Okay, clearly I have angered the Montel Gods because something keeps interfering with my recapping. Today the cable went out smack dab in the middle of the show, the first day that I actually had a chance to watch it. So here's half a recap of sylvia on montel from yesterdays show!
The show opens with Montel and Sylvia talking about her new book, Christmas in Heaven (I think).
Montel: What made you decide to write this book?
Sylvia: My guide said to me one day, "You know, we have festivals and celebrations just like you." and I asked her about it and that's where the book came from. BTW, I come from 300 years of psychics. I rock.
On to zee first guest!!!
The bar I work in was built in the early 1800's and used to be a hotel. There was a horrible shipwreck and the bodies were stored in the basement. At some point part of the basement was walled off. Ever since they began renovations, strange things have been happening, faucets turn on and off, toilets flush, lots of voices and noises are heard. One investigator says that Captain John sits in a chair upstairs and looks out the window at the sea. Every night these blinds are closed and we I come in to work in the morning, they are open. WTF?
Sylvia: Captain John sounds real romantic but no, it isn't a captain john, His name is Lewis Carter and you can look that up. This was also a place that hid black slaves. I feel like it was part of the underground railroad, that's why part of it was walled off, to cover the places that they hid them in. At some point this was also a nursing home. There ya go.
Lady: Sylvia, I've heard you say that everyone chooses their life, is that true and am I on my last one?
Sylvia: Well YEAH, I wouldn't lie about that, everyone does choose their life. You are on your last one, you are getting ready for God. The only thing I would say to you is to watch your stomache area because I feel like you may have some health problems in that area.
Another lady: My father was murdered. The police say that there was no foul play involved but I know they are wrong. His mattress was flipped, his wallet was missing, there was blood everywhere and he was found on the couch. WTF?
Montel: AND there were Puncture wounds all over his body.
Sylvia: This is just retarded, of COURSE there was foul play. This mans name was ************* and it's rediculous because this was over something to do with tools.
lady: Did he suffer? When they found him, the phone was off the hook and I was wondering if he was trying to call someone.
Sylvia: He was trying to call and didn't make it. This should be solved, give them the name, (lady says he knew a guy by that name) He comes around you, he knocks alot. NEXT!
Lady: I actually saw you speak (somewhere) before, I was wondering what it is I am supposed to achieve in this life and is it my last?
Sylvia: Patience and yes it's your last, I TOLD you that already. See, people think I forget but I don't.
Montel: Now you've said that before alot of people you meet are on their last lives.
Sylvia: Yes, well I think that's great, alot of people are tired and ready to be done with this place..
Lady: Since cousin george passes away, weird things happen around the house. Does he have a message for us?
Sylvia: Yes, I feel as if he has sorta taken on a protective roll. He says to check your wireing in the kitchen because he is worried of fire. There is the one outlet that sparks, you know? I'd have that checked.
Lady: Yes, there are problems with the kitchin wireing....
Sylvia: See everyone thinks I know a lot because I'm psychic, but they know EVERYthing.
Lady: We were on vacation and took a picture of ground zero. (shows picture of mist above ground zero) Is that a ghost?
Sylvia: That is an angel. Angels are everywhere but especially there. Do you remember people saying they saw angels while all that was going on? In the clouds and all that? There were angels EVERYwhere and everyone who was lost that day made it, there is not one lost spirit at ground zero, not one. They all made it to the other side..NEXT.
Lady: I took video of a blinking light, is that a UFO?
Sylvia: NOPE. This has something to do with an airplane. NEXT!!!!!!
Lady: My parents died and I never got to say goodbye. Do they have a message for me?
Sylvia: Yeah but you can say goodbye NOW. They're here, right among us and people don't realize that they can say goodbye NOW. They say they went quick and they do come to all celebrations and they say there is going to be a celebration very soon.
Next lady: My brother died at 14, in a wreck, flew out of the back of a truck. Did he suffer and I got a picture of him hugging my mom at his funeral WTF?
Sylvia: No he went quick.
Lady: I dreamed about his accident later, was it accurate?
Sylvia: Yes. (they show the picture and it does look like his ghost is hugging his mother)
cable goes out. yay. The Montel Gods have spoken.