House's Valentine's episode just now.

Cameron: "Don't get me wrong. I still think true love's out there. Possibly in another galaxy."

Yes, Cameron, yes it is. With your Athosian beekeeper war hero husband.

♥

(Nearly) Everything We've Ever Said About Eliska and Rodney's First Pregnancy.
Part one. Cause. I feLl up the stairs and hurt my leg and I keep getting distracted by Peter and Nathan and X3OMG. So. This whole rest of the week is hereby Eliska week. I'll finish up the next couple days.
So. Part one.


( 07-23-2005 - 01-24-06; LiveJournal posts/comments, and one ym thingy from August. )

More tomorrow from the IM vaults omg.

It's offically Eliska's birthday.
It doesn't look like I'm going to finish up my 'Everything We've Ever Said About Eliska' post before bed tonight (because I'm still procrastinating! Horrible Ash!) so I am just posting a wee note right now.

Let us all have a quick moment of sympathy for poor Rodney. The only man on Atlantis to ever experience natural childbirth. Poor, poor Rodney.

Happy Birthday little Eliska. You're the start of something wonderful.

Oh shit, so I totally said 'crackverse update tomorrow!' and that was like, fifteen thousand days ago. Lame.
Anyways. These are just random conversationses again because I can't really be bothered to write anything up just yet (though there will be something on Eliska's birthday! A big whole detailed history of a something! Or something. 13 days!)

There is an ASSLOAD of stuff behind this cut. Just a warning. Nearly a month's worth of stuff.
I think it's separated into like "categories" and stuff, but dude. It's eight in the morning. I was supposed ot be asleep hours ago.

Oh and OFFICIAL BABY NAMING NEWS!
Vala's daughter (not the evil one, the one Daniel and Mitchell raise on Atlantis) has a name.
Her name is Lena.
Rejoyce in the fact that we now only need names for Shep and Ronon's twins
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

( Read more... )


If there is anyone out there who isn't Amber (because she's read it already, heh.) Who would like to read a bunch of tiny little crappy Daniel/Mitchell fics, let me know and I will post them.
They're not "really" crackverse, except for maybe one, but they are so, you know, whatever.

Oh and this is really important so it goes outside the cut.

Crackverse babies official birthdays.
Eliska : October 3rd 2006
Anna : January 21st 2010
Timothy : July 23rd 2012
Twins : Dec 17 2008
Lena : September 28th 2009
Jacob : November 24th 2010

There are some very cute things about Eliska that aren't in this post because they're being saved for the third. So ha. *withholds information*

I apologize if this is totally unreadable butI am so tired I can't be bothered to put it in better format or whatever.
Tag this when you wake Ash.

( spoiler for 'House, MD' 3.02 )

So, that is the story of how it's Chase's fault that Foreman got pregnant. The end.

( August 10 2006 : Eliska's Birthday, Tom's Bar, Chase and Katie, Ford )

( August 11 2006 : Daniel/Mitchell (minor future episode spoilers (The Shroud), but I think we might have mentioned them in an IM here before so whatever), time doesn't seem as far away during intial planning stages, Caldwell assimilating, patches and embroidery machines, stories of Sateda, space bees, Crazy Uncle Ford )

( August 12 2006 : Daniel/Mitchell, running, Vala and poker (just two things I want to remember, really.) )


August 13th was all about me slashing Cyclops and Wolverine. No crackverse that day. Sad eh?
I mention this because? I want people to know I'm weird? I don't know.


( August 14 2006 : Ronon = world's best soccer mom, Daniel/Mitchell, post-superbowl party, Daniel's new glasses )

( August 19 2006 : Foreman & Lorne vs Foreman/Lorne, Sheppard's tearful coming out, Caldwell's victory dance, Sam/Rodney )

( August 20/21 2006 : Daniel/Mitchell, Post 200 Jack hate galore! More spoilers of 'The Shroud' variety but nothing you probably won't see in the commercials, anonymous underground movements )


( Tonight in Amber's journal : Tom's, Mitchell-in-a-band, The Suicide Kidz, Athosian Folk groups, karaoke sundays )



Feel free to add tags to this. Srsly. It's too late for any more tags. But I love tags. Tag this entry.

SHEPPARD: I'm teaching Teyla how football's the cornerstone of western civilization.
WEIR: And you didn't invite me?
SHEPPARD: You like football?
WEIR: No, not really.
SHEPPARD: Oh, come on. It's real, it's unpredictable, it's full of passion... and beer, hot dogs...
MCKAY: Cheerleaders.

