Title: Masturbation: Alien Style Rated: Hard R, for language Characters: Pete, Clark Notes: I've been wanting to write this for months, and it finally happened today. It's inspired by a certain scene in Mallrats, written by Kevin Smith, my Dialogue King. I've included the snippet of dialogue I'm referencing at the end. Those of you that have seen the movie, probably know what this is about, but those of you that haven't, I don't want to spoil you. Also, I was almost tempted to rate this NC-17 for the language, but there's no actual porn, just... porny words. So. R. A hard one.
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