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Created on 2008-04-08 20:18:41 (#15333392), last updated 2009-06-27
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vahinkoelain with the drabble-maticThe sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Bill strode along the path, making for Flamboyant Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Chirpy Microphone, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Toe.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his pleasing hairspray just in time to face the very ganz man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck lamely, and Bill barely raised his hairspray to meet the attack. They fought long and sensually until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Bill found himself forced to one knee, the man's hairspray pressed to his gothic eyelash. "I am Tom of Flamboyant Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Chirpy Microphone. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the closet."
But Bill had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his hairspray with a twist, overpowered Tom and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Bill said, looking down upon him.
Tom's cap shimmered like Gustav when dragged to a Nena concert. "I have underestimated you, Bill. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Bill's desire was enflamed. His eyelash throbbed and all his thoughts were to flail Tom like a pedo. Bill caressed Tom's dark cap and he responded. They came together hardly, and their joining was as thug-ish as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet leather jacket!" Bill groaned and flailed Tom as mildly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Bill said. "That's where I put the Chirpy Microphone for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed well on the grass, forgetful of all but their awesome love. "We will stay together forever," Tom said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Toe never got the Chirpy Microphone and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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