Yeah. SHE'S delusional.






Gee... how about... your boyfriend?

The secret itself isn't *that* stupid, but if you're going to block out the eyes don't do a half-assed job!


I've never really understood censored eyes anyway. I can still figure out who you are based on the rest of your features.

Yeah, you all knew it'd be posted here

You "unintentionally faked" the accent? That is some bullshit.

Also, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEATLES

yes because current events are totes lame.


and now you can't see.
COOL STORY, BRO.

Wouldn't it just be easier to break up with him at the end of the season than breaking up with them, then getting back together with him each week?

Because you shouldn't waste good sperm.

*Sure you have super powers*. *Sure*.



Ew. Mountain Dew. Ew.

i was going to tell them how batshit crazy they are but most of the responses they got were really positive and understanding.

D:

I'm pro-choice, btw but the ZOMG U GUYZ IT'S HER BODY SHE CAN DEW WUT SHE WAWNTZ comments made me weep for humanity.

"I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes and Noble... and I'm sorry I told everyone about it... and I'm sorry for repeating it now."

I can understand not wanting people to dress like that, but basically, you're saying everyone should grow up and be the same.

( Take a step into today's LJ Secret fail! Five more behind the cut. )

uhh

....why julie andrews?

The ljsecret posted after I'd seen the fandomsecrets, or else I would have put them in the same post.



(insert obligatory "he's rock hard, I'd ride him all night long" jokes)



k...


You do know dogs' mouths have an insane amount of bacteria, right? And also, that's bestiality. Your poor, poor dog.





It wasn't each secret individually, so much as these secrets were in the same post and relatively close to each other.

if you spend 30 or whatever minutes gluing and cutting and whatnot, at least double check it
fyi: i wish i would get as sick the :)

*headtilt*

Given that half the people over there have no idea what the hell you're on about, TROLL FAIL

I am so unique,
obscure,
and
so
unbearablyinlove
with myself



Girl, dump the motherfucker already. It is not the "succubus" that's ruining your relationship. It's your cheating, lousy, dumb ass man.



"IT IS SO HARD BEING A BEAUTIFUL, SMART, PRETTY, BITCHY, SMART GENIUS GUYS. I WISH I WAS NICER TO PEOPLE!"

Then be nicer, genius.



I eat meat. Therefor, I also like to throw fwuffy kitties and doggies and cute-ass little wabbits into boiling oil. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND. EVARRRRRRR!

However, I guess if I eat meat once a day, I'm golden.