Tea Party!

BigNate826 (11:59:08 PM): tits good on gas, and has two seats, and kind of a trunk
BigNate826 (11:59:11 PM): thats all we need!
BigNate826 (11:59:15 PM): plus whatever you're driving
Damn Mixtape (11:59:44 PM): all I read in that first comment was tits

「devil sunday」 → me.


「devil sunday」 says: (8:21:25 PM)
I NOW NEED TO WRITE AN ESSAY
「devil sunday」 says: (8:21:28 PM)
ON PESSIMISM
「devil sunday」 says: (8:21:30 PM)
IN FRENCH
Namtab> This is...my...BOOMSTICK says: (8:21:38 PM)
LE SAD NO CHEESE
Namtab> This is...my...BOOMSTICK says: (8:21:48 PM)
WHERE IS BAGUETTE
Namtab> This is...my...BOOMSTICK says: (8:21:51 PM)
OH NO
Namtab> This is...my...BOOMSTICK says: (8:21:57 PM)
CIGARETTE LE POOF GONE
Namtab> This is...my...BOOMSTICK says: (8:22:13 PM)
ALLER AU WINE HOUSE
Namtab> This is...my...BOOMSTICK says: (8:22:22 PM)
MM ANAL

hell has frozen over is me.

「devil sunday」 says (10:17 PM):
I WANT SOMEONE TO CALL ME A FAGGOT
hell has frozen over. says (10:17 PM):
FAGGOT
「devil sunday」 says (10:17 PM):
THANKS
hell has frozen over. says (10:17 PM):
YOU'RE WELCOME

Moonspeak is me.

「WHAT IS DELICIOUS?」 says (6:07 PM):
and I guess I do love armpits
雲雀 恭弥 says (6:08 PM):
freak
「WHAT IS DELICIOUS?」 says (6:09 PM):
HEY OKAY
「WHAT IS DELICIOUS?」 says (6:09 PM):
YOU NEVER WOKE UP THOSE TIMES I STARED AT YOUR ARMPITS
雲雀 恭弥 says (6:09 PM):
I STILL LOVE YOU
「WHAT IS DELICIOUS?」 says (6:09 PM):
WHO'S THE FREAK NOW
「WHAT IS DELICIOUS?」 says (6:09 PM):
I love you too 8D
雲雀 恭弥 says (6:09 PM):
wait, what?
「WHAT IS DELICIOUS?」 says (6:09 PM):
I'm just kidding
「WHAT IS DELICIOUS?」 says (6:09 PM):
>__>
雲雀 恭弥 says (6:10 PM):
SURE YOU WERE
雲雀 恭弥 says (6:10 PM):
D:
「WHAT IS DELICIOUS?」 says (6:10 PM):
<____<

The moonspeak is me.

雲雀 恭弥 says (9:46 PM):
they found a really old dildo
雲雀 恭弥 says (9:46 PM):
it was like thousands of years old
雲雀 恭弥 says (9:46 PM):
and it was like a rock in the shape of a penis
a song to say goodbye. ♫ says (9:46 PM):
jesus
a song to say goodbye. ♫ says (9:46 PM):
o__o
雲雀 恭弥 says (9:47 PM):
probably made that dildo

"why so serious?" is me.

why so serious? says (9:36 PM):
Sam
why so serious? says (9:36 PM):
We need to get like bouncy balls or something
why so serious? says (9:36 PM):
and pelt them at eachother in a public place
why so serious? says (9:36 PM):
just so we can go
why so serious? says (9:36 PM):
"OW. YOU SMACKED ME IN THE BOOB WITH YOUR BALLS"
why so serious? says (9:36 PM):
"QUIT HITTING ME WITH YOUR BALLS"
⋙ i'd lie for you only you. says (9:36 PM):
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
⋙ i'd lie for you only you. says (9:36 PM):
I'D DO IT
⋙ i'd lie for you only you. says (9:37 PM):
LET'S GET SOME
⋙ i'd lie for you only you. says (9:37 PM):
we'd have to do it loudly and ostentatiously
why so serious? says (9:37 PM):
"STOP TOUCHING MY BALLS"
why so serious? says (9:37 PM):
"WHY ARE YOUR BALLS SO HARD?"
why so serious? says (9:37 PM):
etc etc
⋙ i'd lie for you only you. says (9:37 PM):
XDD
⋙ i'd lie for you only you. says (9:37 PM):
"MINE ARE BIGGER"
why so serious? says (9:38 PM):
"OH WOW. FEEL MY BALLS"
why so serious? says (9:38 PM):
"THEY'RE FUCKING HUGE"

