garurublue ([info]garurublue) wrote in [info]tf2007fun,
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Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme
THE KINK MEME HAS BEEN MAXXED! Go here: http://community.livejournal.com/tfanonkink/



I'm sure we've all seen one of these at some point. And I was sitting in front of my computer late at night (goddamn innsomnia) and it hit me. Transformers doesn't have it's own kink meme. And I was like "EHHH?!" Seriously, the fandom itself is a kink and we don't have a kink meme. How screwed up is that?


Here's how it works:

** You ANONYMOUSLY post a kink request you've always wanted to read but were too afraid/embarrassed to ask for or write yourself. Random folk will read your request and write you a drabble or ficlet, also ANONYMOUSLY.

** IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHO WROTE IT...KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

** Pretty much all Transformer fandoms go. Go wild people.

** You can make and fulfill as many requests as you like. Feedback (also ANONYMOUS) is highly encouraged, though not exactly a rule. Fics can be any length, full ficcage to a few sentences.

** If someone has already written for a particular request you can still write something too! No limits here.

** If you make a request, try to respond to one as well to keep the meme active.

** Remember this is a kink meme, not a pairing meme. Don’t just list the pairing you want to see a story about but what you’d like to see them doing.
Wrong way: I want some Bee/Sam action!
Right way: I want to see Bee/Sam bondage while the other bots watch! (seriously, I would love that)

Resources:
List of Kinks
Kink Meme FTW: List of Different Memes
Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme Archive Post by sister_dear




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(Anonymous)
2007-10-21 08:23 pm UTC (link)
Bumblebee/Sam/Mikaela, with creative use of Bee's gearstick.

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Bee/Sam/Mikaela + gearshift Response
(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 03:43 am UTC (link)
Definitely falls under MA/NC-12 category...

Bumblebee wasn’t sure when the touching became intentional but suspected that Mikaela started it and Sam quickly followed suit. Only a short time ago did they pull up to the overlook, the unofficial hangout for the three of them. There was some idle chatter but mostly they took a moment from their busy lives to just relax and let the quiet surroundings ease the tension they all felt.

Mikaela always had a thing for running her fingers across the seatbelt, letting the textured material comfort her. Bee enjoyed it as well, finding that it comforted him too, having his humans here with him. Sam would run his fingers over the steering wheel and over the Autobot emblem at the center. It was the same every time they came out here.

Except for tonight.

Fingers that would usually caress the seat belt moved away and ran along the inside of the door. They teased him by running little paths this way and that, delving into the little crevices that existed there. Bee barely refrained from shuddering as little shocks of pleasure shot through his frame wherever Mikaela touched him. Sam picked up on this though, and began caressing the steering wheel, varying the pressure in different places. Still, Bee managed not to allow himself to respond physically.

He feared letting them know just how much he enjoyed their company…and their touch. He feared letting them know just how much he cared for them.

It was when Mikaela unbuckled the seat belt and leaned over, flicking out her tongue and dragging it over the top of his gearshift, that Bee’s frame shuddered. He could feel Sam’s smirk through the seat. But not a word was spoken and suddenly Bee found himself in a situation far more serious than anything he’d experienced before. Mikaela’s confidence grew, as did Sam’s explorations. The human male’s hands trailed across the dashboard and then darted down to the seats, pinching at the seams. Bee’s engine revved at the sensation as energy pulsed through him.

At one point, Sam pulled Mikaela up and kissed her, passionately. Bee would have been jealous of the attention, save for the fact that both his humans were caressing his seats as their kiss deepened. His engine purred just as his whole body shook from the pleasure he received.

The pace of their movements stumbled for a moment and then picked up as clothes were quickly removed and tossed to the floors. Bee revved his engine in protest when, for a brief moment, his humans’ hands were only on each other.

He heard Sam mumble “Sorry Bee” before they both had one hand on Bee and the other on each other.
Suddenly, Mikaela pushed Sam back into the driver’s seat as she maneuvered herself so that she was straddling the section between the front seats, her back pressed against the radio. If Bee were human, he would have frowned in confusion, not understanding what she was attempting to do.

((due to size limit, posting in two sections))

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-21 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Sparksex as a means of passing the Matrix from one Prime to the next. Pretty please?

AU, in that the new recipient Prime can be anyone the author chooses, but the previous Prime should be Optimus.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-30 08:09 am UTC (link)
Someone really, really needs to do this. Please? Pretty please?

