The main problem I have with this song is that 18 does not equal 15.

How the hell do things like this get on the radio?

( Flippin' my eggs, but I wanna flip you. )

...what.

But just wait until I rip my SWV and Total.

It has been far too long for no bad music. And this is actually by someone I like. But, damn, how did I listen to this while driving and not kill myself from laughter?

I bring you several songs from Ginuwine's Sophomore album, "100% Ginuwine." (although I had to quit listening to him entirely after this album. It got ridiculous.)

*Disclaimer: Timbaland is the producer of all these songs. Musically, they're great. It's the creepy lyrics that make for the hilarity.

Let's hope she remembers LAST NIGHT.
( Lyrics for Do You Remember? )

Keep in mind, this is aimed at 12-14 year olds at the time it came out.
( Lyrics for No. 1 Fan )

Is "sexaholic" a word? This was the single from the CD.

( Lyrics for So Anxious )

And as a bonus, Nas & Aaliyah

( Lyrics for You Won't See Me Tonight )

You've heard of Justin Timberlake's new album "FutureSex/LoveSounds"? No? Well, here's the video for his new single "SexyBack."

( I think he has something against spaces.. )

I feel dirty now...and not in a good way.

Oh, OK Go, you've won our hearts again...(not to mention you added to the Future Soundtrack for America.)

( Embeds under cut. )

For those that haven't seen Boten Anna...which is about a Swedish IRC Bot/Girl... http://basshunter.m0o.eu/anna/index_en.php

And even if you have, GO SEE IT AGAIN. BECAUSE IT CONTROLS YOUR SOULD.


Oh, now I'm watching Boten Anna again...it's just so funny. Cause he looks like Fester.

Ok, this is seriously the best thing I have EVER HEARD.

The Ducktails theme in FINNISH with what it sounds like as a translation to us english-speakers.

I swear it's anti-circumcision propaganda.

Knit and dance and BAKE A CAKE.

Hey everybody... I was reading ohnotheydidnt, because apparently I've grown to like celebrity news and people being assholes when they comment on it, and one girl posted about seeing Jordan Knight on an airplane. I wish I could have a Jordan Knight sighting. *dreamy sigh*
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/983658.html

OK, as many of you know, I am a Hanson fan. I was looking up the concert info for a show in Anahiem at the House Of Blues, and they reccomended me other concerts I may like if I like Hanson.

09.26 Jordan Knight House of Blues Anaheim



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm genevieve.
i'm new.
and here's a present.
possibly the worst thing to ever come from japan.
(personally, i like the fat one)

click the link, it's fun.

oh right.
**warning - barely clothed japanese men singing/dancing**

http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta.asf

lyrics, behind the cut (well, the translation)
sometimes i wee when i watch this.


and...an extra link for fun.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yatta.php

( yatta )

I was watching it because there was nothing good on, and she said the phrase "bum sex". BWAHAHAHAHAHA

/sophomoric

Most of you have probably heard of Leonard Nimoy, if not from his famous role as Mr. Spock on the acclaimed "Star Trek" series, then in his more recent role alongside William Shatner as a Priceline spokesperson. But what most of you probably DIDN'T know is that he has a great singing voice! That's right, everyone's favorite Vulcan is also a recording artist. But just what does the universe's most logical being have to sing about? Why hobbits of course.

If you don't agree that the above video is one of the greatest in the world, well, then you're just nuts.
( Here are the lyrics so we can all sing along! )

Updated community info on the info page found here: theundrunkables. The updated part in italics.

Created and maintained by zonga & rabidglow. Don't you wish you were us?

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Community Rules
See these interests? They're here for a reason. You don't have to stick to them to the letter, but they should give you a general idea of what we're about. We encourage the posting of bad lyrics (behind an lj-cut), bad songs in mp3 form for downloading (right-click, save), lists of bad songs, mockery of pop icons, fangirling in most forms, amusing things such as "DO THE MARIO!," amusing bits of IRC conversations that have to do with song mockery, pictures that go with said things...etc. If you don't adhere to any of the things outlined here, and it contains no mock-able and/or cheesy music, it had better be a post containing something of mock-able content.

Don't make me be a bitch and yell at people and pull down posts. Cause I'll do it and be gleeful about it.

Now that that's understood and out of the way, enjoy your stay!

Not to say that most of you don't follow the rules.

Put this list in your journal (Or...you know, a comment), bold the ones you like:
( Blenders 50 Worst Songs of ALL Time )

What does a vegitarian zombie say?

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS...."

Laugh! It's funny dammit...

I feel like I'm neglecting my true love: awful lyrical songs. So, I bring you ( LL Cool J - Loungin': )

http://www.nerdland.net/users/zonga/sounds/LL%20Cool%20J%20-%20Loungin.mp3