1. Is your backyard just a concrete slab with no grass?: Only half of it is.

2. How many bookcases are in your house?: Three?

3. Do you have any goldfish?: No

4. What's your favorite show on MTV?: MTV is a waste of air time.

5. Do you like that show Project Runway?: I like it, but I don't always have the time to follow it.

6. Do you have DVR or TiVo?: I have a DVR.

7. What DVD is in your DVD player currently?: Probably none.

8. Do you have a stereo system hooked up to your TV?: No

9. Do you like shopping at WalMart for clothes?: There isn't a Walmart close by, and I'm too lazy to go out of my way to get there.

10. Does your family take a family picture yearly?: Pfft, no.

11. Are you tired right now?: Nah.

12. Have you ever had a sexual dream about your ex-boyfriend?: No

13. Do you look up what your dreams mean online?: Nope

14. What color is your toaster?: I think it's white. I don't really pay attention.

15. Do you currently have a job?: No. I need one soon though.

16. When was the last time you used a Post-It note?: Ages ago.

17. Do you exercise regularly?: I walk every day. Does that count?

18. Have you ever made a survey?: No

19. What type of phone do you WISH you had?: The badass Sprint phone my friend has.

20. Is there a fish tank in your house?: Yes, but it's empty.

21. Do you own a pink blanket?: No

22. Do you drink Red Bull or any other energy drink on a regular basis?: Not on a regular basis.

23. Does caffeine do anything for you, or are you one of those people that it doesn't do jack shit?: It keeps me awake.

24. When was the last time you watched TRL?: Never.

25. Have you ever taken a ballet class?: No

26. Do you think that Jessica Simpson is beautiful?: No. I honestly don't find her attractive at all.

27. Do you like rainy days?: If I don't have to go anywehre that day, yes.

28. Speaking of rainy days, is it raining right now?: Nope

29. Are you on any whore trains on MySpace?: Nope. I whore myself out quite enough without any help.

30. How many photo albums are in your house?: A bazillion.

31. Are you currently wanting any piercings?: Yes

32. What about tattoos?: Yes.

33. Have you ever been to SuicideGirls.com?: No, but I've been to their Myspace. They're on my top friends.

34. Do you read US Weekly?: No

35. Have you ever seen that TV show M*A*S*H?: Yes

36. Do you want to have kids one day?: Maybe

37. Have you ever been raped?: Nope

38. Have you read the book Memoirs of a Geisha?: Nope

39. Do you tend to exaggerate things when telling a story?: Sometimes

40. If you're in a fight with your significant other & they give you flowers as an apology, are they automatically forgiven?: Depends on what the fight is about.

41. Do you consider yourself shallow?: No

42. Are you hungry right now?: Yes

43. Can you play the violin?: No

44. What about the guitar?: A little. I know a few songs.

45. Do you know what ftw means?: I use it as both 'for the win' and 'fuck the what'.

46. When are you graduating college?: In about two years, if I just go for my Associates. I'll be there longer for a Bachelor's.

47. Have you ever been to a real fashion show?: No

48. Do you have wireless internet?: Yep

49. Have you ever had an eating disorder?: Nope.

50. Are you wearing socks?: Yes.