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From one to the next - (Anonymous), 2008-10-21 11:40 pm UTC
Re: From one to the next - (Anonymous), 2008-10-22 01:03 am UTC
Sparksex to pass on the Matrix - (Anonymous), 2009-03-17 10:14 pm UTC
Sparksex to pass on the Matrix part 2 - (Anonymous), 2009-03-17 10:16 pm UTC
Sparksex to pass on the Matrix part 3 - (Anonymous), 2009-03-17 10:17 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-10-21 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Blackout/Scorponok sex. Playing up the symbiotic partnership, Scorpy's animalisticness, and overall borderline bestiality sort of angle.

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Master
(Anonymous)
2007-11-03 04:38 am UTC (link)
How about fucked up D/S and scarification? Not quite sex but close enough to be kinky. XP

Blackout took a certain vicious pleasure in controlling and dominating everything around him. His drone Scorponok was no different. The scorpion actually carried Blackout’s personal brand with a mark of simplistic pride. The chopper didn’t know just how much his pet understood but Scorponok did seem to take a certain animalistic pleasure in it’s Master’s attentions.

Only in private of course….

Blackout would never allow such weakness to be shown or paraded about in front of his fellow Decepticon’s. No, his ownership and dominating of Scorponok took place deep in secrets of his trans-scanned cargo-hold or in the hide-out they’d lately commandeered.

Just like now, Blackout held down Scorponok as the smaller Decepticon struggled weakly. The black arachnid-type always got a little panicky and wild whenever Blackout handled it’s spark chamber. It was because of Scorponok’s hesitance that Blackout did it.

Anything to force his will and supremacy onto another Decepticon. Especially his pet.

“Stop struggling.” Blackout hissed. The dangerous snarl in his tone seemed to reach down deep into Scorponok’s primitive mind and the drone stopped struggling. It shuddered and clicked it’s mandables unhappily but rolled over obidiently as Blackout indicated that he should.

“Open yourself to me.” The directive was calmer now but not less sinister.

The layers of armored plating slowly melted back as Scorponok opened the chamber that held his spark. The black drone’s tail swayed and curled apprehensively but it’s Master did not seem to notice or care. There was enough cybervenom in the poisoned tail to even paralyze a large mech like Blackout. Scorponok was not stupid enough to attempt something like that.

It could not live without it’s Master and if Scorponok dared to harm Blackout, it’s Master would rip him slowly to pieces. He’d done it to every other drone he controlled. Scorponok had seen three other drone types like himself be slowly and meticulously taken apart and was not stupid enough to repeat that kind of mistake.

No, Scorponok was primitive compared to other Decepticons but it was not stupid.

Blackout smiled nastily and traced his fingers along Scorponok’s spark casing. “Good….just….like….that.” Blackout hissed and raked his short claws across the metal in front of him.

Scorponok uttered a loud, pained cry. Unable to form words of protest, all it could do was scream and shudder beneath it’s Master’s ministrations.

That was what Blackout wanted though. His red optics burned with a malicious sort of pleasure and fanged teeth were revealed in his evil smile. “Good.” He praised in a back-handed sort of way and continued to scratch his mark upon Scorponok’s spark chamber.

The brand would heal itself within a matter of days and this was a process Blackout repeated with much relish. Because every time Scorponok’s internal repair systems healed the wounds he inflicted, Blackout just went back and did it again.

For the rest of it’s days, Scorponok would wear the mark of it’s Master on it’s spark chamber and it was cradled there with a simply sort of pride by the drone. Because Master was happy when he hurt it and Scorponok was happy when Master was pleased.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-21 09:56 pm UTC (link)
I want to see Frenzy/Barricade with Frenzy topping. I want to see creative use of Frenzy's hacking abilities, Frenzy being agressive, and interesting uses for
Barricade's compartment where he keeps Frenzy.

Or Maggie/Frenzy/Glen. Play it from a technophiliac angle especially from Glen's point of view.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-24 02:03 am UTC (link)
It might not be quite what you want-- I couldn't figure out the way to play in the interesting use of Frenzy's compartment, but still, your prompt bugged me so here you go <3

Barricade could feel Frenzy's anxiety as the smaller robot scrambled from on end of the car to the other and side to side, eye stalks glancing this way and that way at the Humans. Frenzy was speaking quickly, mostly talking to himself in a combination of electrical gibberish and Cybertronian, but he didn't make it a point to understand the other anymore.

get away from the insectinsect--insects, disgusting bugs, squish them, get away Frenzy commanded so suddenly and inwardly, Barricade could have frowned and snarled back a remark... if they really had anything truly important to do. Right now, he was cruising a multi-story parking lot, the both of them patiently waiting for Blackout's report for his success-- or his failure. And they were both terribly bored, with Frenzy squeaking his honest dislike for the flesh-and-bone creatures just outside the car. If Barricade hadn't locked his doors, he was sure the little cretin would have scrambled outside to cause some interesting distraction and destruction.