addadamD (10:37:32 PM): haha that's weird
addadamD (10:37:43 PM): apparently some scientists were all up in rat brains, mesing around
addadamD (10:37:46 PM): *messing around
addadamD (10:37:53 PM): and someone flicked a switch and turned it gay
themonsterofeggs (10:38:06 PM): what?
addadamD (10:40:30 PM): can't find it
addadamD (10:40:39 PM): but it was from something awful
addadamD (10:41:00 PM): some guy read in the sydney morning whatever australian thing that some scientists found a genetic way to turn the rats gay
addadamD (10:41:10 PM): and it was discovered in fruit flies too, apparently?
themonsterofeggs (10:41:24 PM): probably
addadamD (10:41:26 PM): man
addadamD (10:41:34 PM): i hope they never figure it out for humans
addadamD (10:41:40 PM): that'll make for some bad fanfics
themonsterofeggs (10:41:46 PM): ugh
themonsterofeggs (10:42:13 PM): no i hate to admit it's possible because i do not want to hear the bitching about WE CAN GIVE THEN A PILL TO MAKE DEM GAYS STRAIGHT
themonsterofeggs (10:42:21 PM): mmm
addadamD (10:42:33 PM): yeah but this is also an argument for the fact that homosexuality is a latent genetic factor
themonsterofeggs (10:42:46 PM): true, i guess
addadamD (10:42:44 PM): since after all...it was a genetic discovery
themonsterofeggs (10:43:17 PM): no i forgot there's still people who think gay guys are doing the bittsexs because they just think it's hilarious
themonsterofeggs (10:43:22 PM): uuuuu
addadamD (10:43:20 PM): shit also you think there's enough conservative anti-gay radicals with the knowledge and momentum to come up with that pill?
themonsterofeggs (10:43:27 PM): hahaha bitsechs
addadamD (10:43:25 PM): they're CHRISTIAN, jordan
addadamD (10:43:29 PM): they don't USE science
addadamD (10:43:32 PM): it never made anything
themonsterofeggs (10:43:39 PM): hahahahahahaha


I think Adam was funnier back then compared to now.

"YEAH, YOU'D BETTER SWALLOW IT."  is me.

I HOPE BARBARIANS INVADE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE. says (2:56 PM):
MILLY
I HOPE BARBARIANS INVADE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE. says (2:56 PM):
QUICK
YEAH, YOU'D BETTER SWALLOW IT. says (2:56 PM):
PENIS
YEAH, YOU'D BETTER SWALLOW IT. says (2:56 PM):
PENIS PENIS PENIS
I HOPE BARBARIANS INVADE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE. says (2:56 PM):
LIGHTLY SALTED PENIS
I HOPE BARBARIANS INVADE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE. says (2:56 PM):
OR CHICKEN CURRY
I HOPE BARBARIANS INVADE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE. says (2:56 PM):
PEANUTS
I HOPE BARBARIANS INVADE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE. says (2:56 PM):
HOLY SHIT
YEAH, YOU'D BETTER SWALLOW IT. says (2:56 PM):
HAHAHAH
I HOPE BARBARIANS INVADE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE. says (2:56 PM):
PEANUTS
YEAH, YOU'D BETTER SWALLOW IT. says (2:56 PM):
I WIN
I HOPE BARBARIANS INVADE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE. says (2:56 PM):
IT'S BECAUSE YOU TYPED THAT
I HOPE BARBARIANS INVADE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE. says (2:56 PM):
GOD DAMMIT

I HAVE to post this one.

Yeah sorry about the awkward parts....all of them.



addadamD (12:58:11 AM): total HILF
"Jordan FTW" (12:58:19 AM): hilf?
addadamD (12:58:29 AM): herbalist...

"I am Jack's smirking revenge." is me.

I am Jack's smirking revenge. says (9:07 PM):
you know, maybe we should start on one of the millions things we said we were going to do
I am Jack's smirking revenge. says (9:07 PM):
like the Dead Villians Society roleplay
I am Jack's smirking revenge. says (9:07 PM):
or the baby punching contest
☠ ヨーコ says (9:08 PM):
Yeah..
☠ ヨーコ says (9:08 PM):
DEFINITELY the baby punching contest
I am Jack's smirking revenge. says (9:08 PM):
that one would be the easiest

"Samantha" (12:45:27 AM): what happen
themonsterofeggs (12:46:12 AM): butt
"Samantha" (12:46:12 AM): adam?
"Samantha" (12:46:15 AM): buttsweat?
themonsterofeggs (12:46:23 AM): NO
themonsterofeggs (12:46:28 AM): hahahahaha god you guys
themonsterofeggs (12:46:39 AM): danielle is coming up with all the weird things it could be
"Samantha" (12:46:47 AM): my guess...
"Samantha" (12:46:49 AM): buttsweat.

themonsterofeggs (12:47:37 AM): sam keeps saying buttsweat
"K" (12:47:39 AM): ew why?
themonsterofeggs (12:47:53 AM): because both of you are GROSS
"K" (12:47:56 AM): wait what?
"K" (12:48:02 AM): but we all know about buttsweat
"K" (12:48:12 AM): buttsweat is not personal
themonsterofeggs (12:48:16 AM): aaah
themonsterofeggs (12:48:21 AM): lololololol
themonsterofeggs (12:48:25 AM): tonight is craaazy
"K" (12:48:24 AM): this is blasphemy
themonsterofeggs (12:48:35 AM): this is madness
"K" (12:48:35 AM): THIS
"K" (12:48:37 AM): IS
"K" (12:48:40 AM): BUTTSWEAT!

