(Thanks to spaggel for our challenge banner! :D)

Welcome to the Blame Someone Else Challenge! This is the first batch of matches--if you still want to sign up, fill out the poll here. I'll check throughout the day and add to this list in increments of 8. If there isn't 8 more sign-ups, well, I'll play it by ear and see, and edit this post accordingly so you know what's going on, if you're writing.

Writers: You can either post in your journal and put a link here, or post in the comments here and link in your journal. Either is fine so long as I see a link/entry of some sort in *this post*, so I can edit it properly to reflect when things are done!

You have until Sunday night (I'm loose in how Sunday night is defined, really--I'll be putting up a wrap up post for the con Monday, so basically--before then) to finish your responses. Any length is welcome, with a preferred minimum of 200 words.

Assignments:



[x] = indicates finished

Smallville:

[x] lunarknightz will be blamed for miche_connor's request -- Clark as a detective or Highway Patrol officer SV

[x] mahaliem will be blamed for lunarknightz's request -- After a nuclear holocaust, Smallville is the only town (presumably) left on the face of the Earth.

[x] miche_connor will be blamed for supacat's request -- Jor-El/Lex (does this pairing even have a name? Jor-Lex?) which, either Jor-El is his real living self = looks identical to S3 Clark, or if you're really twisted, the Jor-El AI has been known to possess people, y'know, especially Lionel

[x] supacat will be blamed for mahaliem's request -- Kryptonite turns Clark (or Superman) into a bunny. Lex grabs his gun and goes wabbit hunting.

Stargate: Atlantis:

[x] an_kayoh will be blamed for lovelokest's request -- John/Rodney/Cadman

[x] barely_bean will be blamed for hyperfocused's request -- Someone discovers the Ancient photocopier. What weird things happen at the annual holiday party? Cracked out pairings welcome

[x] bluebrocade will be blamed for lavvyan's request -- John/Rodney, John breaks his leg offworld and Rodney has to get them back to the gate. Through enemy territory.

[x] eleveninches will be blamed for grey_bard's request -- Sometimes, Teyla blames the Earth people for ever telling Halling about gameshows.

[x]grey_bard will be blamed for eleveninches's request -- Elizabeth/Ronon/Teyla love triangle.

hyperfocused will be blamed for infinimato's request -- teamfic where aliens make them act severely OOC. must include Lorne.

[x] infinimato will be blamed for lilyayl's request -- In order to foster good trading relations, the Lanteans find themselves thrust into writing a play (which must have signficance) and performing it. Rodney and Teyla bicker over music. John is happy to be tone-deaf. Rodney/Radek, Teyla/Kate, no McShep.

[x] lavvyan will be blamed for tahariel's request -- Someone on Atlantis develops the power to see the past when they touch things, including people. Nothing is secret! (Obv. useful for Ancient Artifacts, though.)

[x] lilyayl will be blamed for thefannishwaldo's request -- John/Carson in a BDSM relationship with John as the top/Dom

[x] lovelokest will be blamed for notpoetry's request -- John finds himself suddenly up on the auction block on an alien world ... and the team as a whole have to pool their resources to get him back. But there are rules about what owners do with their slaves ... (John/Rodney/Teyla/Ronon)

[x]notpoetry will be blamed for barely_bean's request -- SGA, John/Rodney, two men and a baby

quettaser will be blamed for with_apostrophe's request -- Radek & Ronon trapped together somewhere in Atlantis. Gen please.

[x] scribblinlenore will be blamed for quettaster's request -- the gangster AU! No pairings necessary, but bonus points if John is the dame who throws a wrench into their plans

[x] tahariel will be blamed for scribblinlenore's request -- John and Rodney decide they should go on a date before just jumping into bed together, the universe conspires against them.

[x]thefannishwaldo will be blamed for bluebrocade's request -- Rodney commits suicide because he's so brokenhearted after John dumps him.

[x] with_apostrophe will be blamed for an_kayoh's request -- McKay/Sheppard, Rodney wants to cuddle all the time, John will only do it after sex

Supernatural:

halfshellvenus will be blamed for imperinenence's request -- Sam/Dean pirate AU--they fight ghosts on the high seas. Arr!

impertinence will be blamed for txtequilanights's request -- SPN: Sam/Dean - HAHA MUSICAL. The boys get hit with a curse where all they can do is sing lyrics to songs they already know. No talking. Just singing. Even during sex.

txtequilanights will be blamed for halfshellvenus's request -- SPN: Sam and Dean exorcise a demon from a church, and the nuns make them stay to clean up afterward. :(

Wiseguy: (If you want to sign up with a friend in another fandom, you're welcome to, but you have to find your match yourself and notify me. I'll nod along, really!)

[x] astolat will be blamed for woofielover's request - "There's something licking him when he wakes up." (Or a mystery prompt I cannot currently read.)

[x] woofielover will be blamed for astolat's request - DISCO!

astolat will be blamed for movies_michelle's request - "He smelled like blood and Tic-Tacs."

movies_michelle will be blamed for astolat's request - "Ancient Rome! (Toga AU or wandering the ruins or any other interpretation that strikes your fancy. *grins*)"