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Meanwhile, on center court [30 Jun 2009|11:19am] raggedy_man Murray and Wawrinka don't care if the world knows post comment

Another day, another celebrity death! [27 Jun 2009|08:17pm] barbedwirekiss Wurzel gummidge dies after having the pole "shoved in the wrong place!" post comment

[23 Jun 2009|12:03am] barbedwirekiss Thousands watch in horror as Lady Gaga's breast op explodes post comment

[22 Jun 2009|11:54pm] barbedwirekiss "I walked into the room with two 9 millimetres and was like 'You looking at me? You looking at me?'" Tory MP tells of how he became Speaker of The House post comment

[19 Jun 2009|11:32am] thegreatgonzo Statler is amazed at the effectiveness of Waldorf's anti-ageing cream. post comment

"It was all an enchanted mixup" [11 Jun 2009|10:18pm] deathboy The youths were later arrested in Ikea, smoking what they claimed to be "Turkish Delight" in a cupboard. Narnian Traitor Brought to Justice by Human Children post comment

[31 May 2009|08:59pm] barbedwirekiss Man discovers bomb while using pig as a metal detector 1 comment|post comment

[31 May 2009|08:54pm] barbedwirekiss Give me your money or my head will spin round and the Dark Lord will take your soul!!! post comment

[15 May 2009|03:10pm] bishopjoey It's possible that the original caption to this image can't be beat. I invite your attempts. Norton says he is impressed by the Greek entry Though I wonder if this is what the bloke from this article (predicting anti-gay protests in Moscow during the contest) had in mind when he uttered "The aim of the gay movement is to destabilise the country and society and we will not let this happen." post comment

[05 May 2009|05:34pm] thegreatgonzo Remember the first one of you to say 'Godwin' loses the argument. Gorden Brown denies attempting to lure BNP votes into the fold for the Euro elections post comment

[23 Apr 2009|09:34pm] barbedwirekiss Some universities are so short on cash they offer extra course credits to students prepared to support unstable library shelves. Government denies lacking of funding is cause of structural decay post comment

[23 Apr 2009|09:21pm] barbedwirekiss Although not immediately obvious, these before and after photos show that John Prescott has actually had a small amount of cosmetic surgery. Media storm as Prezza denies facelift post comment

[23 Apr 2009|09:15pm] barbedwirekiss BOOBS! BBC News website aims to move to 'top shelf' status! post comment

[05 Apr 2009|12:26pm] barbedwirekiss It's not all doom and gloom as drag queens do the conga post comment

Mme. Tussaud's reveals experiment with mahogany [02 Apr 2009|11:05am] astatine210 "It's quite expensive, but as you can see it's a lot more lifelike than the waxwork on the left", explained spokeswoman Gwyneth Paltrow. post comment

[27 Mar 2009|09:39am] wrong1 World's earliest games console restored in museum of technology The Mars500 included 4 bit graphics, monophonic sounds from a speaker on the top and featured the games "Blob", "Mass" and "Mound" post comment

[21 Mar 2009|07:20am] barbedwirekiss BBC reporter suspended due to drink problems after seeing 'pink elephant' post comment

[16 Mar 2009|01:36pm] deathboy Gervais SAS Lovechild Befriends Man Bummed by Stationer post comment

[06 Feb 2009|07:28pm] barbedwirekiss "You little bastards saying Vista's crap? Well I got news for you. 20 million malaria ridden mosquitos! All for you!" Bill was reported to have shouted. Bill Gates arrested for attempted mass murder at Linux expo post comment

[06 Feb 2009|07:28am] barbedwirekiss Clarkson to sue after botched botox op post comment

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