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1. General. G1. Cybertron is engulfed in war. Earth opens her shores as a refugee site for fleeing Transformer civilians. However, not all these refugees are who they claim to be.
2. Angst. Any continuity. When it comes to their human allies, its not so much dying that the Autobots are scared of, but rather, the process—the deterioration of body and mind, the onset of disease, the increasing frailty of already frail bodies, the process of aging.
3. Crack. G1. There is no ‘war,’ because both the Autobots and the Decepticons are actually loonies/nutjobs/escaped crazies from Cybertron.
Cybertronian1: You think we should save the humans?
Cybertronian2: Nah. They’re just as insane as the “Autobots” and the “Decepticons.”
Cybertronian1: Yeah, guess you’re right.
4. Angst. Any continuity. An Autobot mourns for his human allies. As each one dies, he makes a holoform of their image. He continually projects these holoforms. Sometimes, he’s caught talking to them. The other Autobots are sure that it isn’t healthy, but don’t know what to do. “He takes them everywhere with him.”
5. General. G1. The year is 3267, and the practice of transferring human minds to Transformer bodies is not only normal, but mandatory. By law, upon a human’s 18th birthday, the human must undergo the procedure, or face the penalties. Spike Witwicky turns 18 tomorrow, but having seen the Autobot-Decepticon war since he was a child running underfoot in his father’s Autobot hospital, he’s not sure if he wants to go through with it…
6. Angst. G1. Ever wonder why the humans in G1 (especially the cartoon) seem so damn hardy? Maybe it’s because you can’t kill what’s already dead.
7. Crack. G1 art. Inspired by another person’s bunny (sorry, I forgot who and where). Soundwave with human children crawling all over him. There’s even a child or two peeking out from his cassette-deck thing. In the background, the cassettes are chasing some rambunctious children. Soundwave looks worn out. Caption/description underneath this monstrosity: In CrackMirrorverse, Soundwave has a part-time job as a human daycare centre.
8. Crack. The Autobots meet a human, and have no choice but to deem him or her a dead end in evolution. Yes, he or she has to be worse than Astoria.
9. General, crack potential. I’m sure that someone has proposed this before, but this bunny is a collision of Canon G1 and Mirrorverse of a specific kind. I just want to see Megatron’s reaction when he finds out that Autobots are better at being evil than Decepticons are. In fact, he might even propose to Mirror!Optimus.
10. Crack. Any continuity. Cupid didn’t know that 1) Cybertronian metal was impervious to his arrows and that 2) Cybertronian metal caused his arrows to ricochet. Now an Autobot finds himself solicited for no apparent reason and despite all his efforts by a human girl (or boy, whatever tickles your crack muse), and said human’s fiancé(e) isn’t too happy with the situation. So…how is this going to be fixed? And also…who is the Autobot, and who was the arrow intended for? (Come on, I know someone out there wants to say Perceptor…and possibly Swindle. Or Motormaster. Whatever causes the most brain-breakage).
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so, most kids never see the face of an adult human? or interact with adults their size? That's...probably setting up all sorts of issues in the population. And I love the idea behind it. Spike does a runner!
6. Angst. G1. Ever wonder why the humans in G1 (especially the cartoon) seem so damn hardy? Maybe it’s because you can’t kill what’s already dead.
Just the human allies/friends/pets of the bots, or the whole human race?
7. Crack. G1 art. Inspired by another person’s bunny (sorry, I forgot who and where). Soundwave with human children crawling all over him. There’s even a child or two peeking out from his cassette-deck thing. In the background, the cassettes are chasing some rambunctious children. Soundwave looks worn out. Caption/description underneath this monstrosity: In CrackMirrorverse, Soundwave has a part-time job as a human daycare centre.
I could be wrong, but I think this one is my fault. Sorry. (A five year old demanding, "Unca, UP!" ring a bell?) And that is entirely too cute an image.*Snicker*
I actually was thinking the whole human race, but...would that imply that the Autobots and Decepticons actually *died* in that crash, and are stuck in the ghost realm with the humans? Hmm...(beats off another bunny with a carrot).
A five year old demanding, "Unca, UP!" ring a bell?
Yes! Yes it does! So YOU'RE the one that gave me this bunny! =)
Yeah, Nanny!Soundwave makes for a very cute image...
Your bunny actually prompted another image before it morphed into something from CrackMirrorverse. The original image was this:
The five year old demanding "Unca, UP!" and Soundwave looking down at him with the greatest expression of WTF? And then there's arrows, pointing "Mirrorverse human" to the 5-yr old and "G1 Soundwave" to Soundwave.
Of course, that didn't bode too well for the human...unless he made Soundwave crash. =) Silly human.
4. *tries hard not to laugh* That is so cute! *LOVES*
5. Why are evil!Autobots eviler than evil!Decepticons? I've always wondered. I hope someone adopts this!
10. (Come on, I know someone out there wants to say Perceptor…and possibly Swindle. Or Motormaster. Whatever causes the most brain-breakage).
Ok. *thinks* Cupid wanted to pair up Perceptor and Swindle, tried to shoot Perceptor and it bounced off him and hit a human. Said human then turned and saw Swindle, who was standing next to Perceptor. Swindle pauses in his attempt to flirt with the cute Microscope and looks down to see what's trying to climb his foot. Cue girly scream and frantic get-it-off-get-it-off-get-it-off dance. Perceptor watches in amusement while the human leech's lover tries to decide if he should laugh or cry.
Whoa...that would be a little bit freaky...and why do I see Bumblebee being the one doing it 0.o
8. Crack. The Autobots meet a human, and have no choice but to deem him or her a dead end in evolution. Yes, he or she has to be worse than Astoria.
Bwahahahahahahah!!!
9. General, crack potential. I’m sure that someone has proposed this before, but this bunny is a collision of Canon G1 and Mirrorverse of a specific kind. I just want to see Megatron’s reaction when he finds out that Autobots are better at being evil than Decepticons are.
*Continuing in laughing* Hahahahahaha!!! Great idea!
10. Crack. Any continuity. Cupid didn’t know that 1) Cybertronian metal was impervious to his arrows and that 2) Cybertronian metal caused his arrows to ricochet. Now an Autobot finds himself solicited for no apparent reason and despite all his efforts by a human girl (or boy, whatever tickles your crack muse), and said human’s fiancé(e) isn’t too happy with the situation. So…how is this going to be fixed? And also…who is the Autobot, and who was the arrow intended for?
*falls off chair from laughing* This was just great! I would love to see this try and bonus, BONUS points I would think if someone has the arrow hit Spike or Carly XD
So at 18 they get transformer bodies. How do they procreate after to get your typical biological human? If the human body has been departed by the conscious do they preserve the body as a breeding incubator?
8. Crack. The Autobots meet a human, and have no choice but to deem him or her a dead end in evolution. Yes, he or she has to be worse than Astoria.
I can think of a few candidates. Sadly they are real people. :(
You could go that way too. Myself...I kinda thought that they took to growing test-tube babies.
I can think of a few candidates. Sadly they are real people. :(
True, so true =(
I could actually see Optimus doing this. Imagine, the pressures of being the leader of a dying race finally starts to get to him and he doesn't want his new friends to leave him so soon.
9. The thing is, not only are Evil!Autobots eviler than Evil!Decepticons, but Good!Decepticons are better at being good that Good!Autobots are. Maybe it's the fact that we have a vast history to compare their personalities and make them the extreme polar opposite of what they are. Then there's the fact that since this is fanon we're writing for, we don't have to tone things down for the kiddies.