| Fic: I'll Stop the World NC-17 H/W |
[October 11, 2008 @ 12:32am] |
Title: I’ll Stop the World
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1770
Summary: House has made a very important discovery. How does he share it with Wilson?
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Sad times
Special thanks: To ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) daasgrrl for the beta. She’s been wonderful help. Any remaining mistakes are mine alone :-)
I'll Stop the World
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| Fic: Piano Lesson |
[October 09, 2008 @ 5:52pm] |
Title: Piano Lesson
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2684
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Does anybody really own anything?
Summary: Wilson fails at playing piano. House tries to help. Piano!sex.
A/N: The tone ended up a little different than I'd expected at the end. It's a bit fluffy, rather porny, and slightly musicy. I hate (and suck at) coming up with titles. Chocolate chip cyber cookies to anyone who guesses what song they're trying to play. Beta by nemesishamartia
Piano!sex this-a way
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| fic: 9 Days, 7 Hours and 22 minutes |
[September 28, 2008 @ 12:33pm] |
Entry for round three of the ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) get_house_laid prompt fest.
Title: 9 Days, 7 Hours and 22 minutes
Author: Little Miss GG
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Words: 4991
Disclaimer/claimer: I disclaim!
Prompt: 082. House/Wilson -- established relationship. Been together so long things are slowly getting boring in the bedroom, House takes it upon himself to seduce Wilson all over again. Wilson approves.
Notes: This didn’t turn out quite how I originally intended but at least I finished it. And there is smut. And the ritual humilation of a duckling. And Wilson in glasses.
It’s no one’s fault that they haven’t had sex in nine days and seven hours and twenty two minutes...
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| Fic: Pied Piper |
[September 28, 2008 @ 12:04am] |
Title: Pied Piper
Pairing: H/W
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3070
Warnings/ spoilers: Vague spoiler for s4 in general. No warnings as far as I'm aware... Unless you need to be warned for mansecks in an NC-17 fic.
Disclaimer: I've asked Santa Claus for the boys. So far, he's totally dropped the ball.
Summary: Wilson walks in on House having eargasms. It progresses from there.
A/N: Beta'd by nemesishamartia, who has some very specific ideas about commas. I'm still grumbling about that. Any mistakes are his fault, because I can't handle taking any blame. And also because he's gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely.
Also, if you want to hear the song House is listening to, you can download it here
Eargasms this way
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| Fic: Show Stopper |
[September 17, 2008 @ 9:58pm] |
Title: Show Stopper
Author: nemesishamartia (Nems) and benjimmy (Ben)
Pairing: House/Wilson, Cuddy wanking
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Well, there's Cuddy wanking. And there's voyeurism.
Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 079. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson are in an established relationship. They fucked in Wilson's office and were caught on security tapes. Cuddy takes the tapes home for personal use.
Disclaimer: Nems: Say, Ben, do you own House?
Ben: *checks* Nope. Do you?
Nems: Nope.
Hence, no suing.
A/N: So, Ben and I were writing this fic and talking about it on IM. Now, CLEARLY Cuddy masturbates to this video, since she is obviously a H/W shipper, and so I asked Ben if he could write a female wanking. Ben's answer: "I can. I'll get a bit squeamish but I think if I can write necrophilia, then wanking should be doable." :D
Btw, it IS unbetaed. It's also late not because it wasn't done (we finished this before we finished Till Death Do Us Part), but because we just COULDN'T think of a title.
It would give a whole new meaning to 'home porn'.
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| Fic: Till Death Do Us Part |
[September 11, 2008 @ 12:01am] |
Title: Till Death Do Us Part
Author: nemesishamartia (Nems) and benjimmy (Ben)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: I think the fic works best sans any warnings at all, but in deference to the fact that some people just plain don't like some things, warnings linked here
Summary: House will always take care of Wilson.
Disclaimer: Nems: Say, Ben, do you own House?
Ben: *checks* Nope. Do you?
Nems: Nope.
Hence, no suing.
A/N: Betaed by the absolutely amazing magie_05 and shenth.
"C-SPAN always gets me hot, too."
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| Fic: Animal Comparisons |
[August 26, 2008 @ 12:52pm] |
Title: Animal Comparisons
Author: nemesishamartia (Nems) and benjimmy (Ben)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Shagging, rimming...
Summary: Written for get_house_laid prompt # 058. House/Wilson -- House isn't leaving Wilson alone no matter what does, so he tries to ignore House and read an article all the way through foreplay, the sexual act itself, climax and afterglow.
Disclaimer: Nems: Say, Ben, do you own House?
Ben: *checks* Nope. Do you?
Nems: Nope.
Hence, no suing.