Starscream's orders, or really, pleas, were to draw as little attention to themselves as possible until they've gotten word of the All-Spark. That included keeping Frenzy distracted, especially when the little bastard is bored. Barricade, with all his restraint, took care to make sure to distract Frenzy and himself from their more destructive nature, though his patience was wearing thin by the day.

shinyshiny, shiny barricade Even if these distractions involved quite a few very awkward and very random incidents, mostly on the smaller bot's behalf. Like now, as Frenzy's maybe too-sharp digits gently scratched along the steering wheel, gripping just barely enough in attempt to make Barricade turn onto a ramp leading to a hopefully less crowded level of the parking lot. Barricade didn't comply, jerking the wheel back and continued cruising along. He may lower himself to being called Frenzy's ally, but he hadn't lower himself to, for lack of a better term, being his bitch.

Frenzy made some obscene noise, and for a moment, Barricade thought that he was just going to throw a fit, scratching the leather interior at Barricade's noncompliance until the spaz of anger would drift back into distraction and dislike of the Humans.

But.

But he did something completely different-- and new.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-21 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Maggie, being technophiliac, will do anything for a good hack, and that includes allowing Frenzy to hump her, on top of Barricade's hood. It's not like she doesn't love machines already!

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-21 11:13 pm UTC (link)
"But if you'd just let me take one look!" Maggie found her legs abruptly hit Barricade's glossy bumper. The Saleen's engine growled in a irritated warning, ignoring the excited chatter of his silver partner as Frenzy chittered and chattered back in his native tongue.

"See here, I only want to take a peek at your systems. One tiny peek--I promise!"

That comment was replied to by a series of incomprehensible clacks and mutterings. Sharp fingers jabbed relentlessly at her stomach and Frenzy's eye-stalks fixed Maggie with a bright blue stare that seemed to demand 'Why in the world would I let a squishy like you into my programming?'

There was another resounding roar from Barricade's engine that the tiny creature in front of her silence with a quick string of irritated syllables.

Okay, well, people like flattery don't they? Maggie wasn't unfamiliar in attempts to sway people to her way of thinking. Unfortunate thing is that her tries almost always seem to work on only Glen.

"Look, can you blame me for wanting to take a look at the mechanism that hacked the Pentagon computers in less than ten seconds?" Okay, sure that was technically Blackout's attempt, but she wasn't timing when Frenzy had made his attempt.

Said silver gremlin's irritated pokes stopped and what could only be called an expression of smug confidence shifted onto Frenzy's face.

"Squishy. Squishy sweet talk well," cackled Frenzy, winding in a way that Maggie thought would be entirely impossible for a mechanical being around her body. "Sweet talk good for squishies. Yes yes yes. Frenzy don't mind."

Was Frenzy purring?

"W-well, that's good then. So what do you say the--" Maggie's words are cut short by a startled gasp and the sound of hands squeaking loudly across polished fiberglass. Her own hands squeaking over Barricade's polished hood. Frenzy leered, positively leered from her side, one finger still occupied with sliding teasingly between Maggie's legs. Her mind reeled in utter shock, all previous situations she had pictured might have happened with the Decepticon were thrown out the window.

Without one thought about who that car was behind her, Maggie scrambled up Barricade's hood. Her stiletto heels left wobbly scratches along the Saleen's finish. Frenzy chased after, adding his own spindly lines as Barricade roared his displeasure.

"Squishy scared?" came Frenzy's amused laughter as he wound around Maggie once more, stealing away the warmth underneath her trench coat. Her struggles ceased as her surprise died down, adrenaline rush giving way to more logical processes once more.

Her response to Frenzy's accusation was cut off as he rubbed against her body. All sharp angles and hardness, barely cushioned by her clothing. Instead she responds bodily, arching into that metallic touch and gleeful chatter.

"Not scared, not scared, not scared! Funny squishy!" Frenzy wriggles delightfully. "Sweet talking, cooperating, squishy. Maybe Frenzy change his mind. One peek, one peek, yesss."

