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Teh Hasselhoff
I shall smite those who scoff!

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Website:

The REAL Hasselhoff

Location:

Flint, Michigan, United States

About:

This is a place for those who know of the wonderous powers of Teh Hasselhoff to gather. This will be an elite group, as many are not aware of the great powers of Teh Hasselhoff.

Those who scoff, will be smited. The members of this group have no say in that. It is just pure reality. And you people better get used to it.

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Ode to David Haesselhoff

We worship you, worship you, David Hasselhoff!

Where do you live? In a castle of course,

with lawns awash with your fans,

glorious choruses, playing of bands,

the joy and delerium of being quite near

to Hasselhoff! Hasselhoff! Hasselhoff's here!

We adore you, beseech you, implore you oh lord,

drop down your shield and show us your sword!

One time we tried to hire out a glider

to fly over you and Kitt filming Knight Rider.

Then into an elephant I cut a gray notch

before sitting down to see you in Bay Watch.

The Hasselhoff doll that I keep in my room

full size with a jacket that I pray to in times of prospective doom,

it saves me, delivers me, exports me to lands

where I'm shielded from danger by your gentle hands.

But most of all we adore your heavy brown hair,

your muscular body and jaw firm and square.

Oh Hasselhoff, Hasselhoff, Hasselhoff D -

you're more of a man than I'll ever be!

Written with respect and awe by Jem.
(taken from The Official David hasselhoff Site of Worship

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