A/N: Co-authoring is hard.
A/N 2: (From Nems). I'm x-posting to places Ben didn't. Sorry for spamming your flists :D
Here!
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| Fic: Everything To Hide |
[July 03, 2008 @ 9:22pm] |
Title: Everything To Hide
Author: nemesishamartia (Nems) and benjimmy (Ben)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: BDSM, bloodplay, waxplay, cutting, cock-ball torture (CBT), bondage, burning, asphyxiation.
Summary: Foreman finds out. This is in deelaundry's Leave in Quiet verse, the prequel to Un-see (scroll down, it's the second fic in the post).
Disclaimer: Nems: Say, Ben, do you own House?
Ben: *checks* Nope. Do you?
Nems: Nope.
Hence, no suing.
A/N: Betaed by the absolutely amazing deelaundry. Thank you!! /offers batches of cookies.
This was an extremely difficult fic to write for both of us. Really stretched our minds.
Foreman sighed as he stepped under the hot spray.
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| Fic: Interrupted |
[July 03, 2008 @ 4:08pm] |
Title: Interrupted
Author: Nemesis (Nems)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: House and Wilson try to take advantage of a moment to themselves. Belongs in the Laurenverse
Disclaimer: Okay. *munches some popcorn*. I'm watching the credits now... Wouldja look at that! They don't say "Nemesis" anywhere near there. Not even in the random tech stuffs. Guess it's not mine then!
A/N: Betaed by my amazing, wonderful, extremely attractive husband and wife, benjimmy and 1lostone. Erm... dedicated to Cris today. Right. Because I miss her lots
Dr. House is being forced would like to take this time and space to remind you that "puppies shouldn't be kicked, Chase is a whore, and reviews are love. Can I have a week off Clinic duty now?" Dr. Wilson would like to add, "Favorite lines are much appreciated, I'm told. Ditto for concrit."
“I’m having a nightmare now,” Wilson complained.
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| Fic: Smokescreen |
[June 26, 2008 @ 4:54am] |
Title: Smokescreen
Author: Nemesis (Nems)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Smoking
Summary: Basically, porn. And more porn. House smokes, Wilson... well. PORN. Do I have to repeat this?
Disclaimer: Okay. *munches some popcorn*. I'm watching the credits now... Wouldja look at that! They don't say "Nemesis" anywhere near there. Not even in the random tech stuffs. Guess it's not mine then!
A/N: Betaed by my amazing, wonderful, extremely attractive husband, benjimmy. Dedicated to him as well, because he liked it and because it's a smoking fic and just because I love him. /nods.
Dr. House is being forced would like to take this time and space to remind you that "puppies shouldn't be kicked, Chase is a whore, and reviews are love. Can I have a week off Clinic duty now?" Dr. Wilson would like to add, "Favorite lines are much appreciated, I'm told. Ditto for concrit."
“I’m going to seduce you with smoke,” House purrs.
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| Fic: Lessons In Housian |
[June 18, 2008 @ 7:45pm] |
Title: Lessons In Housian
Author: Nemesis (Nems)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: House is acting extremely odd, for House, anyway. It started with the surprise three-day weekend, and Wilson has no idea where it will end. In the same universe as A Letter Home and Congratulations, I suppose. Can be read alone, but why would you do that?
Disclaimer: Okay. *munches some popcorn*. I'm watching the credits now... Wouldja look at that! They don't say "Nemesis" anywhere near there. Not even in the random tech stuffs. Guess it's not mine then!
A/N: Betas! I love my betas. First and foremost: my husband benjimmy, who provides lovely support when I write my fics. And sparks my muse, sometimes. And checks my writing. And keeps me amused. My lovely wife, 1lostone also betaed, for which I am very grateful, mainly because she finally helped me settle on a title. I *really* hate titles.
This is for my wonderful, vacationing wife, Cris, who's always wanted me to write something longer in the House fandom. It's not the longfic she's been wanting, but it is officially the longest thing I've written in this fandom, so naturally it has to be dedicated to her. Naturally.
Dr. House is being forced would like to take this time and space to remind you that "puppies shouldn't be kicked, Chase is a whore, and reviews are love. Can I have a week off Clinic duty now?" Dr. Wilson would like to add, "Favorite lines are much appreciated, I'm told. Ditto for concrit."
Wilson added it to the list of neurological symptoms. It was… scary. He didn’t even have these entries in his mental Housian-English dictionary.
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| FIC: "Cupid's Dart" House/Wilson NC-17 |
[June 17, 2008 @ 11:16am] |
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I'm proud of this one – it took a long time to write and edit, and at 17 pages, it's three times as long as my typical House/Wilson fics. It's my version of the House/Wilson backstory, based on my fanwank that the two have been romantically and sexually involved, off and on, since they first met. This is not an original theory, and the House/Wilson college fic is not a novel idea, either. It's just my take on their history, based heavily on my own college experience.