Whatever thanks Maggie would have to wait as those questing fingers return again while three other hands paw curiously, tweaking here, and poking experimentally there.

A few days later, she arrived at Glen's house. Laptop clutched protectively in her arms while she grinned, covered in tiny scratches and bruises...and were those teeth marks?

"Wha-wha-what Maggie! Where have you been?"

"Having the time of my life, Glen. Time of my life."

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-21 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Optimus doesn't get enough love.

What I want is a good ol' Sunstreaker/Optimus/Sideswipe fic. The twins, being their usual selves, get in trouble and are sent to Optimus' office. While he's yakking away about their punishment and how they need to learn to behave themselves, they decide the old guy needs to loosen up...and are more than happy to show him how.

How I want this to go is the twins overtaking Optimus and him being surprised, against the idea, then submissive before there's a small interlude of twincest when the mood gets hot~ which Optimus watches before becoming the dominant one in the threesome.

It can be G1 or Movieverse, I don't care. All I want is some hot Twin/Optimus Prime lovin'z.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 03:37 am UTC (link)
Seconded. SOMEBODY DO THIS!!!

I have no familiarity whatsoever with the twins, so I really can't do them justice, but I'd like to meet them. Preferably here.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-21 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Desepticons somehow managed to capture Optimus Prime.
Bondage, whipping, torture, non-consensual sex, forced pleasure, threesomes, - whatever you like, the more the best. But please no describing Optimus as a whining damsel in distress, he must take it all as a proud and noble 'bot he is.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 03:45 am UTC (link)
UNF!

Lmao, this sounds hot. I will love whoever it is that takes this up.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-21 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Humiliation is a big kink of mine. Somebody please write humiliation smut with Prime being the one humiliating whoever - don't care who. Show us Prime's dark side!

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 07:24 am UTC (link)
I know that such a piece is in progress of being written. It goes along the lines of:
"I need every single one of of you to do his job, if we want the universe to ever be safe. I can't allow Autobots like you to run wild." Optimus said. "Which brings you here, Sunstreaker. I'll teach you to follow orders, whatever it takes."
The last phrase was accented by a rough hold of the terrified Twin's neck.
"By the time we're done here, you'll learn to obey me in everything. Air, Energon, recharge, light. You'll learn your place."
"What are you going to do to me, Optimus?" Sunstreaker asked.
A sharp slap rang inside the small room.
"This is for speaking without permission, little piece of trash."

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Sam/Barricade
(Anonymous)
2007-10-21 10:55 pm UTC (link)
I'd love to see something where Sam is kidnapped by Barricade and develops Stockholm syndrome/amnesia.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-23 09:21 am UTC (link)
"Samuel James Witwicky."

He coughed. Hair fell into his face, tickling his nose.

"Samuel James Witwicky."

Blood pounded in his forehead, so he leaned back against the seat. He looked around for the source of the voice. "Y-yes? Are you talking to me?" His lips were dry; he licked them.

"It's about time you woke from stasis." The voice seemed to come from everywhere at once, a deep commanding voice that belonged to someone older, powerful.

"Where am I?" he managed to ask. His weight shifted, and with dim horror he realized he was in a moving vehicle. Not even waiting for a reply, he scrabbled desperately for a handhold.

The voice growled. "You are safe. I am Barricade, your companion. You are Samuel James Witwicky, aka ladiesman217. We are at war."

His arms and legs flailed as he tried to brace himself on something, anything. A seat belt snapped around him, holding him tight. Helpless. Curiously comforting. "My car is talking to me!" he said, as though saying the words grounded everything in reality, made the unreal real. "This is crazy!"

"You were injured," the voice went on, and the car took a sharp left that made his belly jump. "I saved you. Together we will find the other Decepticons and make a stand against the menace."

"Menace?" Images flitted through his mind -- disjointed memories, like pieces of a puzzle that didn't fit. Cars, robots, explosions... and most maddening of all, feelings of love. Belonging.

The voice dropped so low that it seemed to purr with the engine. "The Autobots."

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 12:10 am UTC (link)
Ironhide/Will. Ironhide shows that Will is his bitch after being made jealous for the nth time. Electric-Shock play please! Hologram!Ironhide will be a plus but not necessary.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-26 10:34 am UTC (link)
I hope this is what you meant :) It turned out a bit long, so I’m posting in several parts.

