Edit:

Never-fucking-mind, johnny was keylogged. I get to look like an ass now. Again.

No one cares about Naxxramas

We care about...

( ... bears. )

After weeks and weeks of absence, I finally got back into Warcraft so I could go to Naxxramas for the first time. It was a really neat experience and seems like the only thing that will tear me away from Team Fortress 2 (at least on Fridays). I'm sure most of you have already been to magical floating zombie/arachno-land so I won't bore you with the details and will just get into the pictures I took. 
Weeee...

( Thanks Filthy )

Yeah.  Kind of hard to believe they did this.  I don't really play the card game any more (all the venues in my town seem to have stopped running it,) but I may have to pick up a few packs of the next set in an attempt to pull this loot card.

Sockobird and Shiester are permabanned from the guild as of today. This of course includes any of their alts.


For the time being, do not invite anybody to the guild that you do not know. If someone asks to join and you do not know them, please send them to me (that's "Monoxide", for those that don't know) and I will take care of it. Not that I think anybody still wants in anymore, but hey.

I apologize for being vague, but all you guys need to know is that there is a lot missing from the guild bank officer tab at the moment, but I've talked with a GM and it will hopefully be restored soon. Fingers crossed?

I wanted to also take a moment to thank everyone who has been kind enough to donate items to the guild bank at any point in time. It is truly appreciated. :) I have also been selling a lot of things (mostly the overflow) to re-fund the guild bank some money for repairing and whatnot, but it'll take some time to do this, especially while waiting for stolen items to return, now.

Quite a load for first day back on the job, eh?



Also I will be demoting people I do not recognize for right now. Please let me know if I demote you and you were previously an officer on another character or anything. I mean no offense by this, I just have shitty memory, and I've been gone for so long that I don't know who's who!



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I can has guild again, yes?

Who's the GM alt? o_o

Also yeah I've been playing again. I suck and don't have wotlk though. Don't even know how long I can keep playing for, but I'll see what I can do. IRL shit, etc.

/hugs guild

Made a warlock on uldaman to play a with dude I met on some forum site. Come look me up if you want, my guys name is Redluigi.

Whether I go back to play on scryers or not I'm not really sure. I mean most of you guys have pretty much all gone off on other realms and different guilds so I might as well go my own way too.


Now look at my avatar. It's the best shit ever.

Have a funny screen shot.



What's most amusing, is that the game actually bothered to change my title from "Patron" to "Matron"



See?

Also, I have some whelpling eggs that could use some loving.

http://twitter.com/TeamSuperFine

yes chaps, I've decided to launch a small twitter page....I'm not sure why though.

Last night/this morning, I managed to get in a raid for Mount Hyjal.  And I saw Archimonde go down.

I guess it really helped that we had a bunch of 80s.

And I actually got some loot!  Won both Black Featherlight Boots and Boundless Agony, a dagger that was actually decent.

The rogue token dropped off of Archimonde, but it went to a druid in our party.  But it's okay.

Here's a picture of me wearing my swag.



Although I decided to bank the boots.  The blue ones I'm wearing are kind of better.  But I'm using that dagger now.  Yay daggers.

Now, where's that magical white dagger that does 5000 with Ambush?

Hey! guess what...

Any fans of youtube poop here? No? Fuck you.


Apparently the voice of



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So it's Valentines, and that of course means Old Man Blizzard has cranked out a Warcraft equivalent so players spend more time online trying to get achievements and junk.

AND GUYS CAN GIVE VALENTINES TO OTHER GUYS!

IT'S OKAY! WE WON'T JUDGE YOU!

YOU'LL PROBABLY END UP DOING SO BECAUSE THE RATIO OF GUYS TO GIRLS IS LIKE... FOR EVERY 100 GUYS THERE'S HALF A WOMAN!

AND SHE'S GOT LEMON PLEDGE SPRAYED ALL OVER HER FACE! But enough mindless banter, lets get to the screens


LOOK! I HAVE TWO IMPS! AND ONE'S A HUNTER!

PEW PEW P'PEW!!!

There's an achievement for "mending the hearts" of people who get rejected when giving Valentines to NPCs. This one guy said he would pay me 15 gold to follow me around and do so as I collected gifts. Unfortunately I started chatting with Ris in Trade Chat and missed the zeppelin to Orgrimmar with him on it. Then this happened...



Yeah...


Translation: "I'd date you if you smelled like my mom"
BTW, I'm apparently really bad at picking up orc chicks.
Moving on...


This undead was totally getting to first, and possibly second base with these two Blood Elves.


It's pretty obvious that the FEMALE heroes would get more valentines then the males seeing as the majority of players are guys cravin' some fine banshee booty. And no, I didn't vote for Slyvanas. I voted for Slyvanas' BREASTS. There's a big difference.

And then there's this stuff...


There's a really fun quest line that brings you to neutral status with a faction of ice giants called the Sons of Hodir. During which you take the form of a giant ice... lady and do shit for a tribe of giant ice... women.




While a giant woman you can use a mount and look really silly


And you get to do quests that let you ride less silly looking mounts.


This is the greatest quest ever. You become a Norwegian Spider-Man who uses harpoons instead of webs to jump from drake to drake, mug the rider for it, and then go atop a tower to fight...


THOR.


Or, maybe not. Instead Thor want's you to go use his army of stone dwarfs to kill some giants and their creator...


A big fat guy who taped a cauldron of magma to his crotch... Hey it get's cold up in Northrend.


Then you get man-handled by this guy..

And that's about it...

See you next year!

And found this





Okay. What'd I miss?

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I need criticism. I wanna make my story better. This is easily the largest story idea I have ever had. I want to make it as good as I possibly can. So help a former TSFer out, eh?
 

Would anybody like some fat loots rare goods that are from the card game?  This offer is only for guild members/former guild members/friends of the guild, because supplies are limited and I can't go giving everyone everything.  Also, each person can probably have only one or two items, so that nobody can just say "DURR I WANT IT ALL MAL AND SUCK MY DICK WHILE YOU'RE AT IT."  So here is what I have:

Two copies of Papa Hummel's Old Fashioned Pet Biscuit, good for 50 of the item of the same name, which can be used to make a cosmetic pet really fucking huge.

Three copies of Slashdance, good for 50 G.R.E.N.A.D.E.s, consumable items that force people who are in the blast radius to start dancing.

One copy of Fortune Telling, good for an Imp in a Ball, which is pretty much what it sounds like.

One copy of Goblin Gumbo, good for a pot of Goblin Gumbo, which is like the hibachi only it gives out Goblin Gumbo that when used causes your character to spew green fire.

Message or e-mail me or contact me somehow so you can give me the realm the character you want to have one of these things is on and so I can send the codes to you.

If I don't give these away, I'll probably just put them up on eBay or keep them in my collection.  The biscuits and slashdance cards might be worth $5 each, and maybe I can get $30+ for Fortune Telling and Goblin Gumbo.

Oh, and happy holidays from this old corpse.

(p.s. sorry about stretching the screen. I still don't know how to split the screen)

www.wowhead.com has been hosting a 12-day-long"12 Killer Days of Khrismas" contest where members post what their Warcraft characters want for Winter's Veil for in order to win fantabulous prizes. So I decided to open an account and enter the random presents my warlock wanted.

Then I decided to post them here because no one posts here and I want to be the one cool rebel kid who goes against the rules and puts used underwear in Old-Man Thrall's coffee every morning in a hilarious after-school special.

Enjoy











Also I should probably ask you people what your characters want for Winter's Veil...

I hate this game. I really do.