| Half a Strawberry Cheesecake, NC-17 |
[04 Jan 2010|11:30pm] |
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Title: Half a Strawberry Cheesecake (4/4)
Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: NC-17, yeow!
Summary: Chuck fears commitment, with sexy results!!
Disclaimer: Not my characters, please don’t sue since I am only borrowing them for the brief space of time it takes you to read this fic.
Notes: The final installment in my angsty porny Chuck/Geoffrey tale, which picks up right where “A Chance Meeting” left off. This also completes my patching up of the glaring “Chance meeting in a truck stop restroom”/friendliness continuity issue that my “I Understand These Are Broken” had. Now, all is fixed and my brain can rest easy! Comments, critiques, and "friendliness" welcome and appreciated!
( Chuck and Geoffrey lean up against the filthy truck stop restroom wall... )
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| A Chance Meeting, NC-17 |
[22 Nov 2009|10:16pm] |
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Title: A Chance Meeting (3/4)
Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: NC-17 and then some!
Summary: Poor, poor Chuck. He really is his own worst enemy, isn’t he?
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, uh-ohs. Please don’t sue since I am only borrowing them for the brief space of time it takes you to read this fic
Notes: This is another continuation of “You Can’t Unfry Things!” This one has lots of angsty explorations of Chuck’s psyche and the Chuck/Geoffrey relationship, plus hot man sex. Oh, and this is the first half of my attempt to patch up the glaring continuity hole between my first story, “I Understand These Are Broken,” and what Chuck says in SWC’s “Hit and Run” – i.e., about the chance meeting in a truck stop restroom. Comments, feedback, & "friendliness" welcome and appreciated!
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| I’d Have to Be Crazy to Take This Seriously… NC-17 |
[22 Nov 2009|08:40pm] |
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Title: I’d Have to Be Crazy to Take This Seriously… (2/4)
Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: NC-17, ftw!!
Summary: Just what did Chuck and Geoffrey get up to in that broom closet anyway?
Disclaimer: Not my characters, please don’t sue since I am only borrowing them for the brief space of time it takes you to read this fic.
Notes: This is a continuation of “You Can’t Unfry Things!” It’s pretty much just a gratuitous fluff piece with sexy naked man stuffs. It’s like a calm between two angsty storms. Comments, feedback, & "friendliness" welcome and appreciated!!
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| You Can’t Unfry Things! |
[18 Nov 2009|12:54am] |
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Title: You Can’t Unfry Things (1/4)
Author: skelliehokes
Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: PG-13ish
Summary: A continuation of sorts of my NC-17 ChuckGeoffreyLove Origin Story! This part is firmly PG or PG-13, but if I continue on to the next installment, we’ll get back into NC-17 territory, I promise!!
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters. Please don’t sue, as I am teh broke.
Notes: I am totally obsessed with understanding Chuck’s psyche, not to mention Chuck and Geoffrey’s relationship because it is so pleasingly dysfunctionally functional and all around perfect. Also because they sort of remind me of my cats, who – even though they are androgycats (=spayed) and hence don’t try to bone – get in crazy random catfights with each other for no reason and yet a few minutes/hours later are cuddled up giving each other the Feline Face Wash of True Love.
P.S. Sorry for the long sentences and other weirdness… I read too much Jane Austen as a girl. Lol.
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| I Understand These Are Broken, NC-17 |
[29 Oct 2009|09:15pm] |
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Title: I Understand These Are Broken
Pairing: Chuck Noblet/Geoffrey Jellineck
Author's Name: Skelliehokes
Rating: NC-17!!
Summary: Chuck Noblet goes for a stroll in the park at 3am
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use.
Notes: This is my first fanfic ever! And my first time writing anything porny so my apologies if it’s not up to the high standards that all of the awesome boysroom porny fanfic writers have set! :) My fic’s sort of an OOC-esque response to “Left Unsaid,” from Chuck’s POV, and my own answer to the question of “When did Chuck and Geoffrey realize they were gay?” I’ve been listening to Wigfield a LOT lately, so the narrative style is more Russell Hokes-y in that it contains absurdly bad metaphors and a rebellious use of grammar, but is a good deal smuttier than anything contained in Hokes’ tome. Any & all suggestions/comments/et cetera are welcome!!