The Daedalus is twilight-barking the broadcast to Atlantis, where Sheppard is hosting an awesome bash that Weir wasn't invited to ("Go, go, take a few days off, hang out with Caldwell on the Daedalus, we'll be fine here...").
Meanwhile, Mitchell invited, like, everyone at the SGC to Daniel's his place to watch the game, but only Daniel and Sam and Teal'c showed up. And maybe Chevron Guy and Siler. And Daniel got half a beer in him and started ranting and rambling about the sociological implications of watching rather than participating in team sports, and Mitchell was all sad because omg his party failed. Everyone always snubs the new guy.

BUT. He and Daniel had sex on Daniel's his couch once everyone else had left.

( August 09 2006, Daniel and Mitchell, squee and cuteness, mode of transportation spoilers for upcoming episodes, some Jack hate, PowerBars taste better than people. None of really has much to do with the crackverse, techically, other than that Daniel and Mitchell as we write them are the crackverse. Except for the last part about the PowerBars.  )

There will be mode of transportation spoiler fic soon. Or at least fake fic. I emailed Amber a bit of it earlier. I am excited.
Here have something else I emailed Amber a few days ago it's crap but whatever :

Mitchell walks out onto the balcony. "Woah. Damn, it's bright out here."
"For Atlantis, not so much."
"Well compared to the simulated sunlight of the Daedalus. This... is bright."
"You should see high noon in the middle of the Atlantian summer season. The sun reflecting off the water. That is bright."
"In other words you're tellin' me I should have invested in a good pair of shades before leavin' Earth."
"You'll get used to it." Daniel smiles looking out across the ocean. "It's really rather beautiful."
"It's beautiful now."
"Yeah." He turns to look at Mitchell. "It is."

Crackverse fic and art by me.
Cause. I honestly do need a list to keep track.

Fic (none of which have titles, I don't do titles)
Daniel/Mitchell, Daniel leaves for Atlantis followed by this.
McKay/Zelenka, morning sickness fic. Yes.

I think I missed something. :/ Random crappy snippets coming later when I find them all.



The Best Mpreg Comic Ever (which is pretty much just the crackverse comic now, but whatev. Original title.)
001 - ...Bastard (Reading this + comments = essential.)
002 - Mama? pt.1
003 - Mama? pt.2
004 - Morning Sickness
005 - How about one for...

Other stuff :
Happy Impregnation Day!!!
Sheppard and Ronon
Weir and Caldwell
House and Wilson



Also, anyone wondering exactly how/when this started should read the comments here.
That would be the very beginning.
Also, also, if there's something you would like to hear more about just like, ask. It'll give me a starting point and stuff because, right now, I have no idea where to.
There's just too much. It's hurting my braaaaaaain.

Maybe it's just the politics student in me, but one of my favorite things about the crackverse is the revolution. ( Musings on the revolution. )


And with that sappy-as-hell longer-than-necessary introduction out of the way, I offer a little ficlet about the eve of the revolution.

( Untitled, written May 26, 2006. )

( August 07 2006, Daniel and Mitchell. Cute. Domestic. Thrift stores. Plus, Daniel has retarded fashion sense. )


Pretty much 95% of that is just squee. But it's important squee. They're so CUTE.
Daniel/Mitchell = the crackverse.
Because. They'll be there eventually and all this stuff is just leading up to then.


EDIT : Also, Amber. You should post that fic you emailed me here. Cause. I said so. And any other crackverse fic you've sent me.
Even if you just want to do it f-only.
If you do I'll...find something stupid I haven't posted anywhere yet and post it. Or something.
I dunno. Cause I'm going to put a post together with links to all the crackverse fic that's been written and this includes anything I've only let you see. Cause I am going to be brave and it's only Angela.
Of course if you don't want to you don't have to. I'm just saying. This'd be the perfect place to do it.
Also also, Amber where is this "You could start with your fic about Mitchell and the House gang getting there." ???? Cause I don't remember writing it at all and now um. Where is it? HELP.

I will go ahead and assume that Amber doesn't mind me posting this part of tonight's YM session. I wouldn't think she would have issue with it, anyways, so that's why I'm assuming.
I will continue to assume this in the future about these crackversy things unless she says 'Don't fucking post this, bitch.' Or something.
I give her full permission to do the same. :D

( August 05-06 2006, Atlantian main street, Lorne's daycare, and the annual Wraith party things that have a better name I'm sure. I'm not adding it to the tags until there's a real name. )

I edited out most of what wasn't really directly about the crackverse but I probably missed something. Whatever. It's storming out and I need to post this before it takes out the power again maybe. Because I am paranoid.
I left the last part in there because that is clearly the right thing to assume. So you all better assume it.

Angela : Do you by chance have any times Amber and I went off about the crackverse in your LJ memoried?
Because I am too lazy to look but still would like to gather information from there. Thus the asking.
If we have. Which I think we did. Or about Daniel and Mitchell (which might be what I'm thinking of) because they are sooooo crackverse eventually too.

( A guide to 'ships in the crackverse. Plus the children. )

Repost from my LJ, updated 8/5 to add Adams/Tom.