Ironhide/Will, jealousy, electric shock and holo!smut ^_^

“Left pocket. Left. Pocket, man,” Sergeant Epps repeated distinctly, taking aim with his rifle as Captain Will Lennox did his best to find the cell-phone in the back sections of Sergeant’s khaki colored trousers. Will’s cell-phone had prematurely and tragically deceased in the hands of its grieving owner a minute prior, when he’d tried to call Sarah and tell her that he was done with shooting practice and heading home in the nearest future.

“You got, like, ten left pockets here!” Will shook his head in disbelief as his hands roamed over Epps’ well-shaped backside in a thorough search. As if the Qatar incident would teach him something, Will thought. “Damn the designer of these pants,” he murmured to himself. His words were cut off by a deafening sound of Epps’ rifle discharging that echoed from the smooth paint-covered walls of the shooting-gallery.

A moment later Epps grunted with lazy annoyance. “You keep groping my ass like that, an’ I’ll miss all the targets.”

“Yeah, an’ ya keep seekin’ for excuses for yer bad aim, man,” Jazz’s hologram smirked, his eyes hidden behind the mirror of his sunglasses. The Autobot saboteur presented quite a sight, leaning against the table where the spare ammo was waiting for Sergeant’s attention.

Epps tore his eyes away from his target and lowered the rifle, giving Jazz an exaggeratedly insulted look. “Well, you should try doing that with his hands on your butt if you’re that smart.” His lips stretched into a smile. “You might actually enjoy it.”

Will, who never stopped with his search mission, gave Epps a cocky grin. “Well, who knows, maybe I am enjoying it, shooter-boy,” he deadpanned.

Jazz laughed at that, tilting his head back. “Whatever, Will, but keep in mind – Epps’ ass is mine.”

Will chuckled, and his expression clearly said: ‘possessive freaking Autobot’. That very second his hands stumbled on something hard in one of the pockets. “Got it!” Will exclaimed, wiping the perverse smile away from his face and producing the desired cell-phone from Epps’ pants.

Captain stepped away from the two and from the noise of Epps reloading his weapons. His gaze shifted to the exit where Ironhide’s hologram was standing stiffly and quietly, his impressive tattooed hands folded on his muscular chest. As Will’s fingers pressed the buttons on autopilot he caught Ironhide’s steely stare. The weapons specialist’s face was unreadable, but Will could see a hidden fire in his turquoise eyes. Knowing Ironhide, it was pretty much like him when the Autobot got annoyed by “the organics”. However, now Will couldn’t find the reason for one of Ironhide’s swings into bad mood, and it made him concerned. But before he could try to make any mental assumptions, Sarah’s cheerful voice replaced the monotone beeps and dragged Captain’s attention away from his silent guardian…

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“Wha- Ironhide?” Will asked in confusion, watching their house drift by outside the window and disappear around the corner as they passed it and sped away.

He got no answer from his guardian, which brought back the worried thoughts from before. Will put his hands on the steering wheel, trying to get the black Autobot’s attention by the physical contact. “Hey, buddy, what’s up? We just missed our house, if you haven’t noticed.”

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 12:19 am UTC (link)
All fandoms? Ohman... I've been wanting on a certain one for a while, like a kid at Kinky Christmas.

Beast Wars. Optimus Primal/Dinobot, dominance/submission kink, heavy use of leadership and chain of command and following orders.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-30 08:54 pm UTC (link)
I really tried with this. Tried to keep them relatively IC, and tried to actually get to kinky anything. Unfortunately, I've found that I'm utterly incapable of writing sex for mechanical organisms, much less ones that also turn into animals.

So, here's what I managed to get down. Someone else is more than welcome to continue it. Hopefully I set up a decent enough base for someone to continue from. ^^;

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 03:08 am UTC (link)
Beast Wars/Robots in Disguise: Sky-byte/Depth Charge or vice versa, with someone from the Autobots or Decepticons playing voyuer. Would prefer beast modes, but robots are good too. Play up on the animalistic nature that define a Maximal or Predicon from an Autobot or Decepticon. The more animalistic traits the better.

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(Anonymous)
2007-11-04 02:35 am UTC (link)
*puurrrrs* You know, I am tempted...so very tempted...

*goes to research Depth Charge*

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Depthcharge/Sky-byte - (Anonymous), 2007-11-04 03:47 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 03:42 am UTC (link)
Sam and Mikaela have sex on the hood of a police car, which unbeknownst to either of them happens to be Barricade.