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| A Very Romantic Portrait (by Geoffrey Jellineck) |
[09 Jul 2009|01:31am] |
Title: A Very Romantic Portrait (by Geoffrey Jellineck)
Series: Strangers with Candy
Subject(s): Geoffrey Jellineck, Chuck Noblet, Jerri Blank
Rating: PG-13 (I guess. probably not really worksafe)
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
(As you can see, Geoffrey Jellineck is very much in love. Mostly with himself, but also a little bit with his secret lover. That's the reason he drew this very romantic portrait. )
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| Why Should I Care? - epilogue |
[04 Jul 2009|05:10pm] |
Title: Why Should I Care? (Epilogue)
Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey; Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Contents: References to sex; family drama
Beta: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) stellar_dust, who gave thoughtful feedback on everything from sentence structure to character arcs, just rolled with it when I did things like randomly re-ordering chapters, and was generally helpful and awesome beyond belief.
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.
Summary: Seamus wears a gown down the aisle and embraces his future. Love may not quite conquer all, but it doesn't do too badly for itself, either.
Those of you who have been waiting to see more of the dresses, check out Seamus in green, George in blue, the wedding portrait, and a bonus Seamus in slinky red. Previous chapters here.
( It had taken some serious cajoling to keep her from showing up in a low-cut dress, and when George's sister caught the bouquet Jerri tried to bite her. But the impossibly virtuoso score was worth it. )
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[05 Jun 2009|06:33pm] |
Title: The Blank Screen
Pairing: One sided Chuck Noblet/Mr. Emanuel
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mr. Emanuel. Guess who it is!
Disclaimer: I don't own Strangers with Candy or Obama's staff.
Summary: Jerri tries to make friends on/with the computer and Mr. Noblet tries to get friendly with/befriend repeatedly the new teacher.
( Read more. )
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| Why Should I Care? - part 10 |
[01 Jun 2009|04:54pm] |
Title: Why Should I Care? (10/12?)
Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey; Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Contents: Mild swearing, allusions to steamy stuff
Beta: stellar_dust
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use.
Summary: In which Seamus keeps talking to parents; several Colberts point cooking utensils at him; and George (and America) have a birthday party.
Previous chapters here.
( 'I know about cheating, young man. I used to be something of an expert at it.' )
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| Why Should I Care? - part 9 |
[20 Apr 2009|04:04pm] |
Title: Why Should I Care? (9/12?)
Series: Strangers With Candy
Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey; Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Contents: Salty language, steamy scenes, cooking with blowtorches.
Summary: In which Chuck is occupied, Jerri meets Jon, Seamus starts sewing, George keeps cooking, and Stephen worries.
Previous chapters here.
( 'I care about your son, Mr. Co...Stephen. Very much.' )
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| Why Should I Care? - part 8 |
[13 Apr 2009|04:33pm] |
Title: Why Should I Care? (8/12?)
Series: Strangers With Candy
Pairings: Seamus/OMC; Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Language; sickness and health; alcoholism and other destructive impulses; fabulous, fabulous dresses.
Beta: stellar_dust
Summary: Seamus comes perilously close to actually acting on his Secret Shameful Desire.
Every time a chapter like this comes up, I lose a few hours googling formal dresses. The green one looks something like this.
Previous chapters here.
( 'You can't unfry things.' )
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| Ficlet! |
[04 Apr 2009|12:51am] |
Title: Eight-Thirty on a Saturday
Author: edna_blackadder
Rating: PG
Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey
Word Count: 526
Disclaimer: I’m not A, S, or P. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Chuck oversleeps.
Author’s Note: I wrote this a year and a half ago and somehow never posted it. Thank you for the beta, Sara.
( Eight-Thirty on a Saturday )
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