It's a little different than my previous H/W fics in that it has a plot. I approached it with a little more gravitas, and treated it as I would my conventional non-erotic short stories. I hope you'll like it – I though of the f-list many times while writing it. As always, it's my gift to you. Enjoy!
Title: Cupid's Dart
Author: missviolet
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Drug use (marijuana). Hardcore romance, graphic tenderness, fluff. Oh, yeah, and sex - lots of it.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to David Shore, Fox, et. al. No infringement or disrespect intended.
Summary: Wilson meets House during his freshman year in college. Sparks fly.
Notes: A slightly alternate universe in which House and Wilson attended the same unnamed university.
read Cupid's Dart
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| Secretly |
[February 19, 2008 @ 10:04pm] |
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Title: Secretly
Author: Cassandra (Edited by: Rebecca)
Website: http://fadingeclipse.net
(Co-owned with Editor: http://fadingmadness.net)
Rating: NC-17 (It’s pure porn, don’t look for a plot)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Disclaimer: I always find these a little silly to put in, but whatever. They’re not mine, no money is being made, blah blah blah
Warning & Summary: Er... Possessive!House and sex against a door...
Feedback is always welcome
Feedback is always welcome
UPDATE (Edited): I have to say that House fandom is the best fandom I've been into so far. Usually you get… maybe one reply to a story unless you're the "In" crowd, but with House fandom I noticed that everyone is so nice, and usually has no problems giving feed back to the stories posted. I felt completely comfortable posting my porn for you all to read. Thank you so much!
And Now…
( On to the Porn! )
I was going for a fast paced sex scene so hopefully that's how it came out. Constructed Crit is welcome, it's always good to get things that help make the story better. And any typos, sorry for that!
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| Switching Places Part 2 |
[February 10, 2008 @ 8:20pm] |
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Title: Switching Places Part 2
Pairing: House/Wilson/Chase
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: It's kink. Read the notes. Also this isn't a Binding Forces 'verse fic.
Spoilers: Not so far.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. Blah, blah.
Summary: Smut with talking.
Notes: Written for the 50kinkywaysprompt table. 39. Collars (My Prompt Table)
(Switching Places Part 2)
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| Switching Places- House/Wilson/Chase |
[January 27, 2008 @ 12:16am] |
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Title: Switching Places Part 1
Author: whiteraven1606 Pairing: House/Wilson/Chase
Rating: NC-17 Warnings: It's kink. Read the notes. Also this isn't a Binding Forces 'verse fic. Spoilers: Not so far. Disclaimer: I don't own them. Blah, blah. If you haven't memorized this by now you haven't read enough fanfiction.
Summary: Smut with a tiny spark of plot (I did try to snuff it out. It just didn't work.).
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| FIC: "No Takebacks" House/Wilson, NC-17 |
[August 08, 2007 @ 1:20pm] |
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Hi all, it's been awhile since I posted my last fic. Here's a smutty PWP that I hope you will enjoy. Happy reading!
Title: No Takebacks Pairing: House/Wilson Rating: NC-17 Warnings: PWP - I mean, completely plotless smut. Summary: Er, does "Freshly-showered House smells rather nice, so he and Wilson get naughty on the infamous sofa" qualify as a summary? That’s about all there is to it. Notes: Takes place at some vague time after “Safe,” after Wilson moves into a hotel. Feedback: Always welcome, and I’ll be glad to fix any typos or errors, but remember this is porn, not literature!
Disclaimer: All characters belong to David Shore, Fox, et. al. No infringement or disrespect intended.
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| Reverberation (House/Wilson, NC-17) |
[May 20, 2007 @ 11:55pm] |
Title: Reverberation
Fic/art collaboration by: cryptictac and elicia8
Pairing: House/Wilson
Words: 15, 643
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: When the vulture flies sideways, the moon has hair on its upper lip.
Summary: Suffering in silence is agony.
Notes: This is a sequel Stereophonic Silence. If you've not read Stereophonic Silence, then I'd suggest reading that first before reading this. :)
( Reverberation )
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| Girls On Top |
[April 19, 2007 @ 9:30am] |
Title: Girls on Top
Author: EGGVIP
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor
Part: 1/3, 2/3, & 3/3
Summary: Wilson wants to reverse roles. Can House do it? ...Can Wilson?
1: “No, you’re ‘a man.’ I “da man.” I get to top.”
2: “How can you smile at a time like this? You’re about to sodomize someone."
3: “……derriere, mon cheree?”
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