Poll #1430227 For $3,000,000 would you...
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All...eat a small chocolate donut you found on the floor in a gas station restroom? Someone obviously dropped the snack on route to the toilet and there's no telling how long it's been there or what it's been exposed to, but chocolate will probably overwhelm any other flavors ...spend two minutes in a bull ring with an enraged bull? You'll be dressed in a bright colored outfit with lots of eye-catching shimmery shawls and tassles and whatnot attached at various points, which will probably draw Toro's interest to you as if being the sole figure in the arena wouldn't do so already. You'll stay in there for 2 minutes, sans rodeo clowns or any help whatsoever ...be the poster boy/girl for herpes? There will be a well-advertised series of commercials promoting safe sex, with a few actors talking about how they were careless and now have various STDs. You'll be herpes, and they'll put realistic-looking makeup on you so it looks like you're having a ridiculous flareup on your lips. The overall effect is pretty icky and it's your face that people will remember from this ad, and you'll become a pop culture hit as Leno and Letterman put you in their monologues. The world will think you really have herpes and you'll be recognized everywhere you go as that unclean one. Still, it's 3m and people may have short memories and your family and friends know the truth, right? ...be the cause of another 100,000 lost jobs? Just by taking the money, you'll be taking all future paychecks out of theirs and their family's hands for that's where your millions are coming from. Hey, the economy might bounce back ...switch 50 vials of flu shots with placebos in your city? That means 50 people who are getting their immunizations will actually be getting colored water and still be vulnerable to the flu. ...tattoo unsightly and realistic body hair all over your legs, ass and crotch? Done by a master artist, you'll look like a wooly goat below the waist and only within a distance of 12" can the viewer tell it's ink and not yeti shag. You must keep the drawn-on hair for at least 6 months. It'll probably be a little painful to have all those tats put on and it'll take a long while. Also, it'll take a good while to remove them all afterwards | 
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