Hhhhmmmm.....I really need to wake up earlier.

Me: addadamD

Jordan: themonsterofeggs


themonsterofeggs (9:00:10 AM): ADAM WAAAAAK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
addadamD (9:00:16 AM): I am online, but may be away from my computer right now.
themonsterofeggs (9:00:13 AM): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
themonsterofeggs (9:01:12 AM): WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
themonsterofeggs (9:01:17 AM): hey adam
themonsterofeggs (9:01:18 AM): hey adam
themonsterofeggs (9:01:21 AM): hey adam
themonsterofeggs (9:01:24 AM): wake uuuup
themonsterofeggs (9:01:38 AM): BIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAY SHOPPIIIIIIINGGGGGG
themonsterofeggs (9:18:38 AM): waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake up
themonsterofeggs went idle at 9:28:41 AM
themonsterofeggs went away at 9:50:05 AM
themonsterofeggs returned at 9:50:06 AM
themonsterofeggs (9:51:48 AM): wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwake up
themonsterofeggs (10:22:40 AM): ADAMADAMADAM
themonsterofeggs (10:22:43 AM): ADAM
themonsterofeggs (10:22:44 AM): ADAM
themonsterofeggs (10:22:45 AM): ADAM
themonsterofeggs (10:22:46 AM): ADAM
themonsterofeggs went idle at 11:08:36 AM
themonsterofeggs went away at 11:17:40 AM
themonsterofeggs returned at 11:17:41 AM
themonsterofeggs (11:17:46 AM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadam
themonsterofeggs (11:17:51 AM): jenni's coming soon
themonsterofeggs (11:17:52 AM): you up?
themonsterofeggs (11:17:55 AM): YOU UP?
themonsterofeggs (11:17:57 AM): WAKW UP ADAM
themonsterofeggs (11:17:59 AM): WAKE
themonsterofeggs (11:18:00 AM): UPADAM
themonsterofeggs (11:18:03 AM): ADAM
themonsterofeggs (11:18:07 AM): ADAM WAKEUP
themonsterofeggs (11:18:25 AM): HEYHEYHEY
themonsterofeggs (11:18:35 AM): LOOK LOOK OVER HERE WAKE UP
themonsterofeggs went idle at 11:36:13 AM
addadamD (11:43:51 AM): huh
themonsterofeggs (11:43:49 AM): I am online, but may be away from my computer right now.
themonsterofeggs went away at 11:45:40 AM
themonsterofeggs returned at 11:46:18 AM
addadamD (11:47:10 AM): hey wut
addadamD (11:54:45 AM): hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

Sparda is meeee.

( WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN )

Vintage Kill Joy: Molly if you were to rate FCAT on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you give it?
KittySeikou: ....3
Vintage Kill Joy: do you guys still take that?
KittySeikou: yeppp
KittySeikou: well.. i think it's over now
KittySeikou: ..
KittySeikou: dun remember
Vintage Kill Joy: hahah
KittySeikou: ..wait.. yeah it is
Vintage Kill Joy: it'd be ironic if you walked into school tomorrow and they're all like "FCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
KittySeikou: ahahahha
Vintage Kill Joy: you laugh, but when if happens, you'll be like "DAMMIT MILLY -shake fist at the sky- DAMN YOUUUUU!"
KittySeikou: i'll make sure everyone can hear me too
Vintage Kill Joy: hahah
Vintage Kill Joy: "Did you hear that?" "Yeah, who the hell is Milly?" "I BET SHE SCREWED US OVER WITH FCAT"
KittySeikou: hahahahahahha

Talking 'bout prom! I'm sure you all know which one is me.

Vintage Kill Joy: I was excited at first and then I remembered I had to wear a dress
Vintage Kill Joy: and was kind of like "FUCK THAT."
KittySeikou: hahahaha
Vintage Kill Joy: "MILLY DOESN'T WEAR DRESSES! SHE EATS THEM! ANOMNOMNOMNOM!"
KittySeikou: eeeee
Vintage Kill Joy: assuming that I was a cave man
Vintage Kill Joy: that eats prom dresses

Me is ADDadamD. Jordan is....Jordan.

"HI, I'M HAINE..." is me. My name makes more sense in the second chunk.

( HE DIED FOR OUR SINS AND WEARS A GRASS SKIRT )

Turn me on, deadman is me.

( THTOOOOOOOOOOOP! )

Pinkuu Sp1der is me
talking to Alex [extremeforce6]

( Not even just a little? )