Barricade's POV.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 04:29 am UTC (link)
Somebody needs to do this.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 04:16 am UTC (link)
wonderful idea

Non-holo Jazz/Maggie smut. I'm sick of holos. fun use of either form, doesn't matter. fun use of seatbelts would be a bonus.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 05:59 am UTC (link)
Amen, I'm sick of holos too.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 04:17 am UTC (link)
One of the 2007 movieverse mechs, preferably Jazz, has a problem with lubricant containment, and needs to wear the TF equivalent of a diaper until Ratchet can get the problem sorted out.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 07:26 am UTC (link)
I'll call your smut and raise it with:
To solve the problem, lots of tinkering in private places is required, and Jazz is all too happy to get Ratchet's attention.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-10-26 10:59 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 04:32 am UTC (link)
Something about Optimus(remaining a bot!!!) joining Sam and Mikaela while they're having sex. Maybe he knows where they go in the base to do it and it turns him on to watch...

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 11:46 am UTC (link)
Oh god yes! Please! Someone?? Optimus the voyeur. Maybe even with Optimus using a holoform to take Mikaela while Sam watches, although holo's have been done to death.

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Optimus/Sam/Mikaela - (Anonymous), 2008-05-22 12:35 am UTC
Re: Optimus/Sam/Mikaela - (Anonymous), 2008-05-22 02:30 am UTC
Re: Optimus/Sam/Mikaela - (Anonymous), 2008-05-22 07:11 pm UTC
no subject? - (Anonymous), 2009-03-26 09:01 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 04:33 am UTC (link)
A post movie AU Megatron/Slave!Sam with other decepticons and maybe a helpless Bee being forced to watch.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 11:48 am UTC (link)
Could up this to Optimus being spark-raped by Megatron while the other Autobots are forced to watch (someone mentioned this already, I think).

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Drabble - (Anonymous), 2008-07-02 11:27 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 06:50 am UTC (link)
Blackout/Will with Ironhide watching. Blackout wants revenge on a certain human who shot him up the ass.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 04:40 pm UTC (link)
*laughs*


totally.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 11:55 am UTC (link)
Megatron fucks Starscream into submission, while humans watch thinking they are just fighting. Extra points if it's in front of Sam's high school, and he's the one who figures out what's really going on.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 12:34 pm UTC (link)
Oh yes, that sounds excellent. Maybe I'll think about writing this today during class...

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I'm doing it! - (Anonymous), 2007-10-22 10:37 pm UTC
I'm doing it, pt2 - (Anonymous), 2007-10-22 11:14 pm UTC
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Re: I'm doing it, pt2 - (Anonymous), 2009-01-28 06:02 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 03:50 pm UTC (link)
Starscream x Skywarp x Thundercracker. Intimate and seductive flying in jet mode. Inflight interfacing, preferably in jet mode with lightning crackling between their wings as the interface method.

While the Autobots are watching without the trine's knowledge.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 03:58 pm UTC (link)
That actually sounds quite beautiful.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 04:42 pm UTC (link)
has anyone actually done an alien ass probing story before?

for science? *snerk*

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(Anonymous)
2007-11-16 02:50 am UTC (link)
... I have an idea for this, but it will be so crack that I'm not sure anyone will be able to read it with a straight face.
For the record, do you care if there's mpreg or implications thereof in it?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-16 02:53 am UTC
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This is completely ridiculous. - (Anonymous), 2007-12-04 06:44 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 09:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm not above begging for Optimus/Bumblebee in which the focus is on Bumblebee's much smaller size, delicacy, cuteness etc. More G1-applicable than movie-applicable, probably, but either would be loved.

Bonus points for hurt/comfort and snuggling after smut. Please? ♥

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Seconded!! Had this on my brain for a while (using movie forms though). Hard to find Op/Bee fics.

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Here is a snippid - (Anonymous), 2008-02-03 05:46 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-10-22 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Optimus and Maggie, that pairing doesn't get enough love. While Ironhide watches maybe?

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-23 09:13 am UTC (link)
Ooh...that sounds hot. ;3

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-23 01:24 am UTC (link)
I'd like to see Sam estim-ed by Bee-- and for them both to get off on it.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-23 01:29 am UTC (link)
Okay, I'm going to have to ask-- what is "estim-ed"?

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AGH! The long kills me! - (Anonymous), 2008-02-10 08:40 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2007-10-23 07:13 am UTC (link)
I want the Decepticons to kidnap Sam, and when Bee comes to his rescue, they make him do embarrassing sexual favors to everyone to get him back! Sex them or Sam gets squished! Also, make Sam watch, feel free to make him join too. >;D Maybe have Bee call for backup??

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