The Dressing Room

I've never done this before.

Wonder if there's any artists around here...

Commanders Spock! I hef your hets! Here, the green one, end the orange one! I will let you both choose which you would like, though.

Aubrey? 


...Has anyone seen Bertram Aubrey?

Fascinating.

I'll just be right... back.



Oh. Alright, then.

BOOT. I need a word.

A lookalike is one thing.

...so listen," he says, "I know a really great guy you should talk to. He's a fantastic listener." And he wasn't wrong. This guy - Etal, he was called, Etal Pensco - wass... wash...

Was a... Fantastic. Listener.

We meet up at this nice little bar I know, and we have a couple of drinks. Before you know it, I'm telling him all about Lorraine, how me being out at all hours doesn't count as 'motion' ...uh... 'emotional distress'- I'm a doctor - people don't get sick to a schedule. And...

We're having a few more drinks, and I tell him he's a great liss... listener.

"Of course I am," he says. "I'm a lawyer." I mean, how about that? I'm looking for a lawyer and here we are, talking like old pals, and he's a lawyer.

So I ask him if he'll represent me at this nonsense hearing she's cooked up and he says "Sure!"
( You gotta understand we were both pretty far gone by then. )

As if I needed one more thing to go wrong today.

[Enter a petite blonde man, missing his left arm up to the elbow -- he's curled in on himself; doesn't seem to notice he's been displaced just yet.]

.. Jackie?

Running away doesn't seem to be working.

SCORPIOUS MALFOY. WHEN I FIND YOU, I WILL BE USING THAT HEX MY AUNT GINNY TAUGHT ME.

Well. This is new.

I cannot.
Believe.
He's gone.
And because of a completely unglamorous health emergency.



I feel like a part of me died with him. So sad!

Where the hell is everyone? You turn around for five seconds and the whole blasted crew vanishes...

I'm a doctor, dammit, not a babysitter!

I AM JAMES POTTER.
BOW DOWN.
Ha! my attempt to poke fun at my old self.

Anyone up for a game of Wizard's Chess?

I feel so. Torn.

Anyone have any ether?